The 3 best things ever! (5067 hits)
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Submitted by forthewin <age5ixracer.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-10-19 01:11:11 EDT
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Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2008-12-05 21:49:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
What the hell...? Mildly amusing at best. Sorry dood.
Submitted by langstrom (user info) at 2008-12-05 19:42:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for using the cat as a sponge
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-10 13:24:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 for dollar coins!
Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-03-07 17:27:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-10-21 21:43:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
1000 hits! WOO!
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Ironic.
Submitted by funkchomper (user info) at 2006-02-18 14:46:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Take this +2 and buy a fingernail clipper.
Submitted by Hash_brownie_supreme (user info) at 2006-02-18 14:34:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorting change is always fun.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-18 14:01:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
paint post was better though
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-02-18 13:35:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this post reeks of awesomeness
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-09 17:23:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-10-19 19:21:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
You give good Uber.
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great comment.
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-11-09 17:09:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Self medicate much?
Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2005-11-04 10:52:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have yet to read something of yours that has not deserved a +2. And many a post I would also nominate for B@W. Freakin awesome man, good work!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-03 00:38:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
already gave this a 2
Submitted by alfakyle (user info) at 2005-11-02 10:04:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
great fucking post
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-10-31 14:35:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Spongebob Catpants
Submitted by malbin (user info) at 2005-10-31 14:07:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LOLZ
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-10-31 04:26:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
great post!
Submitted by Sterculius (user info) at 2005-10-31 04:00:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Um...
Well, it made me smile.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-31 02:05:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-10-30 21:14:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Um... You didn't need to go through all that trouble making your own example when you could've just linked to this:
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Retaliatory link whore - http://www.ubersite.com/m/78032
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-10-30 22:40:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
he shoots
he scores
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2005-10-30 22:30:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
rofl cat spounge, this post made me ROFLIES
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-10-23 10:54:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-23 10:49:32 (#)
Ranking: -1
That's not a chick...it's just some moron.
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Exactly.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-23 10:49:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
That's not a chick...it's just some moron.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-10-23 09:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, I don't think it's a chick either.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-23 00:56:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i dont think that's a chick
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-10-23 00:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
_1 for being a chick
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-23 00:22:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-10-22 23:22:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This fucking RULES!
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-10-21 21:43:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1000 hits! WOO!
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-10-20 16:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Eminem's name in 8 Mile was 'Rabbit'. Ha ha Rabbit.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:59:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/75565
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-10-20 00:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Siren: Your comment kind of frightens me in a strange sort of way. But your +2 makes me happy!
ghola: I agree.
peternorth: Why not just enjoy the fact that I waste my free time with the purpose of entertaining you, rather than doing something for myself, like improving my change sorting skills or finding new AOL cds?
Submitted by peternorth (user info) at 2005-10-19 22:36:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+2 for actually having a picture of ski gloves sorting change, who the hell takes a picture like that. -1 becuase you have way too much time on your hands.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-10-19 22:31:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-10-19 22:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to visit your house.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-10-19 22:13:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dan: hah!
olivia: Oh man, I keep mine in my closet too! They stopped sending them to my house though... I think they were afraid I was going to horde them and then use up all their free hours so there weren't any for anyone else.
Whiplash: Thanks! What you said is exactly what I was aiming for! Or something...
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-19 21:40:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know why I laughed, this post was retarded.
But I laughed.
FTW You rule.
Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-10-19 21:24:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you make me feel much less weird for having a giant pile of aol cds in my closet that probably consists of literally 30 cds
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-19 21:16:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hell IDK, I've bagged bitches with smaller titties that you....
.....wait, I mean... shit, I'm busted.
I always say, "I've never had a 10, but one night, I had 5 2's!
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-10-19 21:03:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WOW, this post is on the bottom of most heated. First time that's happened with me. hah.
Submitted by lackofcolor (user info) at 2005-10-19 20:16:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hmm.. somehow i found that very entertaining.
great post, man.
+2 for seemingly abusing that goddamn cat.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-19 19:39:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hmmm, the spittting on dishes and catsponge let this down a bit in my opinion.
Still +2
Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2005-10-19 19:35:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-10-19 19:32:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks TigerLilly!
Hah, do I look like a girl, Dan? Er... Nevermind. Hey, I just haven't gotten to getting my hair cut in awhile, leave me alone!
