(Intro) The beginning of the end (534 hits)
Category: Quotes & StoriesRating: 1.17 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by missedthepointagain.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2005-10-17 10:47:14 EDT
III of IV http://www.ubersite.com/m/75893
I of IV
My phone is ringing,
But there's absolutely no way I'm doing anything about it right now,
Not yet anyway...
I roll over and ignore it...
15 minutes later and its still going - this time I open my eyes
and realise that I have no fucking idea where I am.
This is not my bed.
The room is vaguely familiar - I know I've seen it before.
There's a good chance that this isn't the first time I've woken up here either.
Fuck knows I know, I shouldn't be here - this much is already crystal clear.
I'm guessing that it's much too late to start worrying about that now.
A brief and awkward exchange with her flatmate on the stairs,
Someone, who I'm sure as shit, knows just how much of a shallow cunt I really am.
There's this thin veneer of tolerance and civility but it's certainly not there for my sake,
and it doesn't hide much.
I like her... even more for the fact that she sees through the facade and doesn't like me.
We've got something in common.
She closes the front door behind me.
Walking home, and I get three steps into it before it becomes patently clear that I'm still drunk.
Not shit faced, but there are definitely some co-ordination problems -
I'm going to need some help - and I know just where I'm going to find it.
User Reviews
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-10-30 03:36:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
See?
They're useless! Useless I say!!!
Submitted by missedthepoint (user info) at 2005-10-29 13:14:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Within the hour...
4am and I'm pissed
proceeding with care...
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-29 12:52:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey AB, stop fucking about rating my posts and finish this fucker off!!
Submitted by Lmarie22000 (user info) at 2005-10-23 15:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and what happens next?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-22 07:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
another goodun'. This style really works for me, keep it up.
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2005-10-19 02:57:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by missedthepoint (user info) at 2005-10-19 02:51:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
Besides yourself, is there much of an Australian
contingent on this site?
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yes.
williamson and phallic cymbals and thorpe are the funny ones.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-10-18 09:24:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like this.
It left me feeling like a ravenous bird, pecking at the eyes of a carcass, enjoying the smell of rotting flesh and wanting more, MORE!
Ahem.
I mean.... plus 2.
Submitted by missedthepoint (user info) at 2005-10-17 11:17:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks mate - i figured there was protocol
now more of that MSP magic eh?
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-17 11:09:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by missedthepoint (user info) at 2005-10-17 11:02:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
piss funny
that took a while huh?
i have an MS paint thing i wanted to submit
whats the best way to attach (in what form?)
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