A minor thought (428 hits)
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Submitted by <freshspinach.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-10-19 11:16:07 EDT
Not that I am an Adonis amongst Gods, but I'm really not all that impressed with what passes for a "Supermodel" these days.
Upon beginning my workday, I was eating my usual breakfast of Rice Krispies and Cherry Coke and started flipping through an issue of Vanity Fair I bought a few months back because of the cover story about Jennifer Aniston. The fact that she flashes partial boob on the cover was one aspect behind this purchase, but I really did feel a curiosity in how she has been dealing with the breakup of her marriage and the current condition of her psychological well-being.
Anyhow, I flipped through one page after another and i felt like it took fifty pages before I saw one printed word that was not featured on a Louis Vuitton, Prada or Armani ad. I did notice, however, that each ad featured a female who was either : a. scantily clad, b. striking a sexy pose or c. both. Not one of them, however, caught my eye as any more than extremely unimpressive or worse, pathetic. These women look as if they consist on a diet of rice cakes, cocaine and martinis. There is no soul to their eyes and they seem to have a general attitude of disinterest to the world. After looking through the whole magazine, I must say that the only two women I saw that I would actually want to spend time out of bed with were Ms. Aniston, of course and Brooke Shields. A sad commentary on what passes for "Supermodels".
Models? Maybe.
Super? No way.
I'll take Liz Phair in a heartbeat.
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Submitted by johnhutch (user info) at 2005-10-19 13:35:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You can't have Liz. She's mine, damnit.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-10-19 13:27:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jennifer Aniston resembles a crosseyed anteater.
With better hair.
Submitted by WellFedEthiopian (user info) at 2005-10-19 13:04:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-10-19 11:33:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
you bought vanity fair and you are a dude?
or you are girl who uses an adonis reference to her looks?
either way -2.
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My sentinments exactly
Submitted by GDR (user info) at 2005-10-19 11:48:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Good point, useless material.
Submitted by userpete86 (user info) at 2005-10-19 11:42:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I agreed with you... but this still didn't really entertain me.
Submitted by Faithless_Whisper (user info) at 2005-10-19 11:42:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Pointless.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-19 11:41:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-10-19 11:29:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
Twatchops
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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahaha
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-19 11:34:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-19 11:17:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
This site makes me sick. Now not even supermodels are good enough for you pasty losers? You should all kill yourselves.
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You first, I've got some supermodels to turn down yet...
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-10-19 11:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you bought vanity fair and you are a dude?
or you are girl who uses an adonis reference to her looks?
either way -2.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-10-19 11:29:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Twatchops
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-10-19 11:22:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Liz Phair is a fucking sellout whore. I've never listened to her music, I just make broad generalizations based off of internet articles that I read. But still, she looks just like all the other slores trying to sell their body as part of an entertainment package. She is ruining music.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-10-19 11:18:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 for everyone because I just won an xbox 360
But -2 because you made Jeanneee angry.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-19 11:17:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This site makes me sick. Now not even supermodels are good enough for you pasty losers? You should all kill yourselves.