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-10-19 19:21:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You give good Uber.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-19 19:02:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah, and please tell me you aren't a dude!>?
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-19 15:55:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was pretty damn funny, but I have to take 1 away for overuse of something.
JK, good effort!
Submitted by NocternalDragon (user info) at 2005-10-19 15:54:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Anther great post
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-10-19 15:52:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for everyone because I just won an xbox 360 at http://www.every10minutes.com
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-10-19 15:51:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Awesomeness!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-19 15:37:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted.
Submitted by satchel (user info) at 2005-10-19 15:02:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Spongeworthy.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-19 14:56:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit was this ever funny.
B.at.W...I'm submitting this.
Cat as a sponge.
I have tears running down my face
from laughing.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-10-19 14:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahahahahahahaha. Good show.
Submitted by WellFedEthiopian (user info) at 2005-10-19 14:44:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahhaa
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-10-19 14:34:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
cocaine: Why would I be sarcastic about this? I bet you're one of those guys that cashes his change in for bills at the bank!
FartSmeller: Sicko.
dawnmarie: I like this place too! Woo!
Submitted by dawnmarie (user info) at 2005-10-19 13:48:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really like this place. This was a funny post.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-19 13:47:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wash my face with a "special sponge" as well.
a.k.a. yo mommas pussy.
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2005-10-19 13:40:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA...hilarious sarcasm?
sarcasm?
hopefully.
Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2005-10-19 13:28:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm surprised you're still alive after washing the dishes with that special sponge.
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2005-10-19 11:21:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The cat makes 'er.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-10-19 10:30:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nuh uh, my room and the kitchen after I got done making chinese food is a mess.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-19 10:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your house is a mess.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-19 10:01:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The REAL Three Best Things Evar:
1. Har
2. Har
3. Peener
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-10-19 09:10:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you say 'something' one more time I will kill you with my mental powers!
FEAR ME!..... errr or something
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-19 08:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Change, CDs, dishes.
All round.
All smaller than Hitler's intestines.
All found in your home.
All scrubbable by a cat sponge.
I think there's a hidden meaning here. Somewhere.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-10-19 08:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Loco pussy mia spungo hombre!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-19 07:59:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're one weird fucko
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-10-19 07:49:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
CHR15: no... But you can call me J1M!
Spuds002: In a situation such is this it's customary to give a +2!
internetslacker: It's hard to wash the dishes with a cat without dying. So the method of holding the cat still while rubbing it with the dish is a necessary movement to live!
PokeyPecker: Woo!
pen_name: That is beyond disgusting.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-10-19 07:28:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-10-19 04:59:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
My mom made a wall decoration out of old CD's for my bedroom. Nails in the wall with the CD's just slipped over them, label down.
I refused to let her use AOL CD's.
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I was starting to get sweaty and upset until I read how you saved the AOL cds. You're a good man, DeathJester!
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-10-19 04:59:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My mom made a wall decoration out of old CD's for my bedroom. Nails in the wall with the CD's just slipped over them, label down.
I refused to let her use AOL CD's.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-19 04:44:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The bit with the ski gloves was ace.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-10-19 03:53:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
2-worthy. I throw my pennies away.
Submitted by jack0173 (user info) at 2005-10-19 03:34:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This was pretty funny.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-19 03:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haven't you ever heard the tales about lonely degnerates who shove pennies up their assholes? Besides, nobody washes change...ever. everything it comes in contact with from the day it is minted is imbued on its surface--crust forming on crust.
I knew a girl who believed it so strongly that handling change made her feel sick. I believe it has lead her to become the largest doner for "leave-a-penny, take-a-penny" cups across the country.
and here you are, mouthing pennies that could have...ew, I don't want to think about it.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-19 02:53:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-19 02:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good work Jim. You don't mind if I call you Jim?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-19 02:23:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the fuck?
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-10-19 01:41:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-10-19 01:37:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
great fucking post
Submitted by internetslacker (user info) at 2005-10-19 01:23:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why are you washing your cat?
Submitted by subliminalshock (user info) at 2005-10-19 01:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awsome just awsome.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-19 01:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by celine (user info) at 2005-10-19 01:14:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Was going to -2 until the last photo.
Cat Sponge = auto +4