A Short List of Things that Truly Bother Me - But Probably Shouldn't (2356 hits)
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Submitted by _Q_ (View user info) at 2005-10-17 13:18:37 EDT
1. Seeing a person who is wearing a shirt that I also own ...even if I'm not wearing the same shirt at the time.
2. Every time the Flames lose, which is usually quite often.
3. Heidi Klum and Seal. Seriously... what?
4. Celebrities in general.
5. Slow walkers who walk in pairs and take up over 80% of the pathway that you're trying to move on.
6. Not having any dessert after a big meal.
7. Female Comedians.
8. How shitty some newspaper comics are, yet their writers/illustrators still get paid to make them. Especially Fred Basset (a British version of Garfield), Family Circus (worst comic ever), Funky Winkerbean (holy fuck, I can't even describe how shitty this one is), Clear Blue Water (about a crazy bitch and her neurosis while raising a family that has an autistic child), the list could go on forever.
9. How everything good in Canada eventually finds it's way down to the US, where it is typically ruined, then sent back.
10. The fact that some people eat pre-cooked bacon that is ready in 30 seconds.
11. Those stupid fucking Canadian Tire commercials.
12. Commercials in general.
13. How shitty Halloween candy has gotten in recent years.
14. How shitty Saturday morning cartoons have gotten in recent years.
15. How shitty movies have gotten in recent years.
16. How shitty popular music has gotten in recent years.
17. Dark roast coffee. Too much flavour, none of the caffeine.
18. Non-alcoholic beer. All of the gut rot the next day with none of the drunkenness the night before.
19. Right hand rings.
20. GRRRL power in general.
21. Seeing people smoke around babies.
22. Not being able to pet Seeing Eye dogs.
23. People who sit down beside you in a public bathroom when you're in the middle of your business, and won't do anything themselves until you make a noise.
24. "Close-ups" on genitals in porn.
25. Star Trek fans.
26. Democrat vs Republican discussions
27. Travel-snob-itis (eg. Saying Ciao instead of goodbye after going to Italy for a week)
28. Shaving my face
29. Pubes that are too long
30. My increasing number of back hairs
31. Men who date younger women.
32. How good KFC smells.
33. NASCAR.
34. Being on the outside of an inside joke.
35. How little mail and phone calls I get, even though I don't really write letters or make calls myself.
36. Buzzwords.
37. How American news broadcasters seem to yell about everything.
38. Fad diets.
39. Seeing homeless people with pets.
40. Fat Tony has children.
41. Everything about Wal*Mart, even how they all have that same dusty smell.
42. The amount of money you save using coupons is nowhere as valuable as the time it takes to cut them out and then find the product they are used with... but people do it anyways.
43. People who do stupid shit to get into the Guinness book of world records, just because "it isn't in there yet".
44. Losing my page in the book I'm reading, then reading a few pages over again before realizing that I've already read that shit while trying to find where I was.
45. Hearing a shitty song on the radio, switching stations to get away from it, then hearing the same shitty song on the different station.
46. Buying bread/milk/eggs/meat/etc and not noticing until you get home that it expires in two days
47. Pennies.
48. Human Resource people that make themselves feel more important than they actually are.
49. Those Smart Cars.
50. The sound of alarm clocks or crying babies on TV.
51. Pop tarts with no frosting.
52. People who never stop bitching. Oh, wait...
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-03-06 18:15:19 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Dea (user info) at 2005-10-20 08:31:10 EDT (#)
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Totally agree. I always thought i was the ONLY one who felt that way. Its such a *cringe* factor.
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Submitted by absolutes (user info) at 2005-10-17 14:54:37 (#)
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It also bothers me to see someone I know coming my direction from a distance like a long hallway or sidewalk. I just never know where to look before we get in "hey what's up" distance.
Yes! I hate that too, I always feel awkward.
Submitted by jack0173 (user info) at 2005-10-19 04:57:27 EDT (#)
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Most of these things bother me also.
Submitted by celine (user info) at 2005-10-19 04:20:11 EDT (#)
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39. Seeing homeless people with
pets.
