Hello Uber. (652 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -1.21 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by dr. freddy (View user info) at 2005-10-17 13:43:48 EDT
Hi,
My name is Freddy and I like puppies and long walks on the beach.
This is my first post and I'm hoping I get minustwoedintheass.
Let me tell you about myself: I don't like talking about myself.
I noticed someone in their first post decided to list their favorite bands (none of which was Hanson, which is fucking bullshit). I'm not going to do this, besides inform you that I like elevator muzak. Maybe I've said too much already.
I am filled with fucking GLEE that I stumbled upon this site. Good humor is hard to come by these days on the intraweb, except here I find I run across things that bring a smile to my face and slight inflammation to my penis.
I am hoping I can add something to this community, besides of course a slue of -2's.
User Reviews
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:45:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Y HALO THAR BUTTSECKS !!!!111!!1!!!!
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2005-10-18 03:42:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Slew" is a first grade spelling word.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-17 18:56:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-10-17 18:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow. This post filled me with GLEE, bringing a smile to my face and a slight inflamation to my vulva.
Submitted by clit_commander (user info) at 2005-10-17 17:13:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Someone get a towel
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-10-17 16:50:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Y HELO THAR UBER
Submitted by Lucylou (user info) at 2005-10-17 16:33:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
So alter right now.
Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-10-17 16:32:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
how many "hello uber" posts must we endure!?
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-10-17 15:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
eat +2. Just to disrupt your streak!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-17 15:09:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-17 15:05:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-17 14:41:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
You're either an alter or an idiot.
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if i had to guess i'd say it was AJ.
Don't quote me on that, because it's just one of them psychic things.
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actually, now that i think about it, i think i picked Aj because i insinuated the other day that he was a hanson fan.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-17 15:05:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-17 14:41:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
You're either an alter or an idiot.
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if i had to guess i'd say it was AJ.
Don't quote me on that, because it's just one of them psychic things.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-17 14:49:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-17 14:41:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
You're either an alter or an idiot.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-17 14:48:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
U GIEV SoJ??!?!??!?!??!??!1one?!!?/1
kekekekekekekekekekekekeke
-2orpedo!
-2nami!
-2ornado!
Welcom to ubersite NOOB!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!1111111111one,eleven,one,twelve,elevendy
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-17 14:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're either an alter or an idiot.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2005-10-17 14:25:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you shoulda just posted something about tasting your own spuge. these fuckers love that stuff.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-10-17 14:16:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Y HALO THAR UBER! IM NEW AND I HAVE BLOODY STOOLS AND LIKE EMO! I LIKE THE GREEN MUCUS THAT OOZES OUT OF PEOPLES EYES! YUMDILLYSCIOUS!
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-10-17 14:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It did. It really did make me smile.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-17 14:10:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is McDonald's and you can suck my McBalls.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-17 14:08:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're awesome.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-17 14:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Since you're new here, let me give you the guided tour around...
http://www.ubersite.com/u/electrictoothsyndrome
Well, that's about it. Any questions? Enjoy your stay.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-10-17 14:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not gonna lie to ya:
Submitted by Dr.Freddy (user info) at 2005-10-17 14:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cocaine: slew and slue are interchangeable..except slew could also mean slay in past tense? I have google so die.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-17 14:00:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, that's a longshot, shitforbrains.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:57:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you're a Dr. I'm a nuculear chemist
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:57:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2wit
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:56:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
-1 die.
This actually wasn't too bad.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:55:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
call me crazy, but i love this fuckin guy!!!!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:48:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:46:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
Seat's taken.
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hahahahaha
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:48:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
it's "slew."
and this was a piss-poor post. don't think people are automatically going to be mean just because you're new. take a look at this guy: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=22005
solid from day 1.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:47:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Freddy: Go get Fingered.
This post was so ghey my balls shriveled.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:47:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Welcome.
Submitted by Alignak (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:46:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Welcome, hope you get many "-2 dies" and learn not to post again. I did.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-10-17 13:46:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Seat's taken.