Why wash your hands and not your dick? (996 hits)
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Submitted by peternorth (View user info) at 2005-10-19 22:27:54 EDT
Guys only:
So your standing there taking a piss more than likely holding your dick with one hand or another. You finish, shake it off, and walk away. Call me fucked up, but if I don't piss on my hands, why should I wash them?
If the only reason you wash your hands is because you touched your dick, why not just walk over to the sink, set your dick in there, and wash it if it's that dirty. Whose dick is that dirty anyway that it needs a good scrubbing?
Granted if your a cook or food service person, the story is a little differant. But I'm talking about overall, every day pissing here.
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Submitted by JapanFour (user info) at 2005-12-07 23:24:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-07 23:19:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate to resurrect this, but I could not, in good faith, not give anything plagiarized directly from George Carlin a -2.
Submitted by gokukuhn (user info) at 2005-10-21 18:29:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If nobody washed their hands after touching their dicks, everything would be dirtier. If you were to shake someones hand, would you want to get their sweaty dick germs on your hands?
Submitted by hoojAmAphut (user info) at 2005-10-21 16:01:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yeah, I always figured I should wash my hands before I touch my dick.. LoL
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOu americans are too sanitary. Your immune systems suck. Give your body a chance to do its job for fucks sake!
Submitted by Thanatos (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:33:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why bother taking a shower then? Apparently germs won't touch you unless you touch 'ickie' stuff like piss. Grow up a little bit.
Submitted by bowser (user info) at 2005-10-20 01:59:06 EDT (#)
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Ask this guy: http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/7436/pillowfight6mb.jpg
Submitted by Party03 (user info) at 2005-10-20 01:57:55 EDT (#)
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"So your standing there taking a piss more than likely holding your dick with one hand or another."
Just one?
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2005-10-20 01:49:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG! I have never heard these sentiments before ever! Not in the stand-up of George Carlin, not on episodes of Seinfeld....brand new stuff! You're a fucking genius!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-20 00:06:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My momma didn't teach me to wash my hands. She taught me not to piss on them. . .
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-10-19 23:38:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO STROS!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-10-19 23:33:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sweet Christ. How is this shit positive?
Submitted by WellFedEthiopian (user info) at 2005-10-19 23:21:14 EDT (#)
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The only reason why I would wash my hands after a piss is if I was in a public restroom and I had to flush. Thank god for those infared urinals.
Submitted by Malachewaii (user info) at 2005-10-19 23:17:07 EDT (#)
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In all honesty, a person should wash their hands before and after pissing. before, to keep all the germs from getting to the urnial on your dick, and after, because not only do you gain germs from flushing a toilet that other people who probably DID piss on themselves touched, but it's just.. sanitary.
Secondly, your hands are in the open and touch everything. Your penis, unless you're like a few choice people, usually stays cooped up in your boxers or briefs, whatever your preference. If you shower every morning like a courteous person should, your dick stays clean all day in those fresh from the dryer boxers (or briefs) while your hands touch everything in sight. So washing before is important, too.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-10-19 22:58:10 EDT (#)
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i have no comment on this
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-10-19 22:52:34 EDT (#)
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It's not just about piss on your hands. It's about all the germy places you had to touch to get there- doorknobs, stall locks, toilet handles..all the places that people who pee, take a shit, blow their noses and jerk off and don't wash their hands touch. Enjoy eating your lunch with those hands.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-10-19 22:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kinda reminds me of the bored at work "licking a bums ass". I pee 4 or 5 times a day, dont wash, so i"m spreading my dick cheese to 30 or 40 people a day. I didnt realize how much I rock.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-19 22:28:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats on B@W