Or iPods.
Or musical instruments that cost more than my yearly "salary".
Or clothes that are both newer and more expensive than my entire wardrobe combined.
Or books/magazines that I have yet to read.
Or cell phones. Seriously, who the fuck is a homeless guy going to call?
Submitted by starshine (user info) at 2005-10-18 23:46:37 EDT (#)
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22. Not being able to pet Seeing Eye dogs.
FUCK. I thought I was the only one. I've tried so many times to pet seeing eye dogs without REALIZING they were seeing eye dogs. "Sorry, this dog is working, you cannot pet him/her right now." me: "wtf, how does a dog work?" a year later I finally realize it's a seeing eye dog.
yeah, you probably didn't need to know that.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-10-18 22:16:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-10-18 19:00:50 (#)
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I agree with everything except rings on the right hand. If i put all my rings on my left hand my wedding ring would feel crowded and not special.
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No no, a right hand ring is a specific thing, basically a stupid excuse for women to get all falsely empowered and buy themselves diamonds and the like. Not that there's anything wrong with buying yourself jewelry, but when you get all cutesily "it's my gift to mySELF tee hee hee" about it it's retarded.
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-10-18 19:00:50 EDT (#)
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I agree with everything except rings on the right hand. If i put all my rings on my left hand my wedding ring would feel crowded and not special.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-10-18 18:29:14 EDT (#)
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28. Shaving my face
29. Pubes that are too long
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Some real killers there
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-18 16:21:00 EDT (#)
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I read this again because I find it to be hilarious.
I'm also bored and tired of arguing with people.
This is a safe haven.
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2005-10-18 14:45:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-18 07:38:39 (#)
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Loser. Why don't you try putting yourself in other people's shoes? Old people who walk slowly are riddled with arthritis and it hurts them, really fucking hurts them, to glance around like us able bodied folk.
Maybe you can go out and find a mentally ill, homeless person you can beat to the floor and piss on to make you feel better you whiney bitch?
Moron. If someone has a physical ailment, or is old and frail, my attitude will obviously be different. Way to generalize, cockface.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-18 14:09:19 EDT (#)
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This is a pretty good list but i have to deduct a point because I didn't write it.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-10-18 13:32:24 EDT (#)
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"Not being able to pet Seeing Eye dogs."
Hysterical. And I agree.
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2005-10-18 12:40:45 EDT (#)
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11. Those stupid fucking Canadian Tire commercials.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-10-18 12:34:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-18 12:00:40 (#)
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some random pictures that warm my hearts I'd like to share with a hockey person:
http://www.mala.bc.ca/~soules/media112/zine2000/kelly/Hf_34.jpg
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Caul, that is beautiful.
Domi can lick a nut.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-18 12:00:40 EDT (#)
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some random pictures that warm my hearts I'd like to share with a hockey person:
http://www.mala.bc.ca/~soules/media112/zine2000/kelly/Hf_34.jpg
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-10-18 10:38:24 EDT (#)
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http://www.adiamondisforever.com/hot/
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-10-18 10:34:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-10-17 21:35:43 (#)
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19. Right hand rings.
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-18 07:38:39 EDT (#)
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Loser. Why don't you try putting yourself in other people's shoes? Old people who walk slowly are riddled with arthritis and it hurts them, really fucking hurts them, to glance around like us able bodied folk.
Maybe you can go out and find a mentally ill, homeless person you can beat to the floor and piss on to make you feel better you whiney bitch?
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2005-10-18 07:19:28 EDT (#)
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Me and my friends threw a party when we noticed that Fred Bassett had been taken out of the comics page, but then all the old people bitched and they brought him back.
Cunts. They should all just die already.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-10-18 03:37:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-10-18 03:17:29 EDT (#)
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104) Those NSPCC or RSPCA adverts. By the end of it you're either sobbing uncontrollably or running headfirst through an open window. I GIVE TO CHARITY DAMMIT! Stop making me feel so bad!
