MrWolf: Let me introduce myself Lol!!1!11 (3707 hits)
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Submitted by Paul Hibbert (View user info) at 2005-10-17 08:18:05 EDT
Submitted by AW4416 (user info) at 2005-10-15 13:01:50 (#)
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So your "JEWISH".....You wanna cookie and a dancing bear or what. do i care......NO(god i feel a Capitol one commercial coming on here...LOL)but seriously if we all believed the same this would be one boring place don't you think? As far as the downloading thing goes let me get this straight.....I should slave and work my ass off for 6-9 months on an album and just give it to you free right?! ok so where is the money to pay the Producer,Musicians,Manager,Attorney,Promotion/Marketing team,Mastering Engineer,Manufacturing and last but certainly not least MY BILLS come from then ASSHOLE!!!!. I am fortunate in that i can do some of these things my self but the vast majority have to pay someone else to do it for them.Tell you what man work all this week and i'll just take YOUR paycheck and see how long it takes for those bills to start stacking up......just 'cause my band is signed doesn't mean we're rich.
And to all those that keep talking about grammer this and punctuation that....
if you want grammer....go to college.I'm a musician not an english professor
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Submitted by AW4416 (user info) at 2005-10-15 13:43:33 (#)
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With all due respect......if you would buy my cd then my comments were not directed at you if you would steal my music then you had it coming
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Listen up dip-shit. I'll steal your fucking music all I want. Second of all I play in a band and I have thus far spent nothing on recording mixing mastering and masturbating between songs so why have you?
I've made one album with 25 songs in my living room with my PC and some mic's that I borrowed off a mate. By your logic should I charge people 12p an album seeing as that's how much electricity it cost me? Fuck no, I'll pay for the blank CD if you'll take one off me, if you'd be so kind as to download it and burn it yourself then great.
If you wanna make music you make it for the people listening to it, the more people that hear it the better, if you're attitude is that we should pay you because you worked hard then fuck you and eat a dick.
I may not have put much money into my album but I put in a lot of time mixing and mastering the fucker, and no one will ever have to pay to hear it for that exact reason; I spent the time and the effort so that when people hear it they'll like it and my huge ego can grow that little bit taller.
I fucking hate you.
My next recording will be done in a professional studio, with a Producer, (me) Musicians (us), Manager (us), Attorney (shut up), Promotion/Marketing team (us), Mastering Engineer (the drummer), Manufacturing (us)... you know what it's costing me? Fuck all, because I won the studio time when my band won battle of the bands and I've gone the extra mile to get my music heard by learning a little more about music than what noise my guitar makes when I wipe my dick on it to some god awful retched hair metal.
Get over yourself, no one's ever heard of you or your butt-band of ass pirates; you're not big, clever or Metallica. Why should anyone pay for your music? I'm going to search as hard as I can when I get home for your tripe on Lime wire, and by god I will steal your music and then I will delete it without listening to it just to piss you off.
Let me get one thing straight, you pay a huge group of people to do everything but write and record the music and it still took you "6-9 months" to do? Were you asleep? Did you record one note at a time? I could knock together a rock song including drums, bass, guitar, lyrics and harmonies and record it in about 2 hours. How many songs were on your album??? ... Based on an 8 hour working day, 5 days a week I estimate that in 9 months I could make a shitty 80's anthem filled album with 1116 songs on it you lazy fuck.
Finally your "grammer" (sic) you want me to go to college to find someone who can spell and punctuate? I learnt to capitalise the letter "I" at 7 years old, I remember it well and you'll do well to remember it too- "*I* am important" you stupid sack of shit.
I wrote this in word and pasted your reviews at the top as a reference but every time I looked up and saw all the words underlined in red and green I got so pissed off I killed a baby and shit myself. On a scale of 1 to stupid you're masturbating in a pool of your own excrement.
So my friend if you "wanna cookie and a dancing bear" just give me a shout and I'll be happy to produce neither. I will however beat you to death with the behemoth print out of spelling, grammar and punctuation mistakes inherent in your post.
Welcome to Uber you stupid fuck.
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-24 03:55:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gAGGLE (user info) at 2005-10-23 20:59:16 (#)
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No Comment
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god damned noob.
Submitted by gAGGLE (user info) at 2005-10-23 20:59:16 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-23 18:30:07 EDT (#)
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yeah...I'm more than due.
But I've already used up all of my GOOD ideas...I guess I COULD lower myself to the average Uber user IQ and do a silly and mindless post.
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-23 17:59:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-21 07:46:51 (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-20 19:37:33 (#)
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Whatever the fuck you just said, I think it was funny.
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Isn't it about time the mighty shlong did another post?
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No.
there's enough trash on this website already.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2005-10-22 16:35:27 EDT (#)
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You rock, you are my hero. :o)
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-21 10:31:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-21 08:59:01 (#)
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I abuse myself greatly.
Shame I'm such a cock gobbling nancy boy who's never been and never will be as funny as Paul. God I wish I was smart, I'm going to go see the wizard to ask for a brain!
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What the hell are you talking about Richard?
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-21 08:59:01 EDT (#)
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I amuse myself greatly.
Shame the quality of the content in this post is well below that of the reviews.
My reviews, to be precise.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-21 07:46:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-20 19:37:33 (#)
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Whatever the fuck you just said, I think it was funny.
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Isn't it about time the mighty shlong did another post?
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2005-10-21 05:54:00 EDT (#)
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lol
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-20 19:37:33 EDT (#)
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Whatever the fuck you just said, I think it was funny.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-10-20 13:01:44 EDT (#)
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"you're not big, clever or Metallica"
Hee!
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-20 11:35:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:55:44 (#)
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menswear and cindy lauper?
well this IS a big fat ghey fest isn't it.
is this what you little homos have been doing all afternoon while I've been grafting?
Pathetic.
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I've been working my arse off taking in complicated information and regurgitating the nonsense I've been trained to speil off everytime the phone rings I'll thankyou very much. Cyndi Lauper was a great help in all of this.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:55:44 EDT (#)
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menswear and cindy lauper?
well this IS a big fat ghey fest isn't it.
is this what you little homos have been doing all afternoon while I've been grafting?
