Miscellaneous Thoughts from MY notepad. (969 hits)
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Submitted by Whiplash! Exclamation point! (View user info) at 2005-10-17 23:21:45 EDT
Spooner did this little number a while back in June or something: http://www.ubersite.com/m/68228
Maybe you recognize it, maybe you don't. I couldn't care less.
*_*_***DISCLAIMER: RANT, LONG. GO AWAY IF YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED- CHANCES ARE, YOU AREN'T***_*_*
I don't really carry a notepad or book or whatever with me at all times: fuck, I barely take notes in class let alone take notes on "little funny things" that happen around me. However, as I was sitting (by sitting I mean rotting- take a guess at what I'm symbolizing) in class today, I was having a conversation with myself in my lovely mind.
"When you get home today, call your Mom and Dad and tell them to come over immediately"
"Why?"
"So you can kick their Asses for giving birth to you, only to have you end up in this rotting pile of filth that your state government calls a 'School'"
"Right-o, then."
"Seriously, they deserve an ass beating for this. If you put them in some boring, dirty, useless plot of land for 6 or 7 hours, every weekday, for like, what, 20 years, what the fuck do you think they'd do? They'd kick your ass."
"I already did that: They worked to support me, didn't they? But you're right; they kicked my ass for it plenty. But mom's not here anymore, and if it were up to Pap, I wouldn't be here, but rather, training for UFC like I wanted. I don't know what we're arguing about right now."
"Point taken... I don't know then. Hey, The lady who stands in front of the class talking every day right around now is looking dead at you. I think she wants you to answer a question or something"
"Fuck"
Now the above can imply two things:
1) Whiplash is schizophrenic
2) The thoughts running through my head need to be written down and evaluated by professionals.
Let's take the second choice for a sec, Uber, and roll with that. The schizophrenia will have to wait for SPT.
Now todays little monologue made me decide to record the days thoughts and ask experts in psychological development, the nice users at Ubersite, for an evaluation. I'm turning Ubersite for psychological help. Yeah.
Now, my thoughts aren't clever little things like "AMISH VS ELECTRIC DOOR, DISCUSS", but rather, things I wish I could say to the people around me. I record them on my "notepad" and have decided to share them with Ubersite because they care, and may offer some sort of help (I seriously don't want any of your help. I know all of you by now: "Suicide" and "Weed" are going to be littered all over this post if I seriously asked for an ounce of aid from a single one of you cannibals).
So lets get to it: Miscellaneous thoughts from my "notepad":
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Wow, girl with the huge mouth- considering that nobody respects your opinion on anything, you have a habit of making it known. I don't find it annoying or anything: as a matter of fact, you're my main resource as far as what NOT to teach my children to believe is concerned. Feel free to make yourself involved every time someone shares their opinion on anything- I'll make sure to say "Hey, wanna hear a joke? Womens Rights" as often as I can, just out of spite.
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Oh hi there, girl whose obsessed with her "Good girl" image! Talking about Youth Group festivities over the weekend, I see. Hey wait; you're leaving out the part where you came up to me on Saturday's party asking to take a hit of the four-foot bong, and every guys cock at the party itself while you're at it, oh so inebriated. That part isn't very important anyway: hell, it's your story. Just make sure everyone knows how much you love Jesus- the Loving Cock thing can wait until everyone opens their eyes wide enough to realize you're a skank.
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Hey there annoying Jock that everyone loves for some reason! Wow, a pat on the back and a "sup" (as in short for what's up- thanks don hertzfeldt) from your obviously masculine (can you please try to make it deeper? We haven't gotten the point that you're manly) voice box, as expected. My weekend was good, even though I know you don't care and are just making conversation so you don't have to talk to the girl you took advantage of that's standing 4 feet away. Oh, there's someone higher on the social ladder than me, go talk to them. There you go, addaboy. Wait, he wants to pat me on the back and say "sup" too? Great. Now you're both asking me questions I don't want to answer, like "What's with Sammy?" and "Are you and Melissa fucking or what?". It's all your business anyway- you have every right to intrude.