I know it's a worthwhile cause but.....DAMN! Cheers for the depression, facists.
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2005-10-18 02:30:59 EDT (#)
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People who smoke around babies generally get a piece of my mind.
I have a little one and I smoke.
I do it outside of my house when he is napping. So why the fuck would I walk down the street and allow your filthy smoke cloud to hover over my delicate child and into his lungs while you say "Oh! He's adorable!" and try to touch him? Fuck you, you ignorant bastard!
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2005-10-17 23:15:18 EDT (#)
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Oh, and likewise, the smug bastard on the Canadian Tire commercials. With all that shiny new hardware, this fucker's gonna get robbed by his envious neighbors.
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2005-10-17 23:14:27 EDT (#)
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Awesome. What is with the public dump thing ? I used to be equally neurotic about it, until I told myself that thats what its there for. People go in there to take dumps. I also hate the travel snobs. And I fucking hate those filthy punks who smoke pot in the park across from my house. Don't get me wrong, I smoke the occasional spliff, but I do it in the privacy of my home. Smoking it when there are families and little kids running around is infuriating to me. I also hate the sidewalk hoggers, and people who have no fucking concept of land-based, pedestrian navigation in the city. Realize there are people walking behind you when you meander aimlessly, or stop and fucking gawk at some store window. Other pet peeves: fucking metrosexuals. I won't expound on this, because I'll just end up sounding like Maddox. I also can't stand over-permissive parents. Also, people who have no business behind the wheel of a car....or taking up valuable oxygen, for that matter. Anyway, there's more, but I'm gettin' all worked up thinking about it. Now I have to go kill a homeless guy, and it's all your fault. Way to go.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2005-10-17 22:53:40 EDT (#)
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11. Those stupid fucking Canadian Tire commercials.
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Ted Simonett lives in Alberta, you can find him and kill him yourself. Note, he was in police academy 4, which brings his credibility wayyyy down.
Submitted by Auf-Der-Maur (user info) at 2005-10-17 21:54:23 EDT (#)
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I hate fred basset and family circus. You forgot Hagar the Horrible, which is basically the same comic every week with different drawings
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-10-17 21:35:43 EDT (#)
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19. Right hand rings.
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Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-17 20:43:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lmarie22000 (user info) at 2005-10-17 20:36:50 EDT (#)
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50. The sound of alarm clocks or crying babies on TV.
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That's one of my BIGGEST pet peeves. That and hearing people eat *shudder*...........*gag*
Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-10-17 19:54:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-17 15:32:56 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:50:39 (#)
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I'm really dysfunctional when comes the time to take a public dump. It's like I can't hear myself and smell myself if I know someone is in the next booth. Some kind of deep rooted anal shame I suppose. Anyway, I finally found a solution to that. I pinch my nose with my two little fingers and close my ears with both my thumbs (as if I made two fake telephone gestures) and I push hard and fast.
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HA HA HA HA HA HA
I could NEVER do a public dump. I could bear the thought of someone hearing me splash..
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If you're worried about "dump splash", just make sure you time the entry with a flush.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-17 19:32:01 EDT (#)
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Amen brother. Nicely. Funny how we all subconciously have these same irks and quirks but never realize it until somebody else writes it out.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-10-17 18:56:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2005-10-17 18:08:15 (#)
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Half that list was shitty things that are specific to living in Canada.
Take the fucking hint.
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Hook, I am pretty sure I'd still be writing this list if I lived in the US, item count at 3000 and going. That and the title would change to "A Short List of Things that should upset me - But don't since I'm too Oblivious to Care". Why don't you go do an organic chem lab with dirty equipment so your results are shit but you don't realize it until the end of your 50 page write-up and have to bullshit in the dicussion why the results are off instead of bashing where my parents chose to fuck and then birth me, n00b?
Rad, we got Saved by the Bell and it beat the shit out of Degrassi. Degrassi was too "real". The black kid's name was BLT and the lesbian named Spike got preggers. They had to deal with that shit EVERY WEEK... I could handle that at my age.