Pathetic.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:39:57 EDT (#)
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Oops, fucked that up.
Menswear - Nuisance, is one of the definitive Britpop albums. Fact.
So, shut it.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:32:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:26:07 (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:10:30 (#)
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It's Jenny's... It got on my MP3 player by accident. And besides, boys like to have fun too!
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Uh huh, of course it did Paul.
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At least I didn't put that faggoty menswear 90's crap on that you and Jenny like so much, still Jenny can be forgiven, she's a girl, what's your excuse pansy? Oh yeah and stop zeroing me you ferret shafting hill billy!
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:26:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:10:30 (#)
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It's Jenny's... It got on my MP3 player by accident. And besides, boys like to have fun too!
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Uh huh, of course it did Paul.
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:17:48 EDT (#)
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Holy Christ on a cross being raped by a midget! This is the type of quality hate-posting that keeps me reading...
Well done, sir.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:10:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:01:47 (#)
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Yes, well, whatever.
Loser.
Don't think the fact that you were listening to Cyndi Lauper went unnoticed either. Ghey. Ghey. Ghey.
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It's Jenny's... It got on my MP3 player by accident. And besides, boys like to have fun too!
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:01:47 EDT (#)
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Yes, well, whatever.
Loser.
Don't think the fact that you were listening to Cyndi Lauper went unnoticed either. Ghey. Ghey. Ghey.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:24:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:22:37 (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:19:09 (#)
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I reached the conclusion early enough.
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Like twenty minutes after I told you "early enough"?
In your face. I'm the best.
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But then I thought, oh I've got it wrong again it was Dervel the whole time.
Doh. At least I'll always have this beautiful face to fall back on. Dervel usually just falls on his face
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:22:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:19:09 (#)
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I reached the conclusion early enough.
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Like twenty minutes after I told you "early enough"?
In your face. I'm the best.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:19:09 EDT (#)
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Well you see I was listening to this song called "Girls just wanna have fun", and I thought, Apollo is a girl, maybe he's having some fun, then I thought- friend don't use alters to minus2 friends. But then I thought only Apollo miss spells words, everyone else is clever.
I reached the conclusion early enough.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-20 08:45:59 EDT (#)
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pock = OWNED
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-20 08:30:29 EDT (#)
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I score that 100 - 0 in my favour.
Can I have my medal now?
Submitted by CapitalA (user info) at 2005-10-20 08:28:57 EDT (#)
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"I'm not arguing with one of Apollo's alters am I? This guy isn;t surely so
moral on Ubersite is he?"
Hahahahaha!
That pesky apollo.
Deary me Pock, you really are dim.
I win.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-20 08:25:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CapitalA (user info) at 2005-10-20 08:21:16 (#)
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I assure you that I am most amiable.
You really are an outmoded entity aren't you?
Still, don't let me keep you, why don't you just run along and get back to painting horses on your cave wall.
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Here comes the gay nigger-wop, literally bringing up the rear again. The only thing that could lower my opinion of you further would be if you were a woman. Outmoded? Pah! It's you spics that are outmoded. Fucking jiggaboo!
Submitted by CapitalA (user info) at 2005-10-20 08:21:16 EDT (#)
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I assure you that I am most amiable.
You really are an outmoded entity aren't you?
Still, don't let me keep you, why don't you just run along and get back to painting horses on your cave wall.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-20 08:21:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-20 08:18:50 (#)
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well this IS entertaining.
On the one hand we have Pock who's apparantly going through one of his ever frequent stupid spells and on the other we have the ironically named Capital A who can't spell for shit but is happy to point out the errors of everybody else.
We need to get Electro in here and we could run a Retard's Royal Rumble. The eventual winner to be crowned king of the all that it spaz and awarded the Golded Crash Helmet of Autism.
The losers to swim with the fishies.
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it's "apparently", not "apparantly", now who's artistic?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-20 08:18:50 EDT (#)
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well this IS entertaining.
On the one hand we have Pock who's apparantly going through one of his ever frequent stupid spells and on the other we have the ironically named Capital A who can't spell for shit but is happy to point out the errors of everybody else.
We need to get Electro in here and we could run a Retard's Royal Rumble. The eventual winner to be crowned king of the all that it spaz and awarded the Golded Crash Helmet of Autism.
The losers to swim with the fishies.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-20 08:12:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CapitalA (user info) at 2005-10-20 08:07:31 (#)
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So I did. I really am an "imecile" sometimes.
Tell you what, I'll book us both in on that course, you obviously can't be trusted with the paperwork.
You know what? I'm normally quiet placid but there is something about egocentric fascists that make me lose my tolerant approach for others.
You really are quite the nasty piece of work aren't you?
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It's "quite" not "quiet" you god damned illiterate! Nasty piece of work? Me??? I am the most gentle of folk, I make posts about butterflies and the like. You on the other hand are a homo bashing wop hater!
Horrible person that thou art.
Submitted by CapitalA (user info) at 2005-10-20 08:07:31 EDT (#)
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So I did. I really am an "imecile" sometimes.
Tell you what, I'll book us both in on that course, you obviously can't be trusted with the paperwork.
You know what? I'm normally quiet placid but there is something about egocentric fascists that make me lose my tolerant approach for others.
You really are quite the nasty piece of work aren't you?
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-20 08:03:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-20 08:02:07 (#)
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Pock, if you must insist on arguing with the fucking fish, please try not to make yourself look stupid.
You're embarrassing me by association.
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It was a typo. Dammit a typo! Now let me continue my argument with the fish.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-20 08:02:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CapitalA (user info) at 2005-10-20 07:57:51 (#)
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Homophobic, racist, aggressive, vulgar.
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Stop talking to me before you make yourself look anymore stupid you gay-nigger before I slap you in the face with my cock. God I'm great.
Oh yeah and you mean "LED to believe" you imecile!
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-20 08:02:07 EDT (#)
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Pock, if you must insist on arguing with the fucking fish, please try not to make yourself look stupid.
You're embarrassing me by association.
Submitted by CapitalA (user info) at 2005-10-20 07:57:51 EDT (#)
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Homophobic, racist, aggressive, vulgar.
Those are some lovely personality traits you've got there.
