Abnormal Behavior (529 hits)
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Submitted by Holly Golitely <hollywon1.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-10-19 20:40:58 EDT
I am getting married. We've been dating on and off for 4 months, but I truly feel ready. He is the best human being that I've ever met. This past Saturday, (Sweetest Day), he got down on one knee and told me that he knew from the second we met that he wanted to be with me for the rest of our lives. We are moving to New Jersey in April and have decided that it would be perfect timing to start our lives as a couple (meaning, the wedding will be some time in the spring). He doesn't currently live with me (believe it, or not, he lives with his ex due to complicated circumstances), but we plan to buy a house when we move and are happily married. He's only 23, but he's wise beyond his years. He challenges me and doesn't put up with my bullshit. He'd only broken up with his "ex" of 1 1/2 years two months before we met, so we wavered between being serious, not very serious, and life altering serious in the time we've been together. I think it's made us stronger. I don't have a ring yet, because we decided that it was more important to focus on getting a down payment for our home. Besides, a ring is just a symbol of the true love that he shows me every day. I don't need a diamond to prove the things that he constantly reminds me of. NO, I'm not pregnant, just happy in love.
I instant messaged my best friend in the world (more like a sister) tonight to ask for her address. She gave it to me, then asked "what is going on"? I told her the great news. She wanted to make sure that my soon to be hubby wasn't just using me to get back at his "ex". I told her that I am very suspicious by nature, and he surely could not pull one over one me. She agreed.
So, I sat back in my chair in complete disbelief. Does she really think I am that big of an ass? Could she actually think that I would accept a proposal on SWEETEST FUCKING DAY?! That I would agree to marry a boy who still lives with his EX GIRLFRIEND?!
I had purchased a Halloween card for her earlier in the day (it's hilarious because it has women drinking beer on the front, then you open it and it says "we don't need no stinkin' candy" on the inside.......get it!? HAHA....we like to drink beer! Haha). When she asked me why I needed her address, this story just flowed through my fingers and in no way did I think she'd buy it........BUT SHE DID.
I felt badly about myself for a moment. Not because I had completely fabricated a story and literally asked her to be my Maid of Honor, but because she bought it hook, line, and sinker. This can not be a good. She either thinks I'm crazy, or that I was born without my prefrontal cortex. This is a woman who has known me for most of my life........and she believes me. I even told her that I'd found one of his ex-girlfriend's hairs on his sweater, for Christ's sake.
THEN, I realized that I don't normally lie. People who know me, and have chosen to stick around, for a period of time, do not expect me to lie. I am brutally honest. I am jerkishly honest, even. SO, SHE BELIEVED ME! What fun it is to lie! I laughed myself into a tizzy! I tricked her and it was fun!
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Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-10-21 17:30:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
of all the things to lie about....Did you tell this lie to your parents?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-20 19:02:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:11:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Compelling in a +1 kind of way.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-10-19 20:53:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I want to lie all of the time, now :)
Bart broke my computer.....that's why it's big and blurry and really far down the screen. He's mad at me because I bought him the crappy oil when I went to Valvoline to have his car's oil changed.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-10-19 20:50:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I NO HOW! ITZ CUZ U A LIAH!
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-10-19 20:47:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SUM1 SAVE ME!
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-10-19 20:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lied, again! I don't know how!
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-10-19 20:44:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAR HAR NO 1 WIL EVAR TRUZT U AGIN
SUX 4 U
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-10-19 20:43:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hee hee.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-10-19 20:42:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh, shit.....off to resize