Why I Don't Like To Post On Ubersite Anymore. (1491 hits)
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Submitted by K@i (View user info) at 2005-10-19 20:49:16 EDT
What happened?
It used to be fun. But now, it's pretty much the same shit every day.
And did I mention that all the REALLY funny people left Ubersite about 6 months ago?
Staying away from Ubersite is easy now.
Somehow, I still manage to get over 5000 hits a week. It appears I've passed Big Fat Mike on the REAL MVA. There is no stopping me, even when I stop myself.
TODAY'S MESSAGE:
Once an UberGod, ALWAYS An UberGod.
This picture made me think of Ubersite. Enjoy.
User Reviews
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-04 13:20:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-10-31 13:24:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-10-31 13:22:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-10-31 12:29:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
Get a life, dude. Seriously.
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Says the guy who has posted roughly 47,000 pictures of himself and shares all the intimate details of his life with everyone on the site....OH THE IRONY!!!!
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-10-24 16:55:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-19 20:55:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
clever. why don't you show me that trick your uncle billy taught you--the one with the peanut butter and the stretch armstrong doll.
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Now THIS was funny. You, conversely, are a fart in the wind.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-10-24 16:35:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
L.A.M.E.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-10-21 07:38:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
STFU N00B
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-21 06:57:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I dunno, I still enjoy this place after 2 fucking years (im such a loser), there are just more people for me to argue with now.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-21 06:44:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
HAHA! What a loser convention this post turned out to be.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-20 19:03:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-10-20 14:09:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
Nick Berg Video
Where Home Made Naked Pictures Come From
Fat Chick Sex (NSFW)
Karla Homolka Nude Photos.
Naked Pictures of My Cousin
Everyone Looks Like SOMEONE Famous
Kerry Stomps Bush in Election Debate - HILARIOUS!
How to shit in your own face NSFW
Fat Guy Sex
ShlongyMadness SIGN UP HERE!
Loren TOPLESS (nsfw)
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When these are your top 11 posts, is it obvious where the hits come from?
You should send a thank-you note to Google that it's let you maintain a semblance of self-importance at an internet website.
I've made this comparison before. My top 10 posts are mostly articles on BAW and articles that were good enough to get linked around on message boards and whatnot. Most of the GOOD authors on MVA are the same. You're not Good, and most likely because of this, you're not on the MVA. """
what my homosexual friend said here.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-20 18:56:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-19 23:39:41 (#)
Ranking: -1
I think that you, along with other older users, are just upset that Uber isn't your little secret anymore.
There are still good posts they are just harder to weed out of the pile now.
Old time Uberers complain about how the place is so 'clique-ish' now when in reality they are just mad that their clique doesn't rule the roost anymore.
You guys used to have so much fun running around, pulling stunts such as this and rating each other so 'honestly', please.
I've been here almost a year now and I've seen this same post done so many times its not even funny.
Get over it, Uber has changed and its evolution doesn't conform to your liking anymore?
Its ok you can go, no one is making you stay here...the children will be ok now.
As far as rating honestly, well that's all I've ever done here.
-1 I've seen better.
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yeah...what he said.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-10-20 14:09:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nick Berg Video
Where Home Made Naked Pictures Come From
Fat Chick Sex (NSFW)
Karla Homolka Nude Photos.
Naked Pictures of My Cousin
Everyone Looks Like SOMEONE Famous
Kerry Stomps Bush in Election Debate - HILARIOUS!
How to shit in your own face NSFW
Fat Guy Sex
ShlongyMadness SIGN UP HERE!
Loren TOPLESS (nsfw)
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When these are your top 11 posts, is it obvious where the hits come from?
You should send a thank-you note to Google that it's let you maintain a semblance of self-importance at an internet website.
I've made this comparison before. My top 10 posts are mostly articles on BAW and articles that were good enough to get linked around on message boards and whatnot. Most of the GOOD authors on MVA are the same. You're not Good, and most likely because of this, you're not on the MVA.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-10-20 11:51:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Kai, the seeds didn't germinate.
Shitty, eh?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-20 11:42:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
did you stop posting?
didn't notice.
but then i never noticed when you did post.
ho hum.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:12:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Yeah, Im gonna start being harsher with my ratings.
right now. The dog pic saved you.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:15:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Dear God, what did that dog do, try to give the porcupine oral?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-20 08:27:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is the only place Fathead here has ever gotten any attention...now that he doesn't get as much, he's gonna pout...and then post about it?
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ser.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-20 06:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck you- I'm a funny guy and haven't left
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-10-20 01:33:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You posted like twice a day for over a year--and you think you're something special?
It's simple math.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-20 00:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-10-20 00:20:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
There's been a post like this every day for the past 2 years.
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If that's the case, would't you interpret that it possesses some merit then?
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-10-20 00:20:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There's been a post like this every day for the past 2 years.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-20 00:10:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
pssssssssssssssssssst.....<holds it>
<exhale>
man......it's like the tide man
no no....
psssssssssssssssssssst....<holds it>
<exhale>
man.....it's like the waves man
yeah....that's it!
pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssst
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-19 23:39:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I think that you, along with other older users, are just upset that Uber isn't your little secret anymore.