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Look, it's "Stephy". As in short for "Stephanie". You're a clever one, you are. Sure! Tell me how your weekend was, because it's probably different from the last one. "And I was so Drunk at the time, you know" is almost always in your description, but that doesn't seem to stop it from being Different. Different Different Different- that's just your style, Stephy. I really want to say how much I hate your nickname, your shirt that says "I SAY HELLA", and your earrings that make annoying noises as you tilt your head to the side when you ask YET ANOTHER question, but I think that time I made a girl cry because of brutal honesty was one that should stay under my category of "things that should only happen once as their results bring annoying social problems, because your social life matters to you no matter how much you try to say it doesn't". You're just as fake as Stephy is, Whiplash. Oh great- the bell- now you can stop thinking about how much you hate yourself for not saying anything you actually feel. Run away from the problems- it works for you every time.
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Oh look everyone, it's Keith. Fear his mighty sarcastic remarks, which are apparently "Witty as hell". Sarcasm and Wit aren't different. They're the same. Keith is very Witty. Let's all give him an award for being witty.
That's it; I can't keep this inner monologue voice any longer.
Fuck Keith. Fuck his elitist views. Fuck the fact that his dad's rich so therefore he's decided upon himself that he'll have republican Ideology. And last but not least- fuck the fact that every single one of you (not you, Uber, I wouldn't dare yell at you, you're much too cute) thinks it's so unique. The fact that he thinks he has a political philosophy and a loud mouth doesn't make him unique or witty- it makes him a douche bag and a snob and a spoiled little rich shit that doesn't understand that what he's been given is a gift and not some obligatory payment for him being alive to grace us with his presence. The fact that he looks like your bullshit pop-culture media wants him to look, while harboring a "political philosophy" and the ability to speak his "mind" make you all think he's exceptional and unique. You've made a mistake here: You're all too dumb to realize that while it is possible to have good looks and brains, you've given that title to the wrong person. Fuck you Uber for not knowing what I'm talking about. Fuck you if you do.
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Oh! Stacey! Hey! I'm excited to see you! As can be seen with the exclamation points! Snobby and stuck up as usual today, are we? Whoa there tiger, you looked me in the eye just now- I hope it doesn't happen again, 'cause you know what they say: If you look a low class drug addict like me in the eye, your slutty BeBe shirt comes to life and becomes even TIGHTER around your ribcage, breaking it into pieces, lacerating your heart and lungs and leaving you in a painful death. We wouldn't want to that. I certainly wouldn't, because I like you so much! I just want you to be happy forever and ever!
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Wow, Rocker Girl! I love your new Screamo/Emo/Hardcore/Ska/Indie Rock Shirt! It shows how different your taste in music is, thus making you unique and in effect making you better than me. Thanks for the scoff at my Pantera shirts- the fact that more than one person likes them makes them mainstream and shitty, and before you, I had NO IDEA of this fact. I can't listen to anything I like anymore, just things nobody's heard of, otherwise I can't be unique and I become a lemming. Your opinion means so much to me, and I'm glad you voiced it.
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Nobody read down this far, and you're all probably going to rate it acting like you did anyway. Whatever.
SUCK IT:
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Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-11-15 20:18:20 EST (#)
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Mystery:
Love the Ubercon idea
Rhapsody rules
Necrophagist rules
Heard of the others, never bought anything by them but I'll look into it.
Good to see SOME people actually like good music in this dead world we live in
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-11-15 18:55:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thoughts from a notepad... I like it.
Needs more disjointed, incoherent rambling though.
Like this : http://www.ubersite.com/m/79243
And pictures too.
Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-15 18:33:06 EST (#)
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Hey - here's a comment based on your comment from another thread - oh, we should start the West-Coast-Death-Metal-UberCon - or the WCDMU for short - sometime soon!!
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-12 21:34:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
Any other Power/Death/Prog Metalheads up for making this guys list a bit more manly with me?
No?
Well..
Um.
You didn't ask for mine, but I'm a bastard and I'm going to list mine anyway.
My 15, completely different from yours.. so bite me:
Nevermore- ALL
Dragonlord- Rapture
Children Of Bodom- ALL
Megadeth- Rust In Peace (earlier albums in general)
Dream Theater- Change of Seasons/Images and Words
Queensryche- Operation Mindcrime
Helloween- Keeper of The Seven Keys Parts I and II
Testament- ALL
Pantera- ALL
Alice In Chains- ALL
Symphony X- V: The New Mythology Suite, basically ALL I Guess
That's probably more than fifteen, and I'm way too lazy to look through my CD's to pick my favorites and specifically name them, so chew on this Plus Two and Enjoy.