Your parents must be very proud to have raised such a wonderfully balanced and articulate child.
Vanity is a character flaw.
Positively rating your own posts is frowned upon, as I'm lead to believe.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-20 07:54:46 EDT (#)
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I think capitalA should take that dick out of his mouth so that we can have a proper conversation
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-20 07:53:49 EDT (#)
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I think that Capital A makes good sense.
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-10-20 07:53:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CapitalA (user info) at 2005-10-20 07:45:49 (#)
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Actually, Mr Pottymouth, I meant "coarse".
Perhaps we could take that course together
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AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-20 07:53:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CapitalA (user info) at 2005-10-20 07:45:49 (#)
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Actually, Mr Pottymouth, I meant "coarse".
Perhaps we could take that course together, then at least you'll have someone there to help you with such taxing tasks as finding your desk and opening your pencil case.
Do you really consider yourself to be important or is that just a big façade for your obvious insignificance?
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That's Sir. Potty mouth to you
No you didn't You meant corse, and all the dictionarys in the world won't make me believe otherwise... Do you suck as much dick as I think you do or are you just very young? In which case- do you suck as much dick as I think you do?
And by god I am important, without me this website fell to pieces. That is why I triumphantly returned with this hilarious and well viewed post you jealous little bastard!
Submitted by CapitalA (user info) at 2005-10-20 07:45:49 EDT (#)
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Actually, Mr Pottymouth, I meant "coarse".
Perhaps we could take that course together, then at least you'll have someone there to help you with such taxing tasks as finding your desk and opening your pencil case.
Do you really consider yourself to be important or is that just a big façade for your obvious insignificance?
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-20 07:41:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-20 07:25:00 (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-20 06:50:31 (#)
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make up for it?
make up for what?
i would suggest asking Spam and A pollo for some assistance since they were as offended as
you about the statement but not quite as...........lost?, to it's location.
you're lucky to have friends as helpful as they seem to appear.
give yourself another +2 and you'll feel better in the morning.
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i'm done with this
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Brilliance.
He's really showed us there didn't he? I don't know about you pock, but I'LL certainly think twice about camping on a Brittish post in future now that the threat of Zero ratings coupled with nonsensical comments has surfaced.
When he wrote that previous comment on my post it hurt us all so much. Apollo was so Devestated that he wouldn't even let me give him the reach around when I tried to cheer him up.
Damn you Joedaddy, damn you for being so cutting and perceptive. You really are a force to be reckoned with.
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Cries mongole tears.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-20 07:40:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CapitalA (user info) at 2005-10-20 07:32:33 (#)
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Having read some of your previous posts, I would conclude that even if I did inadvertently irritate you, it would impact on your thesis.
Actually, I feel you should see a councillor. Such inherent anger isn't healthy.
Can I ask why you have such hatred for Americans? I personally don't think that they're any different from anyone else. They certainly don't deserve to be the target of your misplaced abhorrence.
By the by, using course language doesn't make you look big, it makes you look very silly and infantile.
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I'm assuming you mean corse language. I think you should take a 'course in language' to rectify your poor spelling you illiterate noob!
Fucking yanks, how I hate them. They're always lumping us all in one category!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-20 07:37:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-20 07:25:00 (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-20 06:50:31 (#)
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make up for it?
make up for what?
i would suggest asking Spam and A pollo for some assistance since they were as offended as
you about the statement but not quite as...........lost?, to it's location.
you're lucky to have friends as helpful as they seem to appear.
give yourself another +2 and you'll feel better in the morning.
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i'm done with this
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Brilliance.
He's really showed us there didn't he? I don't know about you pock, but I'LL certainly think twice about camping on a Brittish post in future now that the threat of Zero ratings coupled with nonsensical comments has surfaced.
When he wrote that previous comment on my post it hurt us all so much. Apollo was so Devestated that he wouldn't even let me give him the reach around when I tried to cheer him up.
Damn you Joedaddy, damn you for being so cutting and perceptive. You really are a force to be reckoned with. """"
I'm still crying.
Am I okay to write this review? Is it not too many? OMG I AM SO CONFUUUUUSED.
That Capital A is a turd isn't he?
Submitted by CapitalA (user info) at 2005-10-20 07:32:33 EDT (#)
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Having read some of your previous posts, I would conclude that even if I did inadvertently irritate you, it would impact on your thesis.
Actually, I feel you should see a councillor. Such inherent anger isn't healthy.
Can I ask why you have such hatred for Americans? I personally don't think that they're any different from anyone else. They certainly don't deserve to be the target of your misplaced abhorrence.
By the by, using course language doesn't make you look big, it makes you look very silly and infantile.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-20 07:25:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-20 06:50:31 (#)
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make up for it?
make up for what?
i would suggest asking Spam and A pollo for some assistance since they were as offended as
you about the statement but not quite as...........lost?, to it's location.
you're lucky to have friends as helpful as they seem to appear.
give yourself another +2 and you'll feel better in the morning.
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i'm done with this
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Brilliance.
He's really showed us there didn't he? I don't know about you pock, but I'LL certainly think twice about camping on a Brittish post in future now that the threat of Zero ratings coupled with nonsensical comments has surfaced.
When he wrote that previous comment on my post it hurt us all so much. Apollo was so Devestated that he wouldn't even let me give him the reach around when I tried to cheer him up.
Damn you Joedaddy, damn you for being so cutting and perceptive. You really are a force to be reckoned with.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-20 07:17:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CapitalA (user info) at 2005-10-20 07:13:58 (#)
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I'm not a n00b. I've just been on sabbatical.
I don't think it's very clever to call people gay. You could hurt someone's feelings.
Why are you so angry? Are you lonely? I imagine such unfettered hatred could only be born from the lost.
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I don't think it's very clever to be a noob, you could irritate somebody worthy of posting here.
Why are you so nooby? are you a noob? I imagine such ignorance to my importance could only be born from being a big fucking noob!!!!
Submitted by CapitalA (user info) at 2005-10-20 07:13:58 EDT (#)
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I'm not a n00b. I've just been on sabbatical.
I don't think it's very clever to call people gay. You could hurt someone's feelings.
