Holy shit, I'm back! (925 hits)
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Submitted by VeniVidiViciousriffs<Viciousriffs.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-10-17 17:36:58 EDT
I have returned from the black hole that is the absence of Ubersite. I am compelled to announce my return, so that you all may know that I have indeed returned.
Before you obliterate this post with -2's, think about this: at least I didn't write a sappy ass pathetic goodbye note for all of you to swoon (read: murder pygmy eskimos) over.
Instead, I think it's high time that we embraced the power of the turkey. After all, Thanksgiving is coming up soon, and I would hate to think that some of you would miss out on the goodness that is fried turkey with celery, just because you forgot to pay Tom (that's the turkey's name) homage before sacrificing him to Dionysus. That's right, turkeys get drunk too.
I beat Actraiser (SNES game) in less than 36 hours. But I only played it for about 2 of those hours. If that's not proof of my triumphance, I don't know what is. I probably just made that word up, and I don't care, because my stove is broken.
Speaking of broken, I just fell out of my chair for no apparent reason.
Pickle juice does good things for your body. I don't know what, but it does something awesome.
To those of you who missed me, I have one thing to say to you:
WHY?!?
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-10-22 09:27:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-10-18 17:32:13 (#)
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Well, how do you like that, everyone? Icarus the shit machine has returned to spill more toxic waste upon the pages of Ubersite once again! We salute you, O great king of self-importance.
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Oh yeah. You're that geeky high schooler who thinks he's all original and shocking. Kind of like the carrot top of uber, only without the hookers and the vegas tours.
Still don't care. Why don't you go someplace where typing 'fuck' in caps actually shocks someone?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-20 19:00:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-10-20 16:35:52 (#)
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Who are you? """
aaaaaw retaliating are you?
Silly boy, even on a retarded website you are an outsider geek loser.
Sad really. You know you have hit rock bottom when a psycho like urbane won't give you the time of day.
Oh and the stepford wives called, they want their haircut back.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-18 19:44:12 EDT (#)
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How's the pizza business?
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-10-18 17:32:13 EDT (#)
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Well, how do you like that, everyone? Icarus the shit machine has returned to spill more toxic waste upon the pages of Ubersite once again! We salute you, O great king of self-importance.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-10-18 16:28:30 EDT (#)
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Don't know you. Don't care.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-18 08:29:55 EDT (#)
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Is the guitar back too?
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-10-18 03:49:22 EDT (#)
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OH, and Pokey, your sarcasmometer is broken. Don't feel special, you aren't the only person I fucked with in Michigan.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-10-18 03:43:04 EDT (#)
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Why are you people so hostile? This marks the momentous beginning of the Apocalypse! You all care, you're just ashamed to admit it. Right? Thought so...
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-18 02:57:56 EDT (#)
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Well, at least I know who you are.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-10-18 02:47:54 EDT (#)
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Welcome back!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-10-17 22:58:24 EDT (#)
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who are you?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-10-17 22:20:32 EDT (#)
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Actraiser kicked ass in its day.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-10-17 21:52:47 EDT (#)
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Wow. Great to see you back!
Who are you again?
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-10-17 20:48:18 EDT (#)
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WooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOooooo!
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-17 19:33:34 EDT (#)
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Seeing as how you implied I might be a psycho killer at Michigan Ubercon, I can't say I'm thrilled one way or another. Welcome back.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-10-17 18:57:46 EDT (#)
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-2 bmp
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-17 18:05:40 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry.
I analyzed this and came to the conclusion that I, and pretty much everyone else, just do not give a fuck.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-17 18:04:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
admit it - you couldn't live without me.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2005-10-17 17:49:35 EDT (#)
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Didn't work. Maybe leave for longer, say a year, then come back. See if that gets the response you were looking for.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-17 17:47:37 EDT (#)
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<best David Spade voice>
'And you are?'
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-17 17:44:39 EDT (#)
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never heard of you
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-10-17 17:41:32 EDT (#)
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Welcome back. Here's how I came back from my leave of absence...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/76131
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-17 17:38:52 EDT (#)
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Didja miss me?