What happened to D-Prime? Anyone care to place bets? (620 hits)
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Submitted by bluto (View user info) at 2005-10-17 18:46:09 EDT
Now that "GANK" has been so kind as to pick up D-Prime Madness II and try to continue with what D-prime left, we are all left to wonder what happened to D-Prime.
Users come and go all the time. Few return, fewer stay retired. Even fewer start a writing competition, finish an entire episode, crown a champion, start a 2nd competition, and leave us all waiting for the second round of the second competition.
Will D-Prime ever be seen on Ubersite again? Who knows?
But until we find out... let's have some fun!
NOW TAKING BETS ON D-PRIME'S FATE!!!
Official Odds:
100:1- Dead (please specify cause)
75:1- In a coma.
50:1- He broke 8 of his fingers in a terrible bicycle accident, leaving himself in no position to finish D-Prime Madness II.
25:1- His family moved, and he's yet to set up the computer.
15:1 He was imprisoned for committing an act that, while he may have believed it was rebellious, was truly just stupid.
10:1- He got bored with Uber and won't be coming back...
5:1- He got bored with Uber, but will eventually navigate his browser this way again.
EVEN- His parents grounded him for smoking/drinking/cursing/staying out past curfew/(insert other activities that teenagers get into trouble for)
NO LONGER TAKING BETS ON- You don't give a shit, but will use the review box to try to leave some witty, scathing insult.
User Reviews
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-10-30 15:37:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-10-28 06:11:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Go man Go!!!!!!!!
NO
FUCKING
WAY!!!!
WAZZA'S BACK!!!!
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-10-28 06:11:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Go man Go!!!!!!!!
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2005-10-26 13:03:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus, here's my apologies two all affected by the D-Prime Madness, Round Two disaster: http://www.ubersite.com/m/77787
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2005-10-26 09:42:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, so D-Prime isn't dead, but now it looks as though D-Prime Madness is.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-10-22 12:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm suprised that no one referenced Ayn Rand on here. Something along the lines of 'killed himself once realizing that Ayn Rand died in 1982 and he'll never meet her.'
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-10-22 12:00:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-10-22 12:00:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2005-10-18 09:41:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll go with arrested..
..for dressing up like a stick-figure ninja and threatening people with swords + pepsi.
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-18 22:06:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-17 21:08:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm betting that he changed his username to "gank."
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Either he is Gank or he is on a quest to find Shlongy and open
up a can of teenage whoopass. . .
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2005-10-18 09:41:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll go with arrested..
..for dressing up like a stick-figure ninja and threatening people with swords + pepsi.
Submitted by harleywaxer (user info) at 2005-10-18 00:19:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Punished by his dad for saying he was going to kill him >>>>> 1-9
In intense therapy for trying too hard to be an intellectual and actually becoming an ego maniac, then crashed and burned finding the cold reality of real life >>>> 3-5
Seriously, the fucking kid can't find a hat to fit his swollen head.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-17 22:55:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you're faded willsan
Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2005-10-17 21:42:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ahhh you're right! Great. NOT GREAT! Hopefully I'm not the only high school guy on here now.
I was his hero, for a brief moment! Now he could be GONE!
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-17 21:38:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-17 21:23:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
married alex.lifeson and fled to Brazil?
1-1
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$20, right here
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-17 21:23:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
married alex.lifeson and fled to Brazil?
1-1
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-17 21:08:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm betting that he changed his username to "gank."
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-17 20:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who gives a flying shit?
One more annoying poster...gone. Hooray.
The only thing he had going for him was that he was a SJ Sharks fan and he even ruined THAT by claiming them "The Stanley Cup" champs for this coming season.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-10-17 19:27:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
EVEN- His parents grounded him for smoking/drinking/cursing/staying out past curfew/(insert other activities that teenagers get into trouble for)
Are you kidding me? This is a kid who started and ran an online writing competition. Those are things people with real friends do.
He probably just got a new Star Trek Dye-Cast figure set and he's busy painting them.
That aside, who cares?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-17 18:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
5:2
got drunk for a really, really, really long time.
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-10-17 18:48:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1000:1
Got stabbed by a hooker and was left, bleeding, in a hotel somewhere in Vegas. His body has not yet been found.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-10-17 18:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Remember, if you want to place bets on dead, you have NO chance of winning, for even if D-Prime never comes back, how are we going to find out if he died? Sure, he could try to have someone else leave the message here, but we all remember how well that worked out for Gibberish.