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*** Ok whiplash - I'm joining you here now as a fan of most things metal/hardcore/experimental - whatever blending of any and all genres of those you can come up with - to some degree.
of the bands I've heard:
Children of Bodom = badass
Megadeth = badass
Dream Theater = insanely badass
Helloween = sweet haha, I love the "Just a Little Sign" video - it's so cheezy, that song is so catchy
Pantera = one of the best guitarists ever (Darryl Abbot)
Now - my list of noteworthy bands for people into metal and it's subgenres (I've been waiting for this kind of topic for a while now):
Rhapsody (Symphonic Epic Hollywood Metal) - Any album...I just bought "Power of the Dragonflame" and I love it - awesome riffs, sweet triumphant choruses, and lyrics that make you want to become a viking and/or mythical figure.
Ephel Duath (Prog-Jazz-Metal?) - I like "the Painter's Pallette" the best because of all the polyrhythms and bass work, but their first release, "rephormula" is a little edgier, with less experimentation as far as rhythms and structure goes. Good Italian band.
Necrophagist (Technical Brutal Death Metal) - "Onset of Putrefaction" is insane, to say the least - the flailing guitars, impeccable programmed drums, and grotesque vocals make this something you wanna keep away from children...that is, unless you want your children to become serial killers. This is good stuff for when you're pissed off at the world.
Between the Buried and Me (Jazz/Death Metal/Hardcore) - Each and every album put out by this amazing group amazes me again and again. The fluidity of their music is incomprehensible at times - they can go from a death metal romp to a soft, quiet singing part with ease - then back into the death metal with no warning whatsoever. The technical guitar parts laced with some fluttering retro-sounding melodies makes this band stand out amongst all the chug-chug bands of this day. All musicians are way above par in this group.
That's just an inkling of what's been in my CD player lately - if anyone likes what I said, feel free to e-mail me at thepilotepisode.at.yahoo.com for info on my group, which is more of a brutal metal band - but nonetheless, I like conversing with intelligent folk (preferrably with a musical background) about music and it's influences.
Submitted by Sparxicus (user info) at 2005-11-06 09:16:06 EST (#)
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Oh look everyone, it's Keith. Fear his mighty sarcastic remarks, which are apparently "Witty as hell". Sarcasm and Wit aren't different. They're the same. Keith is very Witty. Let's all give him an award for being witty.
Fuck Keith.
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HAHA! +2 for that statement alone.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-11-05 04:46:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm definitely 'Rocker Girl'. My taste in music is more obscure and diverse, therefore better, than anyone else's ever, and if you disagree, you're wrong.
I don't make the rules.
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-26 18:24:41 EDT (#)
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DMD- we live too close for comfort. That's weird.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-10-26 12:36:37 EDT (#)
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San Luis Obispo.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-10-25 23:48:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-24 22:51:16 (#)
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Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-10-05 18:52:16 (#)
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Thanks Daniel! I have read some of your posts, I do like them. I actually live on the West Coast - Central Coast of California.
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You and I BETTER NOT know eachother.
What city?
what the hell me too, santa cruz here
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-24 22:51:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-10-05 18:52:16 (#)
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Thanks Daniel! I have read some of your posts, I do like them. I actually live on the West Coast - Central Coast of California.
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You and I BETTER NOT know eachother.
What city?
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-10-24 13:02:00 EDT (#)
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Where are you from?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-21 21:54:11 EDT (#)
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Nobody cares.
I don't care.
Submitted by Snuffleupagus (user info) at 2005-10-19 23:33:36 EDT (#)
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Thuh pe're'graf uh'baut Stehfi wuhz Jin'yihs.
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-19 19:15:31 EDT (#)
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3 words
Hell
fucking
yeah
Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-10-19 11:13:27 EDT (#)
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excellent. i really just wrote that comment because the post was less than great, and i felt like getting someone's hackles up. it worked.
score one for me.
i was hoping for an angry "FUCKYOUMOTHERFUCKERIHATEYOURSYPHILITICGUTS!!!1!1!" but then you came back with an itemized, detailed response as to why i was wrong-- and i agree with it entirely.
score one for you.
now that the game's over, wanna go get some pizza and a beer? we can make snap judgments about the adolescent zitface working the counter and laugh at him...
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-18 22:50:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2005-10-18 13:25:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
i bet all those peeps dont think you suck as bad as i think you do.
