Bonjour, mes amis (599 hits)
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Submitted by fuckstick (View user info) at 2005-10-19 15:39:22 EDT
Hi,
I have been lurking on Uber for the past year or so, without anything worthy to say. I still don't have anything worthy to say, just thought you'd like to know that I am rating posts now.
Bring on the -2's.
User Reviews
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-11-09 12:01:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
holy buggering fucksticks. i had that as a title once.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-10-19 23:43:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
GO STROS!
wait this still sucked my shithole.
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2005-10-19 23:36:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 because it took you too goddamned long to replace me as the newb. Now, I'ma have a shot of whiskey and shoot you in the face.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-19 22:53:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
C'mon, dickwad, anyone can write SOMETHING!! I'll tell you what: If you
write it and I see it (a REAL story), I'll give you a +2. OK??
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-10-19 22:46:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for your user name. Your ok in my book.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-10-19 20:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-19 15:57:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
"I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines."
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+2 because without your post I might never have read the line above.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-19 18:11:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i think manic said you're mother was a waste of oxygen and that your shit smelled like your goat.
i don't like to brag but i had 6 years of french.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-10-19 17:45:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bienvenue à Uber.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-10-19 17:43:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Vos odeurs de souffle d'excrément d'orignaux.
Votre mère était une chèvre.
Mangez la merde et la matrice, vous gaspillage de l'oxygène.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-10-19 17:12:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you don't have anything worthy to say because you, yourself, are a worthless piece of shit.
I hope your mother uses bleach instead of milk in your lucky charms you fucking loser. Eat shit and die.
Welcome to uber!
-2DIE
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-10-19 16:55:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You can give me a blumpkin ANYTIME!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-19 16:46:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
aw who am i kidding; i can't stay angry at fuckstick.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-10-19 16:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HadToBe --
You midwestern bastard, you know goddamn well its called "soda."
That being said, I only buy the Dew at lunch, so that's 5 drawings a week....I guess I should pool them together.
It seems our motives are the same--I just wanna sell it for a huge profit before it comes out.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-19 16:46:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
then i take that extra 2 away
Submitted by fuckstick (user info) at 2005-10-19 16:32:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am not an alter (though there have been some good ones here, like that Transformer dude...), I just really like reading the stuff here on Ubersite, cause it makes me chuckle. And thanks, Pen-name, but I have not seen Bad Santa.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-19 16:19:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
did you get fuckstick from bad santa?
if you did...another 2 for bad santa.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-19 16:17:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because fuckstick is an swesome name.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-19 15:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines."
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-19 15:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for taking the fun out of me calling you a fuckstick.
Vous êtes des résidus
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-10-19 15:55:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It took me 98 entries in a single drawing. Good thing I drink a shitload of pop.
I'll sell it to ya for $600.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-10-19 15:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Say no more, mon amor.
Oh, and fuck you HadTo--I've tried 13 times so far. Fuck. You.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-19 15:53:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HEY LOOK EVERYONE, IT'S ANOTHER METHOD ALTER! YAAAAY!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-19 15:53:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Attention, mes ghey amiezzz!
Behold the stick that fucks and pees!
Here he lurks, this Francophile
Saying nothing worth our while,
Help me greet him, say "how do?"
And offer up a phat -2.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-10-19 15:51:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
je ne suis pas ton ami.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-19 15:47:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ta gueule
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-19 15:45:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Vous sonnez les Ghey, oui?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-19 15:42:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shut up fuckstick.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-10-19 15:40:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for everyone because I just won an xbox 360 at http://www.every10minutes.com
Submitted by nya_nyo (user info) at 2005-10-19 15:40:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks for the warning
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-19 15:39:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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