Saved by the bell on the other hand was all about Zach and his wacky antics... the show rarely scratched on 'issues', thus making it a far more entertaining show. Plus it had Tiffany Amber Thiessen and Elizabeth Berkley. Good times.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-17 18:22:11 EDT (#)
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I just realized that 60% of you were barely alive in 1987, so the previous statement doesn't apply to you.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-17 18:21:18 EDT (#)
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so, what you are telling me is the reason I never saw Degrassi back in the 80's is because it was on CBC? I feel cheated because Saved By The Bell fuckin sucked comparativly.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2005-10-17 18:08:15 EDT (#)
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Half that list was shitty things that are specific to living in Canada.
Take the fucking hint.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-10-17 17:39:38 EDT (#)
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They are all reasonable complaints. I especially liked 7, 11, 18, 24, 34, 41, 48, 51, and of course, 52. Once again Q, even with a pointless bunch of shit you managed to keep me interested long enough to read all the way to the end. Was that you as a child?
Keepin' it real since 2001,
S.S.V.
Submitted by Thanatos (user info) at 2005-10-17 16:48:00 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-10-17 16:04:06 EDT (#)
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they make pop tarts with no frosting? didn't know that.
i just realized recently that poptarts were meant to go in the toaster..and upon doing so, they become 105482492 times more delicious.
my parents were health nuts when i was growing up. never had a pop tart until college.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-10-17 15:56:40 EDT (#)
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13. How shitty Halloween candy has gotten in recent years.
14. How shitty Saturday morning cartoons have gotten in recent years.
15. How shitty movies have gotten in recent years.
16. How shitty popular music has gotten in recent years.
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All are signs that you are getting older...
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-17 15:32:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:50:39 (#)
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I'm really dysfunctional when comes the time to take a public dump. It's like I can't hear myself and smell myself if I know someone is in the next booth. Some kind of deep rooted anal shame I suppose. Anyway, I finally found a solution to that. I pinch my nose with my two little fingers and close my ears with both my thumbs (as if I made two fake telephone gestures) and I push hard and fast.
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HA HA HA HA HA HA
I could NEVER do a public dump. I could bear the thought of someone hearing me splash..
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-10-17 15:19:45 EDT (#)
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100. That Creepy Burger King Spokes-king.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-10-17 15:05:49 EDT (#)
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I think that we should start a petition against that AADAC commercial with the crying baby. Fuck that shit in the ass.
Oh and -> 2. Every time the Flames lose, which is usually quite often.
HAR HAR HAR. NO MORE CUP FINALS FOR YOU.
Submitted by absolutes (user info) at 2005-10-17 14:54:37 EDT (#)
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It also bothers me to see someone I know coming my direction from a distance like a long hallway or sidewalk. I just never know where to look before we get in "hey what's up" distance.
Yes! I hate that too, I always feel awkward.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-10-17 14:44:06 EDT (#)
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"Your left hand says 'we', but your right hand says 'me'"
That is just wrong, on so many levels.
Submitted by syzygyzm (user info) at 2005-10-17 14:41:40 EDT (#)
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Pennies - hell yeah.
Smoking near babies - also, hell yeah.
Others:
Smokers who fling their lit butts out the window on the highway, causing them to fly up under my car in a shower of sparks, where the smell finds its way into my car through my air intake. You paid for an ashtray, asshat, so use it. I hate that fucking smell.
The book, "Don't Sweat the Small Stuff.....And It's All Small Stuff." Nothing is too unimportant to get pissed off about.
Submitted by jmgand01 (user info) at 2005-10-17 14:32:55 EDT (#)
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1> I hate that. Some huge lesbian at work has a few of the same sweaters as me. What does that make me?
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-10-17 14:29:26 EDT (#)
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You've actually drunk non-alcoholic beer?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-17 14:26:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:23:33 (#)
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Bart simpson is a female comedian, bucko.
but, seriously, if you want to see a lady with the goods, it's kathleen madigan. She is one of the funniest people, let alone women, that i have ever heard.
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What about?