Why are you so angry? Are you lonely? I imagine such unfettered hatred could only be born from the lost.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-20 07:09:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CapitalA (user info) at 2005-10-20 06:50:57 (#)
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This is the stupidest thing I have ever read.
Don't bother (-2).
I shant bother offering you a cheese sandwich either.
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STFU you stupid god damned nooby nooby nooberson, no one cares what you think, get the fuck away from me and my post you gay!
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-20 07:08:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-20 06:50:31 (#)
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make up for it?
make up for what?
i would suggest asking Spam and A pollo for some assistance since they were as offended as
you about the statement but not quite as...........lost?, to it's location.
you're lucky to have friends as helpful as they seem to appear.
give yourself another +2 and you'll feel better in the morning.
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i'm done with this
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Make up for missing me off the list you dolt!... And I'll say when you're "done with this" thankyou very much!... Ok you're done with this.
Submitted by CapitalA (user info) at 2005-10-20 06:50:57 EDT (#)
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This is the stupidest thing I have ever read.
Don't bother (-2).
I shant bother offering you a cheese sandwich either.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-20 06:50:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
make up for it?
make up for what?
i would suggest asking Spam and A pollo for some assistance since they were as offended as
you about the statement but not quite as...........lost?, to it's location.
you're lucky to have friends as helpful as they seem to appear.
give yourself another +2 and you'll feel better in the morning.
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i'm done with this
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-20 05:20:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-19 21:29:10 (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:54:56 (#)
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Well done son, good post. Oh and the fucker from the first review? You missed me off you you fucking slob
*****
as requested
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I'm afraid that simply doesn't make up for it.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-19 21:29:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:54:56 (#)
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Well done son, good post. Oh and the fucker from the first review? You missed me off you you fucking slob
*****
as requested
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-10-19 16:34:08 EDT (#)
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THE BRITISH ARE COMING!
Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-10-19 14:58:15 EDT (#)
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No comment needed.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-19 05:29:57 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-19 05:22:20 EDT (#)
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Light-hearted oral expulsion of gas.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-19 05:20:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-19 05:04:50 (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-19 04:18:21 (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-19 03:24:41 (#)
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well, you better check yourself for getting all upset over a simple, un-biased statement of fact.
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Huh? I had a wail of a time writing this, loads of fun. Upset?
What unbiased statement of fact are you referring to?
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Chill out paul, no need to get stressed out over what Hungry Joe says, he's just reconstituted potato anyway.
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Why does everyone keep telling me to chill out? I'm perfectly fucking well chilled, I' not even slightly shitting well uptight, why is everyone on my case when I'm completely relaxed??? AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH... etc.
Oh yeah and stop zeroing me Mr. Hypocrite.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-19 05:04:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-19 04:18:21 (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-19 03:24:41 (#)
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well, you better check yourself for getting all upset over a simple, un-biased statement of fact.
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Huh? I had a wail of a time writing this, loads of fun. Upset?
What unbiased statement of fact are you referring to?
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Chill out paul, no need to get stressed out over what Hungry Joe says, he's just reconstituted potato anyway.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-19 04:18:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-19 03:24:41 (#)
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well, you better check yourself for getting all upset over a simple, un-biased statement of fact.
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Huh? I had a wail of a time writing this, loads of fun. Upset?
What unbiased statement of fact are you referring to?
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-19 03:24:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well, you better check yourself for getting all upset over a simple, un-biased statement of fact.
Submitted by Auf-Der-Maur (user info) at 2005-10-18 22:18:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Glasgow is for pussies! North Kilt-town is where its at!
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-10-18 18:32:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A scathing polemic indeed.
Hmmm, seems prudent to keep this sailing high in Most Heated... I really can't think of anything derogatory to say about anyone, so if anyone has any insults regarding Scotland, Glasgow or Partick Thistle FC, direct 'em here and i'll see what I can do.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-18 15:22:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-10-18 15:04:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Woo Apollo is emigrating too! We can teach the bastards how to speak proper, like.
Nice rant, btw.
On a side note, why does nobody email me anymore, eh?
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Aww... poor Stin, nobody loves her anymore.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-10-18 15:04:58 EDT (#)
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Woo Apollo is emigrating too! We can teach the bastards how to speak proper, like.
Nice rant, btw.
On a side note, why does nobody email me anymore, eh?
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-18 11:35:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-18 11:11:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
ALL YOURE MOST HEATED NUMBER ONE SLOT ARE BELOMG TO ME.
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ooh snap!
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-18 11:11:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ALL YOURE MOST HEATED NUMBER ONE SLOT ARE BELOMG TO ME.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-18 09:57:45 EDT (#)
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fuck the AAMVA (or whatever) It's really all down to The Whinging Association of Tossbag Septics
(TWATS)
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-18 09:47:36 EDT (#)
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So the Americans are ignoring me on purpose because I'm British???
hmm, Don't blame them.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-18 09:44:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:55:58 (#)
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I don't believe this post got to numero uno on most heated, got nearly 1500 reviews, but they're all from the same 5 people.
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It's the 'Brit-factor', as we in the defense department like to call the way your country's uber populations seems to have coalesced and consolidated power to get most heated on nearly every post through the singularly British art of 'talking bollocks'.
We've had our eye on it for some time now and are convinced that the British are staging a hostile takeover of uber in the near future, but we remain uncertain as to where and when this takeover might occur in massive force. This is why I was here...
I was sent by the CIA to infiltrate your tight-knit organization to see what reconnaissance could be gathered from befriending the enemy.
My code name was 'RED-HOT NECROTOMIC STYLE', or 'RED-HOT' for short, (which was a dangerous choice of codenames I thought, but who am I to argue with the CIA?) and the government - along with a concerned contingent of the private sector comprised of the attendees of the recent Atlantic City ubercon (which was really a secret meeting with military officials) to the American Members of the Most Viewed Authors Society, or AMMVAS - had hired me to go to London to plant the surveillance equipment in The George prior to the scheduled meeting. Me, along with a small team of surveillance specialists and private investigators hired by the US government were assigned the duty of keeping tabs on the meeting, which the government saw as a possible metting of an international terrorist cell, using a rendezvous with one 'filthyassistant', who is really a computer program developed by the DOD (Department of Defense) to exactly emmulate a cheeky female Briton with a margain of error of + or - 5%.
