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Rocky RACCCOOON (830 hits)

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Rating: 1.33 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Darth Awesome <Smeagol.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-05-20 17:37:08 EDT


Now somwhere up in the black mined hills of the dakotas
lived a young boy named a rocky raccoooon
one day his woman ran off with another guy
hit young rockkkky in the eye a
rocky said he didnt like that hes gonna get that boy
so one day rocky booked himself a room in the local saloon

harmonica: bwa twa da da da dada

Rocky RACOOOON
checked into his room only to find gideons bible
Rocky had come equiped with a gun, to shoot off the legs of his rival
ba ba ba
his rival it seemed had brrrrrrrrrroken his dreams
by stealing a girl of his fancy
her name was magil, but she called herself lil
and everyone knew her as NANCCCCCCCCYYYYYYYYY
now she and her man
who called her self dan
were both at the ho down
rocky came in
and grinning a grin said danny boy this is a show down
but danny was hot
yeah he drew fast and shot
and rocky COOOLLLLAPPPSED IN THE CORNERRRR YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH, oh yeah yeah
du dud dududu come on rocky boy du du du du come on rocky boy du du du du du dududododod
ba dad du du du bo du du dudu dudududududududududududu ba doo dododod
Now tha docta came in
stinking of gin
proceded to lie him on the table
doc said rocky ya met your match
rocky said doc its only a scatch
and ill be better, ILL BE BETTER as soon as im able
Rocky Racoon, fell back to his room
only to find gigdeons bible
gideon checked out
and he lefted it no doubt
to help with GOOD ROCKYS REVIAL
OH YEAH YEAH
na na na na na na na do do do do do do do do dod dodododod bum ba dada doo doo come on rocky boy du du du du du comeone rocky boy du du du duddududuu bum da da


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Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-05-20 23:48:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Rocky was one of my favorite movies. ha ha ha

Submitted by Raimee (user info) at 2003-05-20 21:28:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Richie Havens covers this song to.

Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2003-05-20 19:56:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Um its beatles ya jack ass. Wow, how could you mix this up with no doubt.

Submitted by Paul at 2003-05-20 19:53:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Hell no, I hate No Doubt!

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-05-20 19:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

this is clearly a cry for help.

Submitted by cellar_door (user info) at 2003-05-20 17:51:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Uh, yes it's a joke. The Rolling Stones were a band that made their debut in the same decade as the Beatles, the writers and performers of the above song. Brian Wilson was the visionary producer, singer, and writer of Beach Boys fame. Therefore, I was trying to make myself seem out of touch with music all together by claiming a) The Stones were responsible for this ditty, and b) Brian Wilson was shot a la John Lennon. Thank you.

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-05-20 17:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cellar, is this some joke I don't get?

+2 for the Beatles

Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2003-05-20 17:46:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


Its bealtes ya big silly zombie.

Submitted by cellar_door (user info) at 2003-05-20 17:45:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I love the Rolling Stones! I just wish Brian Wilson would never had gotten shot.

Submitted by Raimee <pirynne18.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-05-20 17:39:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 because I LOVE this song.


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