Judith Lucy(CrackerJack, D-Generation), Jane Kennedy(D-Generation), Karen Taylor(The sketch show), Magda Szubanski(Babe, Kath and Kim).
Australian and British female comedians are generally highly amusing. All of the American ones that I have seen were shithouse.
Nice list.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-10-17 14:21:33 EDT (#)
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22. Not being able to pet Seeing Eye dogs
33. NASCAR
45. Hearing a shitty song on the radio, switching stations to get away from it, then hearing the same shitty song on the different station
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Gold.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-17 14:17:08 EDT (#)
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Caul, I'm talking about the stupid ones where the couple has every time and/or power saving gadget. Their fat little shit kid pisses me off, too. Chubby red-haired bastard.
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Red-haired? Maybe we have a different set of bad actors in french. The man has dark hair and looks like an AIDS patient and the woman looks like a dumb cunt.
I went to Canadian Tire Saturday. It's a good store, if you don't expect customer service.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-10-17 14:15:23 EDT (#)
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53. Moosefuckers
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-10-17 14:14:36 EDT (#)
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"jewelers."
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-10-17 14:13:12 EDT (#)
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I want to kill the Bush's.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-10-17 14:13:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:52:06 (#)
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I have a class ring on my right hand. You'll get it off me when you pry it off my cold, dead hand. Either that or take me snorkeling, gold things look like fish to other fish in the water, specifically ones with teeth.
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I thought he was talking about the whole "Your left hand says 'we', but your right hand says 'me'" ad campaign being perpetrated by jewlers... It's basically an excuse for women to go blow a huge chunk of their husbands' money on what is supposed to be some type of garish display of independence.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-10-17 14:10:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:57:12 (#)
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Those creepy know-it-all neighbours make me positively miss the participACTION folks. """
participACTION
HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA, I forgot about that shit!
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Hal Johnson and JoAnne McLeod!
Caul, I'm talking about the stupid ones where the couple has every time and/or power saving gadget. Their fat little shit kid pisses me off, too. Chubby red-haired bastard.
Jeannee, I'm 23 but this means I can no longer enjoy candy or saturday morning cartoons? Fuck that shit, I was raised on it.
Loki, you crack me up.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-10-17 14:09:43 EDT (#)
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48. Human Resource people that make themselves feel more important than they actually are.
Awesome and true.
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2005-10-17 14:05:40 EDT (#)
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53. The fact that bottled water is now more expensive than most sodas.
54. NFL overtime (a coin flip should not decide who gets the ball)
55. How the fucking paparazzi MUST think of the gayest names to describe a celebrity couple (ex. TomKat, Bennifer)
56. "Ugh, I'm so fat"
57. Trying to get your fucking printer to work for two hours and finding out that you all you needed to do was flip some tiny switch in the back.
58. Gymrats
59. Little girls who idolize white-trash like Britney Spears
60. Britney Spears
61. This website and its unrelenting stronghold on my free time
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:58:36 EDT (#)
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21
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51
21 gets me the worst. I fucking hate those people.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:57:12 EDT (#)
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Those creepy know-it-all neighbours make me positively miss the participACTION folks. """
participACTION
HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA, I forgot about that shit!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:54:45 EDT (#)
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11. Those stupid fucking Canadian Tire commercials. """
Are you talking about that couple who have every single energy-consuming Canadian Tire gadget? Or the Christmas dwarf? "So I use this V6 engine leaf blower which I wash with my high-pressure hose that works on jet fuel which I shine with my ten-gigawatt polisher which...and so forth"
This guy is fucking lazy if you you ask me...and he can't act.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:52:06 EDT (#)
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I have a class ring on my right hand. You'll get it off me when you pry it off my cold, dead hand. Either that or take me snorkeling, gold things look like fish to other fish in the water, specifically ones with teeth.
Which reminds me, fish with teeth bother me.
It also bothers me to see someone I know coming my direction from a distance like a long hallway or sidewalk. I just never know where to look before we get in "hey what's up" distance.
