You can Do It, Assholes (483 hits)
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Submitted by someone (View user info) at 2005-10-19 20:27:47 EDT
So...I was sitting here last night, playing around with my new computer and holy shit, was I stoned out of my mind, I had a six of Stella and a bowl of popcorn and so I thought;
"Holy shit even with a new computer the internet fucking sucks, I really want to visually entertain myself right now but television is for the corporate slaves and my hands are buttery and slimy and so therefore I can't masturbate properly or even use a mouse and keyboard in a reasonably functioning manner...."
I really wanted to fucking read. I was sick of Deer Park plus I didn't want to get the pages sloppy because that would be akin to slapping Norman Mailer in the face, and so I said out loud with a buttery thigh slap that left a really cool pattern on my jeans; "Holy shit; I could read ubersite! I used to fuck with that site when I was lame and had nothing to do and spend my time far more productively jerking off watching my roommate fuck his girlfriend with a cigarette filled beer bottle up my ass....". So I rambled.
Eventually I stopped talking to my self and figured, what the fuck, lets check out this shit and see if the place has gotten entirely lame.
I was not entertained.
I left disappointed.
The content and writing sucked ass.
Plus what the fuck is up with everyone using format and paragraphing like I'm doing...
Right
Now.
Lets step it up people!
User Reviews
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-20 07:14:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
everyone knows butter from popcorn makes the best lubricant
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-10-20 01:33:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd punch her tits.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-10-19 23:39:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO STROS!
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2005-10-19 21:19:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 STFU and die
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-10-19 20:53:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2005-10-19 20:38:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2die.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-10-19 20:37:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The only reason you don't like anything on here is because you didn't read any of my posts.
Okay, seriously, though... You have to sort the good posts from the massive amounts of sucky ones. The awesome posts are worth it, I think.
Now have a +2 because everyone else is going to -2die you.