i hate semicolon (1074 hits)
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Submitted by trent stewart (View user info) at 2005-10-19 17:27:11 EDT
Semicolon I must remember the semicolon, for what would my resume be without a fucking semicolon. It would not be readable or comprehendible without the almighty semicolon.
You know what... fuck the semicolon, YES FUCK IT. it can semi my colon until I get semi aroused and semi punch you in the semi face. Since when do independent causes need to be connected? What ever happened to a good ol' period, those things are priceless... PRICELESS. Why must it always come down to this, we were close. Pals. All tight like. I loved you ok.. I fucking loved you. I used in my resume, BUT DID I GET THE JOB? Fuck no! And you know why? SEMICOLONS... its all your fault, you evil fucked-up beady eyed bastards, only good for one thing, winking. Wink this asshole *grabs the semi colon key and eats it*. It's over now, I hate you and all you stand for, you useless piece of gramma.
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Submitted by NewGuy08 (user info) at 2008-07-29 16:28:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by PommyTom (user info) at 2006-12-18 23:36:01 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:50:51 EST (#)
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For your 3 retal hits, I will do the same.
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2006-01-05 03:13:46 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Snuffleupagus (user info) at 2005-10-21 00:23:43 EDT (#)
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+2 Becuase you suggested that I fuck a semicolon, and realized how much I enjoyed it after partaking.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-20 20:48:32 EDT (#)
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A semicolon? Isn't that half an asshole? Heh. Funny.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-20 18:47:23 EDT (#)
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Since when do kiwis say "period"? Full stop, damnit. Full stop!
Terri Shiavo smiley D;
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2005-10-20 18:27:30 EDT (#)
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Lol! thanks for that
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-10-20 17:54:38 EDT (#)
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Due to the topic of your post, the GPP (Grammar and Punctuation Police) feel it neccessary to put your low-standard prose through a rigourous edit, which will allow it to conform to the standard required of grammar-and-punctuation related rants:
"I must remember the semicolon; what would my resume be without a flipping semi-colon? It would be incomprehensible without the almighty semicolon.
Do you know what? Flip the semicolon; yes, flip it. It can divide my gut until I get a partial tumescence, and weakly punch you in a partial area of your face. Since when do independent clauses need to be connected? What ever happened to the perfectly acceptable full stop? Those things are priceless; priceless, I tell you. Why must it always come down to this? We were close; we were good chums; we were well acquainted. I loved you quite alot. I used you in my resume, but did I get the job? Flip, but I did not! Do you know why? It is all the fault of semi-colons: you sinful, flipped-up, beady-eyed illegitimates; you are only good for one thing, and that is winking. I shall now metaphorically grab the semi-colon key and proceed to ingest it. It is now over; I hate you and all you stand for; you are a useless piece of grammar."
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-10-20 06:01:47 EDT (#)
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I quite like them.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-10-20 05:45:50 EDT (#)
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+2 for being fairly original.
-2 for having enough rage over punctuation to actually make a post about it.
Submitted by Lucylou (user info) at 2005-10-19 23:34:36 EDT (#)
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I enjoyed it.
Submitted by The_T_Man (user info) at 2005-10-19 23:30:11 EDT (#)
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Just out of spite:
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Submitted by lenlen (user info) at 2005-10-19 18:59:16 EDT (#)
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not funny unless your a fucking nerd
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-10-19 18:14:34 EDT (#)
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clown hat curly hair winkey eye smiley face.
<@;)
Submitted by papaya_princess (user info) at 2005-10-19 17:50:33 EDT (#)
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I love the semicolon; I loved this post; it made me LOL! ;)
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-19 17:41:46 EDT (#)
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It was all right; I guess.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-10-19 17:33:54 EDT (#)
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Are you on your period?
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-10-19 17:32:26 EDT (#)
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"it can semi my colon until I get semi aroused and semi punch you in the semi face."
I don't know why, but this line had me in stitches.
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2005-10-19 17:31:38 EDT (#)
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You said Colon.
Submitted by userpete86 (user info) at 2005-10-19 17:28:37 EDT (#)
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I laughed, though I have no idea why.