The DOD's worst fears were nearly realized and the entire operation was nearly put into lockdown when a loose connection was made some months back that she might in fact be an alter, and at the time I was ordered to "play along and make the bastards chase you". The project was nearly scrapped after that until things seemed to return to normal and the CIA, after much convincing on my part, decided that this would actually strengthen our cover overall because any future attempts of blowing the lid on the operations would merely be seen as 'shenannegans'.
Our real 'man on the inside', Kracka, who is both a green beret and a Navy seal with specialized training in explosives and intelligence gathering, and whose orders were to 'laugh a lot', made his scheduled appearance at The George, and the appropriate information was gathered. What that information is cannot be disclosed to the public at this time, but what can be said, now that my job with the CIA has been terminated as of 15:00 hours today, is that you Brits will not get away with this!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 09:31:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Vive Maggie!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-18 09:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
blah, blah, blah...Maggie's brutal but ultimately fair yet self-serving but having said that righteously right regime... blah, blah, blah
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Now steady on there.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-18 09:23:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-18 08:45:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
REVOLUTIONARY = Petty Criminal
nice to see you're keeping the ozzie traditions alive.
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Watch it with the zero's buddy or I'll retaliate with zeros on your post!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-10-18 09:13:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-18 08:45:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
REVOLUTIONARY = Petty Criminal
nice to see you're keeping the ozzie traditions alive.
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oh, yeah, that's right, Spam, I sure as hell remember Ronald Biggs, El Tel, Den from Eastenders, Lee Bowyer and George Michael coming over on the first fleet. Get a haircut, hippy, that fabio look wouldn't have happened during Maggie's brutal but ultimately fair yet self-serving but having said that righteously right regime.
F-F-FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRTIE 'EARS OF 'URT!
NEVAR STOPPED THE REAMING!!!
FREE LIONS ON TEH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT...
*rowr*
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-18 08:45:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
REVOLUTIONARY = Petty Criminal
nice to see you're keeping the ozzie traditions alive.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-10-18 07:34:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 07:19:41 (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-10-18 07:18:30 (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 07:11:25 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:48:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:33:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:20:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ashes 2005.
The End.
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hmmmmmmmm, see, here's the pity, apollo, I don't give a flying fuck about our cricket team, they are the biggest collective of shit for brains fuckstick fuck fucks that you'll ever find in a dressing room, in fact, I'm sure it's a prerequisite to be a complete fucking wanker to even carry the drinks. I cried with joy when your lads won, said a silent prayer to a higher being, and then had a giggle about that time you all called bad form after Maradona glanced that header to god and god spanked the ball past Shilton, who, in retrospect, was kinda short for a 'keeper..
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I would have just mentioned the previous 17 Ashes, but to each his own. """
PREVIOUS 17 ASHES???
Wrong AMERICUNT!
Pah! We don't have them every year.
Jeez google properly will you?
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hehehe - apollo called you an "Americunt", beekeeper, you gonna take that? Tell him his queen's a German, that always works.. """
so's yours.
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She ain't mine, scouser, I'm a REVOLUTIONARY!!! I hang out in the rainforest and wear camo's and go without hot water for days if the national park amenities are closed for a fresh lick of paint which hardly ever happens in fact I can't remember it ever happening but we rough it and plot against the bourgeoisie and will be their ultimate demise I'm fucking sure of it you just wait you'll fucking see and then we'll take some beating and prolly the odd tractor or two!!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-18 07:22:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh burn.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 07:19:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-10-18 07:18:30 (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 07:11:25 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:48:49 (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:33:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:20:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ashes 2005.
The End.
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hmmmmmmmm, see, here's the pity, apollo, I don't give a flying fuck about our cricket team, they are the biggest collective of shit for brains fuckstick fuck fucks that you'll ever find in a dressing room, in fact, I'm sure it's a prerequisite to be a complete fucking wanker to even carry the drinks. I cried with joy when your lads won, said a silent prayer to a higher being, and then had a giggle about that time you all called bad form after Maradona glanced that header to god and god spanked the ball past Shilton, who, in retrospect, was kinda short for a 'keeper..
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I would have just mentioned the previous 17 Ashes, but to each his own. """
PREVIOUS 17 ASHES???
Wrong AMERICUNT!
Pah! We don't have them every year.
Jeez google properly will you?
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hehehe - apollo called you an "Americunt", beekeeper, you gonna take that? Tell him his queen's a German, that always works.. """
so's yours.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-10-18 07:18:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 07:11:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:48:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:33:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:20:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ashes 2005.
The End.
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hmmmmmmmm, see, here's the pity, apollo, I don't give a flying fuck about our cricket team, they are the biggest collective of shit for brains fuckstick fuck fucks that you'll ever find in a dressing room, in fact, I'm sure it's a prerequisite to be a complete fucking wanker to even carry the drinks. I cried with joy when your lads won, said a silent prayer to a higher being, and then had a giggle about that time you all called bad form after Maradona glanced that header to god and god spanked the ball past Shilton, who, in retrospect, was kinda short for a 'keeper..
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I would have just mentioned the previous 17 Ashes, but to each his own. """
PREVIOUS 17 ASHES???
Wrong AMERICUNT!
Pah! We don't have them every year.
Jeez google properly will you?
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hehehe - apollo called you an "Americunt", beekeeper, you gonna take that? Tell him his queen's a German, that always works..
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-18 07:16:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that is so stupid
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 07:11:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-18 07:00:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
c1ndy thinks the letter i is a 1. """
c1ndy thinks 'autism' is a valid career choice.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 07:11:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:48:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:33:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:20:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ashes 2005.
The End.
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hmmmmmmmm, see, here's the pity, apollo, I don't give a flying fuck about our cricket team, they are the biggest collective of shit for brains fuckstick fuck fucks that you'll ever find in a dressing room, in fact, I'm sure it's a prerequisite to be a complete fucking wanker to even carry the drinks. I cried with joy when your lads won, said a silent prayer to a higher being, and then had a giggle about that time you all called bad form after Maradona glanced that header to god and god spanked the ball past Shilton, who, in retrospect, was kinda short for a 'keeper..
