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Dick and Jane Try Internet Dating (Possibly NSFW) (2602 hits)

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Rating: 1.84 on 67 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Circe <fickle.muse.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-10-18 14:27:33 EDT


http://www.ubersite.com/m/77225#1646552

Is it Thursday yet?

My MSPaint skills are right up there with my interpersonal skills, my parenting skills, my survival skills... let's just round it all up to "I suck at life" and leave it be, whaddya say?

dick and jane get dicked.jpg (790 kB)

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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-19 18:22:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is Jane. See Janes fuckme boots.


Is Jane and Dick and Spot an Australian/New Zealand thing or a worldwide phenomenon?

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-12 11:23:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Jane just bought a one-way ticket to Nasty Town.

Submitted by crownofsuns (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:14:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:07:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-10-19 03:58:50 (#)
Ranking: 2

1. I wish this went on longer.
2. Dick has a fat ass.

---------------------------

The bastard took the words from my mouth

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-10-22 01:54:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What's wrong with jerking off with your socks on?

MY FEET GET COLD, DAMMIT!

Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-10-22 01:40:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ahahahahhaha

___

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-10-18 14:31:02 (#)
Ranking: 0

Righto, Spam, find a balloon. No, a weather ballon. Right, now half-iflate it with tepid water and roll around on top of it for a while.

Welcome to The Circe Experience (pat. pending)


Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-21 10:02:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*sight* even, gotta lay off the crack.

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-21 10:02:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-19 03:28:03 (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 because i can't comprehend how anyone could think this was worth a -2

maybe i could see someone saying "i've seen better," and throwing a -1 out there. I mean, different tastes and all. But a -2? That's just blantant dickery.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Damn straight.

My pee pee also tingled at the site of Janes boots.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-10-19 23:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaha

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-19 09:51:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

w00t!

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-19 05:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is still funny

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-19 05:47:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I laughed, I listened to Eleanor Rigby, I cried.

Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-10-19 05:28:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 for being funny while it lasted.

Would have been a plus 2 but it needed to be longer.

Submitted by celine (user info) at 2005-10-19 04:11:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You're awfully good with the Circle tool. Next post, I suggest using nothing but.

Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-10-19 03:58:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

1. I wish this went on longer.
2. Dick has a fat ass.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-19 03:28:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 because i can't comprehend how anyone could think this was worth a -2

maybe i could see someone saying "i've seen better," and throwing a -1 out there. I mean, different tastes and all. But a -2? That's just blantant dickery.

Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2005-10-19 03:03:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 because it was really funny

Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2005-10-19 03:02:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



+2 because you put so much work in

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2005-10-19 02:44:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

-2 for being terribe. +2 because you put so much work into it.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-18 22:46:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

autobiographical?

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-18 22:44:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-10-18 14:31:02 (#)
Ranking: 0

Righto, Spam, find a balloon. No, a weather ballon. Right, now half-iflate it with tepid water and roll around on top of it for a while.

Welcome to The Circe Experience
******

ride'm cowboy!




Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2005-10-18 22:43:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Learn to draw. There are worse than a 4yos.

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2005-10-18 22:30:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

crap

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-10-18 22:14:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-10-18 21:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

See Jane's tits. Jane's tits are nice.

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-10-18 21:03:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dick has a suprisingly curvaceous ass.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-18 20:34:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 socks... haven't we all done that!

Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-10-18 18:10:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wow. that is probably how it really happens too!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-18 17:12:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto +2 for your astute observation skills.

And for wanting to blow me.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-18 16:53:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think I saw bush

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-18 16:51:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 15:37:31 (#)
Ranking: 2

you said you wouldn't tell

=========================

WHAT IS THIS?

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-18 16:51:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you told me that the socks were sexy.

Submitted by FWFIV (user info) at 2005-10-18 16:39:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-10-18 16:31:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You seem to know an awfull lot about this subject...you don't happen to have any scars you'd care to share now would you?

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-10-18 16:03:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

How did Jane have 4 kids if she wasn't a real woman? I'm all baffled!

Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2005-10-18 16:02:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Funny. Very funny.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-10-18 15:56:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

brilliant

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-18 15:37:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you said you wouldn't tell

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-10-18 15:35:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-18 14:45:51 (#)
Ranking: 2

That first picture of Dick is priceless.

Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-10-18 15:21:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dick and Jane came home from school
And declared they had learned a freaky new rule:
That a hammer needs nails,
A sailboat needs sails,
And a screw always needs a big tool.


Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-10-18 15:19:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh dear God.......

I think I came while reading this.

I mean, I know I pissed from laughing but......nevermind. I don't think you need elaboration on the matter. Just know that I enjoyed it.



Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-10-18 15:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I peed.

A lot.

It was the socks.

Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2005-10-18 15:06:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Very laughable

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-10-18 14:51:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA






WTF?

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-18 14:51:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 jerking off with socks on,
what? You don't want your feet to get cold do you?

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-18 14:50:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Have another +2...

I love you Circe girl. *snog*

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-18 14:45:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dick has a nice tie.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-18 14:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That first picture of Dick is priceless.
He looks like Mr. Bill and a blow-up doll had a son.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-18 14:45:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

awwww...you're awfully mean to dick


AND SPOT WOULD NEVER NEED INTERNET DATING. NEVER

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-18 14:42:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I was feelig energetic.

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-18 14:41:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-10-18 14:31:02 (#)
Ranking: 0

Righto, Spam, find a balloon. No, a weather ballon. Right, now half-iflate it with tepid water and roll around on top of it for a while.

Welcome to The Circe Experience (pat. pending)

--

I hope you don't mind, but I taped a couple of smarties on there for added realism.

T'was the best 12 seconds of my entire life.

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-10-18 14:41:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-10-18 14:38:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

fucking great!
B@W

Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-10-18 14:37:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

auto +2 for "hot babyhole".

Also, is it wrong that looking at Jane's boots aroused me?

Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2005-10-18 14:37:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahah good stuff.

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-10-18 14:36:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-18 14:35:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

AAAH HA HA HA HA Circe! That is AWESOME!

Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-10-18 14:34:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-10-18 14:34:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"You are sad strange little (wo)man and you have my pity"

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-18 14:34:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Whats wrong with his socks?

What?

Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-10-18 14:33:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Go to bed, woman!

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-18 14:33:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think you did a great job with the drawings.


I loved those damn books as a kid.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-18 14:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-10-18 14:32:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

*inflate

Crappo typing means it's time for bed.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-18 14:31:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I enjoyed this

Which makes me a sad individual

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-10-18 14:31:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Righto, Spam, find a balloon. No, a weather ballon. Right, now half-iflate it with tepid water and roll around on top of it for a while.

Welcome to The Circe Experience (pat. pending)

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-18 14:29:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you owe me a feel of your milk bags


Marge: What if he's crazy?

Homer: And what if he's not? Then we'd look like idiots.

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