There are still good posts they are just harder to weed out of the pile now.
Old time Uberers complain about how the place is so 'clique-ish' now when in reality they are just mad that their clique doesn't rule the roost anymore.
You guys used to have so much fun running around, pulling stunts such as this and rating each other so 'honestly', please.
I've been here almost a year now and I've seen this same post done so many times its not even funny.
Get over it, Uber has changed and its evolution doesn't conform to your liking anymore?
Its ok you can go, no one is making you stay here...the children will be ok now.
As far as rating honestly, well that's all I've ever done here.
-1 I've seen better.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-19 23:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-10-19 23:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO STROS!
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-19 23:35:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-10-19 23:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Let me make this perfectly clear for all you stupid ones out there;
The typical dipshit Uberuser has the mentality of a 15 year old high school dropout. "Terminally hip" has never been more eloquently expressed.
No wonder I don't fit in here. 95% of you people are complete fucking retards. Reading your shit is like looking at the video of that chimpanzee pissing in his own mouth.
No thanks.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-10-19 22:55:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My time has grown scarce here myself.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-19 22:53:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-19 22:44:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-10-19 22:03:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-19 21:22:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
Pssssssst. News flash, Elroy.
No one gives a fuck.
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I wish someone who actually matters would rate this post.
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Sorry, Bub, but you wouldn't make a bump on Shlongy's ass. . .
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-10-19 22:37:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dont get it therefore I dont care ya fucking whiner
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-10-19 22:31:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shut the fuck up you crybaby fat fuck and sell me some fucking weed.
I'm dying down here.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-10-19 22:22:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whining about Ubersite? Please, get a life.
Submitted by bowser (user info) at 2005-10-19 22:11:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I only left about 4 months ago.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-10-19 22:03:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-19 21:22:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
Pssssssst. News flash, Elroy.
No one gives a fuck.
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I wish someone who actually matters would rate this post.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-10-19 21:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-19 21:22:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Pssssssst. News flash, Elroy.
No one gives a fuck.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-19 21:21:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2005-10-19 21:10:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
Piss off then
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-19 21:17:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup (user info) at 2005-10-19 21:10:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Vermin, Squattail, Degreeless, and occasionally Foamy are the only consistently hilarious and somewhat original people that have been on here. They're all gone, so yeah, this site blows now.
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i like how the pigs of ubersite are considered the funny ones. heaven forbid you try to be humorous without posting placenta, gaping assholes, or your mother's dried up vagina.
fuck all the people you mentioned, and fuck you, too.
Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup (user info) at 2005-10-19 21:10:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Vermin, Squattail, Degreeless, and occasionally Foamy are the only consistently hilarious and somewhat original people that have been on here. They're all gone, so yeah, this site blows now.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2005-10-19 21:10:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Piss off then
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-10-19 21:06:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-10-19 20:54:50 (#)
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Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-10-19 20:53:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-10-19 20:52:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
5k hits a week, huh? Sounds like you either pay a lot of people to read your drivel or you found a way to automate...
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Also Shlongy, Spagnum etc. all use my posts as porn. SO that accounts for about 4000 of those monthly hits...
Out of the 2 explanations you offered, THIS is the one I believe.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-10-19 21:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I take it back.
I'm sorry.
FORGIVENESS PLEASE
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-10-19 20:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...Bertuzzi is a homo and so are you.
No I'm not.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-10-19 20:56:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm still here but I had a funandectomy. They tried to do a transplant, but some one messed up and I ended up with emoitis. There is no cure.
That's just how shit goes.
...Bertuzzi is a homo and so are you.
:-)
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-10-19 20:56:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-19 20:55:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
clever. why don't you show me that trick your uncle billy taught you--the one with the peanut butter and the stretch armstrong doll
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Only you'd be interested in something like that.
You watch the marshmallows - I'm goin' for some fire wood....
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-19 20:55:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
clever. why don't you show me that trick your uncle billy taught you--the one with the peanut butter and the stretch armstrong doll.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-10-19 20:54:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-10-19 20:53:36 (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-10-19 20:52:11 (#)
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5k hits a week, huh? Sounds like you either pay a lot of people to read your drivel or you found a way to automate...
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Also Shlongy, Spagnum etc. all use my posts as porn. SO that accounts for about 4000 of those monthly hits...
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-10-19 20:53:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-10-19 20:52:11 (#)
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5k hits a week, huh? Sounds like you either pay a lot of people to read your drivel or you found a way to automate...
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No, it's because I have excellent posts - you wouldn't know about that tho.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-10-19 20:52:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-19 20:51:46 (#)
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method already did this post
...and 60 guys before him
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And you've sucked thousands of dicks, but I bet you'll keep on suckin'....
Add another prick.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-10-19 20:52:11 EDT (#)
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5k hits a week, huh? Sounds like you either pay a lot of people to read your drivel or you found a way to automate...
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-19 20:51:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
method already did this post
...and 60 guys before him