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I would have just mentioned the previous 17 Ashes, but to each his own. """
PREVIOUS 17 ASHES???
Wrong AMERICUNT!
Pah! We don't have them every year.
Jeez google properly will you?
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-18 07:00:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
c1ndy thinks the letter i is a 1.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:58:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:55:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't believe this post got to numero uno on most heated, got nearly 1500 reviews, but they're all from the same 5 people.
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1500 reviews = I was taught maths by c1ndy.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:55:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't believe this post got to numero uno on most heated, got nearly 1500 reviews, but they're all from the same 5 people.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:49:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:45:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:41:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:33:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:20:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ashes 2005.
The End.
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hmmmmmmmm, see, here's the pity, apollo, I don't give a flying fuck about our cricket team, they are the biggest collective of shit for brains fuckstick fuck fucks that you'll ever find in a dressing room, in fact, I'm sure it's a prerequisite to be a complete fucking wanker to even carry the drinks. I cried with joy when your lads won, said a silent prayer to a higher being, and then had a giggle about that time you all called bad form after Maradona glanced that header to god and god spanked the ball past Shilton, who, in retrospect, was kinda short for a 'keeper.. """
i know you don't my little lamb, that's why I said it. You and shandy dislike those arrogant fucks, hence even more insulting.
I'll let you into a secret I dislike our footy team a bit too.
CLub before country.
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I don;t even like football, and I see England as a nation the same way I see the rest of the world. A complete bunch of toss. I'd rather not know anything outside of Derby and pretend that you people are just chat bots.
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well, I guess the tit-for-tat ends here then... bastards..
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:48:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:33:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:20:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ashes 2005.
The End.
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hmmmmmmmm, see, here's the pity, apollo, I don't give a flying fuck about our cricket team, they are the biggest collective of shit for brains fuckstick fuck fucks that you'll ever find in a dressing room, in fact, I'm sure it's a prerequisite to be a complete fucking wanker to even carry the drinks. I cried with joy when your lads won, said a silent prayer to a higher being, and then had a giggle about that time you all called bad form after Maradona glanced that header to god and god spanked the ball past Shilton, who, in retrospect, was kinda short for a 'keeper..
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I would have just mentioned the previous 17 Ashes, but to each his own.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:48:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:41:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:33:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:20:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ashes 2005.
The End.
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hmmmmmmmm, see, here's the pity, apollo, I don't give a flying fuck about our cricket team, they are the biggest collective of shit for brains fuckstick fuck fucks that you'll ever find in a dressing room, in fact, I'm sure it's a prerequisite to be a complete fucking wanker to even carry the drinks. I cried with joy when your lads won, said a silent prayer to a higher being, and then had a giggle about that time you all called bad form after Maradona glanced that header to god and god spanked the ball past Shilton, who, in retrospect, was kinda short for a 'keeper.. """
i know you don't my little lamb, that's why I said it. You and shandy dislike those arrogant fucks, hence even more insulting.
I'll let you into a secret I dislike our footy team a bit too.
CLub before country.
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RELEASE HARRY kOOL!!!!!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:47:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:41:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:34:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
(that's not going to far is it?)
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What's all this hairless nonsense? My sister is like a gorilla
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OH NOES, I STITCHED UP LEAH BETTS!
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:41:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:33:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:20:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ashes 2005.
The End.
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hmmmmmmmm, see, here's the pity, apollo, I don't give a flying fuck about our cricket team, they are the biggest collective of shit for brains fuckstick fuck fucks that you'll ever find in a dressing room, in fact, I'm sure it's a prerequisite to be a complete fucking wanker to even carry the drinks. I cried with joy when your lads won, said a silent prayer to a higher being, and then had a giggle about that time you all called bad form after Maradona glanced that header to god and god spanked the ball past Shilton, who, in retrospect, was kinda short for a 'keeper.. """
i know you don't my little lamb, that's why I said it. You and shandy dislike those arrogant fucks, hence even more insulting.
I'll let you into a secret I dislike our footy team a bit too.
CLub before country.
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I don;t even like football, and I see England as a nation the same way I see the rest of the world. A complete bunch of toss. I'd rather not know anything outside of Derby and pretend that you people are just chat bots.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:41:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:33:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:20:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ashes 2005.
The End.
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hmmmmmmmm, see, here's the pity, apollo, I don't give a flying fuck about our cricket team, they are the biggest collective of shit for brains fuckstick fuck fucks that you'll ever find in a dressing room, in fact, I'm sure it's a prerequisite to be a complete fucking wanker to even carry the drinks. I cried with joy when your lads won, said a silent prayer to a higher being, and then had a giggle about that time you all called bad form after Maradona glanced that header to god and god spanked the ball past Shilton, who, in retrospect, was kinda short for a 'keeper.. """
i know you don't my little lamb, that's why I said it. You and shandy dislike those arrogant fucks, hence even more insulting.
I'll let you into a secret I dislike our footy team a bit too.
CLub before country.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:41:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:34:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
(that's not going to far is it?)
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What's all this hairless nonsense? My sister is like a gorilla
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:34:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
(that's not going to far is it?)
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:33:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Silence bumbanditos!
Neither of you has the intellect to retaliate, so close your collective lips.
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Reminds me of the time I jizzed in your sister and then sewed up her labia.
You know, just so she knew she was mine.
Don't worry, it sounds harsh but in actual fact she's just as hairless as her freak brother.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:20:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ashes 2005.
The End.
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hmmmmmmmm, see, here's the pity, apollo, I don't give a flying fuck about our cricket team, they are the biggest collective of shit for brains fuckstick fuck fucks that you'll ever find in a dressing room, in fact, I'm sure it's a prerequisite to be a complete fucking wanker to even carry the drinks. I cried with joy when your lads won, said a silent prayer to a higher being, and then had a giggle about that time you all called bad form after Maradona glanced that header to god and god spanked the ball past Shilton, who, in retrospect, was kinda short for a 'keeper..
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:29:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:10:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is so unfair, Mrwolf is at a massive intellectual disadvantage. I mean this is a man who has no hair by choice.
No body hair whatsoever. He's smooth, like he's got cancer or something.
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:08:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
A lame attempt from the great sloth wit of the 21st century.
true to form.
bravo!