Renee Zellwiger makes me violent and no I don't give shit 1 whether she spells her name that way or not.
I really really really hate it when a salesperson tries to get me with an add on sale. I don't mean the usual, "do you need any new running socks to go with these shoes", they have to do that or catch crap from the manager. What I hate is when I buy a battery in Radio Shack and they try to sell me a cell phone to go with it. I also do not need a new bike to go with my new flashing rear bike light nor do I need a front light. I don't care if it's the latest, greatest bike light ever I just need a DAMN FLASHING RED ONE FOR THE BACK.
I feel better now.
Except that I spent just slightly longer that I technically have for lunch looking for a bike light and had to eat my lunch really fast so now I feel like I've swallowed rocks.
too much information?
It is going to really piss me off when I get home and find out that we don't have any AAA batteries for my new bike light.
cause
damnit I want to go bike riding and it gets dark and noon now since the damn Australians have stolen the sun
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:50:39 EDT (#)
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40. Fat Tony has children."""
YES! That really irks me too.
23. People who sit down beside you in a public bathroom when you're in the middle of your business, and won't do anything themselves until you make a noise. """
I'm really dysfunctional when comes the time to take a public dump. It's like I can't hear myself and smell myself if I know someone is in the next booth. Some kind of deep rooted anal shame I suppose. Anyway, I finally found a solution to that. I pinch my nose with my two little fingers and close my ears with both my thumbs (as if I made two fake telephone gestures) and I push hard and fast.
Submitted by Dr.Freddy (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:46:25 EDT (#)
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hah.
Submitted by satchel (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:45:55 EDT (#)
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11. Those stupid fucking Canadian Tire commercials.
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Those creepy know-it-all neighbours make me positively miss the participACTION folks.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:38:03 EDT (#)
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True on Saturday cartoons. The best cartoons have changed to weeknights. Halloween candy has become crappy.
Submitted by sl4tt3ry (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:37:20 EDT (#)
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I liked alot of these, but I definetely agree with this one the most.
5. Slow walkers who walk in pairs and take up over 80% of the pathway that you're trying to move on.
Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:34:37 EDT (#)
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52. People who never stop bitching. Oh, wait...
Kickass.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
21. Seeing people smoke around babies.
I couldn't agree with you more. This
makes me sick.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:29:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Believe it or not, Funky Winkerbeen used to be funny. Back in the day, it was sort of like "Zits" is now. It was about some stupid high-school kid (I'm guessing based on the artist's kid(s)), but then that stupid high-school kid grew up, and rather than go the Calvin & Hobbes route, the asshole decided to go the For Better or For Worse route.
Fucking asshole.
Also, could you PLEEEEEEASE explain the truth about the cost/benefit breakdown of coupons vis a vis TIME to my wife? PLEASE?
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
11. Those stupid fucking Canadian Tire commercials.
Amen.
The most recent solar panel one with the guy holding up the solar panel "hey, what does this do?"
What the fuck do you think it does? A drool catcher you fucking knuckle-dragger.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:26:27 EDT (#)
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you have made me feel better- none of those things bother me!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:26:07 EDT (#)
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I am SO with you on 'buzzwords'
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:25:40 EDT (#)
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People with "right hand rings" should have their right hand ring fingers chopped off...with something dull and rusty.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:23:51 EDT (#)
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Good list/rant, but... Shitty Halloween candy and Saturday morning cartoons? How old are you? Also, female comedians? WTF?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:23:33 EDT (#)
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Bart simpson is a female comedian, bucko.
but, seriously, if you want to see a lady with the goods, it's kathleen madigan. She is one of the funniest people, let alone women, that i have ever heard.
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:23:18 EDT (#)
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You forgot Fat Tony. Not Fat Tony's kids, just Fat Tony.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:23:06 EDT (#)
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Pennies.
'nuff said.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:22:21 EDT (#)
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I dont know how you could skip over Marmaduke. If I owned that dog, he'd be getting the needle.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:19:50 EDT (#)
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FUCK FAMILY CIRCUS!!!