The Worst Essay Ever (1423 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Brian Gervais <abcsnuffy123.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-10-19 22:59:08 EDT
This is the worst essay ever - it will include everything that could possibly make it bad -
including excessive use of hyphens - and run on sentinces - and misspellings -
I do hope you like reverse indentation.
My balls are somewhere between the size of a basketball and the sun. There's a nice quote that
I've ripped off - citing/respect are for evolvedchicken 's.
Just for you all I've attached a .bmp, that's an automatic -1.
I rape babies.
Well you could have called
Me Dennis. I didn't know
You were called Dennis.
Shittiest Haiku ever? Yes, you know what else's annoying? People who answer their own questions and thinkbysepirate-ingsintinciswithcommastheycanchangethesubject,ornotusingspaces. XoX_LuV4eVaTrU_XoX <-That's my screen name on MSN, AIM, & Yahoo, and also my xanga site.
So pretty much I'm going to hope that you all give my 2's to spite my plan and I'll actually be awesome. I rate this at a -24 (I've actually counted it) so all I'll have to do is reply to my own post 12 times with -2's... it won't actually do anything, and by doing it I would need to give myself more nigitivis for replying to myself stupidly, replying to myself 12 times, & giving myself -2's. So it would just keep going on forever. And when I start sintincis with conjunctions. And I start singing that conjunction junction song. how is that function said the lower case "h"? Just workin' out phrases words and clauses... I know you want this thing to end. But it won't - so - you - better - stop -...
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Submitted by Snuffleupagus (user info) at 2005-10-20 22:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes, I'm going to write out the seven parts of speech just because you axed me to.
I have a better idea.
End all of your commands with an ellipsis without even looking on google...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:22:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
D'oh! English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England. Come on,
let's smoke.
-- Homer Simpson, talking Barney into cutting class
The Way We Was
Submitted by Grownasskid (user info) at 2005-10-20 00:06:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
???
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-19 23:57:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Snuffleupagus (user info) at 2005-10-19 23:22:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
Apparently they do, but I'll give you the credit of using an adverb to describe how you spell.
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"wit" was intentional, you putz!
Name the seven parts of speech without looking on google. . .
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-10-19 23:38:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO STROS!
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-19 23:24:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Genius
Submitted by Snuffleupagus (user info) at 2005-10-19 23:22:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Apparently they do, but I'll give you the credit of using an adverb to describe how you spell.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-19 23:02:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
C'mon now. fucktard, no one actually spells that poorly.
You be fuckin' wit us. . .