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Silence bumbanditos!
Neither of you has the intellect to retaliate, so close your collective lips.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:20:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ashes 2005.
The End.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:16:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wasn't it funny when Spunky Seaman was asleep on his line and Ronaldinho chipped him with that free kick and there was like this collective sigh from the English fans that reverberated around the entire fucking planet that may as well have said oh fuck we are really fucking pretenders what are we doing here and then that one-dimensional Beckham skied that penalty in Portugal omg iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's outta here! oh fuck that was teh funny....
........ sorry... *sound of running footsteps and door closing*
*pokes head back through door*
And then there are all those penalty shootouts against the Germans..
*slams door*
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:10:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is so unfair, Mrwolf is at a massive intellectual disadvantage. I mean this is a man who has no hair by choice.
No body hair whatsoever. He's smooth, like he's got cancer or something.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:08:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A lame attempt from the great sloth wit of the 21st century.
true to form.
bravo!
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:03:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:02:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
state wolf you pathetic little bowl of monkey spew.
junkie twat.
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Bring it on you fuck bucket full of anus dribble
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-18 05:59:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Shut the fuck up, you disgusting great blob of vaginal discharge.
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That's more like it you second hand prostitutes distended jam rag
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
state wolf you pathetic little bowl of monkey spew.
junkie twat.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-18 05:59:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shut the fuck up, you disgusting great blob of vaginal discharge.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-18 05:50:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So hard to start a ruck nowadays... Even the guy that the post is about hasn't paid me a visit!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 05:41:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm not kidding Herpes you fat pathetic piece of shit, Wolf has a point.
What the fuck does it matter you fucking n00b.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-18 05:34:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-10-17 18:12:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't read this, and it could be good.....
Buuuut... it annoys the piss out of me that posts by London Uberers turn into chatrooms.
Ok. Done being petty now.
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What do you mean "could be good" Did you not see the author? it's the fucking bomb you cunt. Was there not enough drama for you to jerk off to when you clicked the number1 most heated...
You want some drama fucker? Lets start some you ass raping monkey dung. You stupid Americunt piece of trash. Don't bring your permanantly baffled bonce anywhere near my post again ass hole!!!
Kidding.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 05:18:57 EDT (#)
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erm Merlina aaaaaaand Hairy Coo I think.
Neither of them were born there though.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-18 05:05:57 EDT (#)
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how many chatroom users are actually from London?
0? 1?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 04:10:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-10-17 18:12:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't read this, and it could be good.....
Buuuut... it annoys the piss out of me that posts by London Uberers turn into chatrooms.
Ok. Done being petty now. """
this person's opinion doesn't count.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-10-18 03:48:46 EDT (#)
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I wrote this in word and pasted your reviews at the top as a reference but every time I looked up and saw all the words underlined in red and green I got so pissed off I killed a baby and shit myself.
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AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-17 19:49:28 EDT (#)
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Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant Great Rant
You get it by now.
Have a two.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-10-17 18:12:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't read this, and it could be good.....
Buuuut... it annoys the piss out of me that posts by London Uberers turn into chatrooms.
Ok. Done being petty now.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-10-17 17:27:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice rant Wolfie, not only a joy to read but dead on target as well.
And I love it when the Brits bicker. They do it so much better than us yanks.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-10-17 17:07:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:24:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 British drama
Agreed.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-10-17 15:45:50 EDT (#)
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Dexter Holland says:
It's cool to hate.
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2005-10-17 15:25:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-10-17 14:56:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-10-17 14:42:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
great hate post
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-10-17 14:42:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
great hate post
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-17 14:27:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and by god I will steal your music and then I will delete it without listening to it just to piss you off.
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haha, fuckin excellent!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-10-17 14:20:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think you should all shut the fuck up.
Fucking bed wetters.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-10-17 14:14:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Dr.Freddy (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:54:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
brilliance.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:33:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heheheh. I'll be interested to see his response to this.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:24:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 British drama
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:19:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As for writing, I usually write my best shit really fucking late at night when I shouldn't even still be up, or when I'm in the initial stages of being fucked up, but there are times when I'll get this melody in my head that literally SCREAMS at me to be written. Those are the most satisfying...the ones you don't quite know where they came from.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:16:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-17 12:50:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
I never think that deeply about it, but I reckon we probably work the same way, When I hold my guitar in my hand my first thought is "Will I rip someone off with this?" my second thought is "who gives a fuck" and my final thought is "what can I change to make this better?" Then I get drunk and rant and rave until the bad men put me to sleep
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Well, that's kinda the point I was getting at, you can't really think that deeply about it, otherwise your music will lose some of its spontaneousness and soul. Thinking mostly only gets in the way.
Listen to Beatles records, for instance: what's so beautiful about their music, to me, besides the fact that it's ecclectic as all hell, is that they always sound like they're having the utmost fun just to be in a position where they can create music. You can almost sense on some of the vocal tracks, for instance, that they just got finished laughing their asses off about something and are still inwardly chuckling as they record.
As for the fear of ripping someone off... I am a firm subscriber to the idea that anything we create is exempt from our ownership. None of us really 'owns' anything we do. The music was already there. We don't 'write' it so much as we 'discover' it. That's not to say I wouldn't be a little pissy if someone tried to copy my shit word for word and sell it as their own, and I wouldn't go doing that to anyone else either, but imitation is still a form of flattery, I suppose.
I guess what I'm trying to say is, if noone ever borrowed from those that came before them in any way, we would have never evolved thumbs, let alone created music.
Submitted by whocares229 (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:09:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
real men of genius
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:06:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where the hell have you been? You havent been reading my posts
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-10-17 12:59:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-17 12:50:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-17 12:45:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks Wolf.
I think the main thing that I disagree with 'AW' on in both his post and in personal conversations is that, in my opinion, music is best kept as a fluid thing - that is, a musician shouldn't limit himself in what he produces to fit a certain genre, but, instead, he should allow music to just flow through him naturally and see what becomes of it. In this way, I feel, one can tap into this sort of Platonic plane wherein all the music of the world already exists and simply allow that to channel through you, whereas if you are trying to reign in one particular style you are effectually limiting what's in the plane for you.