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Read your own "posts" before you share what you think "sucks" or doesn't.
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-18 18:42:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-10-18 12:24:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh hello, whiplash! Yes, you! The one with the greasy hair and the Pantera shirt which hasn't been washed since their first concert tour... I just wanted to let you know how incredibly cool it is of you to sit back and judge all of these people around you based on the tiny window of their lives that you look through. It really is quite clever, and you must be an expert in human behavior to be able to make such affirmative snap judgments about these people! And then to TAKE what you've learned, TYPE it up, and DISPLAY it on the internet? Why, that is sheer genius! It must be lonely, though, being so busy opining about the personalities of others that you can't have any actual friends... But at least there's always the internet, where it's no TOO difficult to find someone even more pathetic than yourself to read your whining and agree with you.
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Touche.
1) I shave my head. My hair isn't greasy. Nice - and I make "snap judgements"?
2) I'm not allowed to Rant? You mean to tell me you've never thought about how much things piss you off? Sorry for assuming you had, Jesus. I'll be more careful next time.
3) Tiny window of their lives: These are all people I know, not just random people I picked. I'm not allowed to have an opinion of others though, because I'll never know enough about them to make a proper judgement. Making judgements is bad. Your third sentance in the comment above exhibits this nicely.
4) I never said I was an expert in human behavior and it doesn't take one to distinguish what a person likes and dislikes, furthermore, has the right to Like and Dislike.
5) Taking what you learned, typing it up, and displaying it on the internet is what everyone on Ubersite does. Unless it's goatse. Regardless, I don't know how it becomes negative when I do it.
6) Assuming I have no friends... Key word- assuming. I make "Affirmative snap judgements about... people" and it makes me "lonely" and "busy opining about personalities of others". Anyone else see the double standard? No? Then here: "I AM SUNGOD. DO NOT MAKE ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT OTHERS. TO GET THIS POINT THROUGH TO YOU, I WILL MAKE AN ASSUMPTION ABOUT YOU TO ADD INSULT."
Sungod I love your posts, and I have nothing against you or your writing. You have every right to negative two the hell out of every post I make if you like, but I also have every right to respond to something I think is unjust.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2005-10-18 13:25:15 EDT (#)
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i bet all those peeps dont think you suck as bad as i think you do.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-10-18 13:02:47 EDT (#)
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This needs more "having been written by me."
hehe
Seriously though, don't complain so goddamn much.
Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-10-18 12:24:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh hello, whiplash! Yes, you! The one with the greasy hair and the Pantera shirt which hasn't been washed since their first concert tour... I just wanted to let you know how incredibly cool it is of you to sit back and judge all of these people around you based on the tiny window of their lives that you look through. It really is quite clever, and you must be an expert in human behavior to be able to make such affirmative snap judgments about these people! And then to TAKE what you've learned, TYPE it up, and DISPLAY it on the internet? Why, that is sheer genius! It must be lonely, though, being so busy opining about the personalities of others that you can't have any actual friends... But at least there's always the internet, where it's no TOO difficult to find someone even more pathetic than yourself to read your whining and agree with you.
Submitted by blinkben (user info) at 2005-10-18 08:59:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this post sucked to the max.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:52:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*_*_***DISCLAIMER: RANT, LONG. GO AWAY IF YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED- CHANCES ARE, YOU AREN'T***_*_*
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Back during the World war 2 the Nazis would force Jews to sign documents absolving their captors of any wrongdoing.
It didn't save the Nazi war criminals and it won't save you.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:42:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
crapola
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:30:48 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/76188
Sorry to linkwhore but my head has conversations too. you might appreciate this..
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-10-18 03:40:31 EDT (#)
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Fuck Keith. Fuck his elitist views.
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i wonder if somewhere, in front of a darkened monitor, keith is crying...
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2005-10-18 02:45:48 EDT (#)
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"I'm turning Ubersite for psychological help."
This alone proves you're insane and need to be locked up.
Submitted by Lucylou (user info) at 2005-10-18 00:10:02 EDT (#)
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You kinda write like it's a total brain-dump.
I kinda like it.
+2 because this is better than +1.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-10-18 00:04:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-10-17 23:32:54 EDT (#)
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mmm... you should come see all the fucks
surrounding me..
yum, i'm sure.
Submitted by WellFedEthiopian (user info) at 2005-10-17 23:31:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My thoughts exactly. And +2 for Pantera.