I can personally vouch for AW in that he is truly an awesome metal guitarist, and I can understand the tendency to reign in one particular style such as metal in order that you can truly excel at that one style, but the drawback, obviously, is that you end up restricting your range of artistic expression and end up growing resistent to artistic and personal evolution. In short, if we don't allow ourselves to evolve as artists, and if we intentionally limit ourselves in our experiences, then this fucked-up, grand experience called 'life', to me, is wasted in a way.
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Wow!...
I never think that deeply about it, but I reckon we probably work the same way, When I hold my guitar in my hand my first thought is "Will I rip someone off with this?" my second thought is "who gives a fuck" and my final thought is "what can I change to make this better?" Then I get drunk and rant and rave until the bad men put me to sleep
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-17 12:45:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks Wolf.
I think the main thing that I disagree with 'AW' on in both his post and in personal conversations is that, in my opinion, music is best kept as a fluid thing - that is, a musician shouldn't limit himself in what he produces to fit a certain genre, but, instead, he should allow music to just flow through him naturally and see what becomes of it. In this way, I feel, one can tap into this sort of Platonic plane wherein all the music of the world already exists and simply allow that to channel through you, whereas if you are trying to reign in one particular style you are effectually limiting what's in the plane for you.
I can personally vouch for AW in that he is truly an awesome metal guitarist, and I can understand the tendency to reign in one particular style such as metal in order that you can truly excel at that one style, but the drawback, obviously, is that you end up restricting your range of artistic expression and end up growing resistent to artistic and personal evolution. In short, if we don't allow ourselves to evolve as artists, and if we intentionally limit ourselves in our experiences, then this fucked-up, grand experience called 'life', to me, is wasted in a way.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-10-17 12:42:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-17 08:33:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
This...
this is just...
Beautiful.
*single emu tear rolls down cheek*
Submitted by clit_commander (user info) at 2005-10-17 12:33:38 EDT (#)
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I wrote this in word and pasted your reviews at the top as a reference but every time I looked up and saw all the words underlined in red and green I got so pissed off I killed a baby and shit myself.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-17 12:23:24 EDT (#)
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Awww, come on, Jenny... be a sport! 20 quid is, like, 50 bucks american these days.... that's a good price for getting to have tea-parties with Mr. Tumnus!
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-17 12:21:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-17 11:40:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
On a scale of 1 to stupid you're masturbating in a pool of your own excrement.
Pock... I love you so much. Any chance that Missus Wolf might lend you to me? For like a weekend say? I'll give her 20 quid.
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She's quirte posessive, she may fly out and kick the shit out of you simply for suggesting it!
Still I can ask
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-17 12:20:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Listening to your track now ETS... Very nice, I see what you mean with the Earth Angel thing, but that's nothing to be ashamed of everyone's used that chord pattern. Love the heavy bit. It's catchy and defintely weezerish. Love it mate well done.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-17 12:03:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Am not.
Humph.
Going home.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-17 12:01:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHA Dervel.. seriously.. gut you like a pig.
So how come you haven't chimed in on my hot guy list, Dervel? I said in the title that ghey menz could play too....
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-17 12:00:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Were punking up earth angel for a zombie prom were performing at soon! I'll have a listen to your track when I get home.
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Well, that track of mine is really more Weezeresque than punk. I'm kinda proud of that song, though, because I managed to squeeze the word 'ghetto-licious' in there. That's a little harder than one might think.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-17 11:55:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-17 11:51:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Motherfucker
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Seconded.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-17 11:51:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stop agreeing with only part of my review, Dervel. You know you love him too
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-17 11:51:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Motherfucker... that was supposed to be a +2, not a 0
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-17 11:47:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-17 11:28:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-17 11:12:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks man I appreciate that, I've been pestering our drummer to plug his MD player into the soundboard for ages. Most gig the drums aren't mic'd though so that poses a small problem, and any small problems with a drummer as lazy as ours is a big problem.
To answer your question we play about 50% covers in our own style. Mainly old 50's rock and roll punked/ska'd up. Of the list you have to choose from the only covers are Jonny B Goode and Teenager in love.
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No prob, dude. Yea, I assumed as much with "Johnny" and "Teenager", but I'm glad to hear that the rest are original. It's cool that you're paying tribute to early rock and roll in that way. Some of the best music ever made came out in rock's infancy, in my opinion.
I don't know if you ever heard this one; I posted it on here once - but it's kinda along the same lines of throwing back to the sound of the 50's and early 60's, in fact, the chords are really close to "Earth Angel". I didn't realize that until after I'd written it...not that that would have stopped me anyway.
http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/songs/jamesdeanvonsantos.mp3
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Were punking up earth angel for a zombie prom were performing at soon! I'll have a listen to your track when I get home.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-17 11:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Personally, I find all this 'popular' music extreemly distateful. I'm more than content to sit for hours and hours ringing the doorbell and mesmerising myself with the hypnotic monotone. """
yes but you smell of wee and have fabit aids.
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SHUT UP YOU CUNT! I'M STILL PURE, I'M STILL PURE. I DON'T HAVE BAD AIDS EVEN THOUGH, *sniff* EVEN...
He touched me.
*cries victim tears*
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-10-17 11:45:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-17 11:40:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
On a scale of 1 to stupid you're masturbating in a pool of your own excrement.
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Seconded.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-17 11:43:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-17 11:32:52 (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-17 11:31:05 (#)
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ROK MUZIC SUX.
I LOVE 50 CENT.
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Personally, I find all this 'popular' music extreemly distateful. I'm more than content to sit for hours and hours ringing the doorbell and mesmerising myself with the hypnotic monotone. """
yes but you smell of wee and have fabit aids.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-17 11:42:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pock... I love you so much. Any chance that Missus Wolf might lend you to me? For like a weekend say? I'll give her 20 quid.
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You could probably get him for much less. Remember; he hasn't got any hair.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-17 11:40:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
On a scale of 1 to stupid you're masturbating in a pool of your own excrement.
Pock... I love you so much. Any chance that Missus Wolf might lend you to me? For like a weekend say? I'll give her 20 quid.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-17 11:38:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BTW: If you're going to plug to the board direct, one mic on the dr