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Smile (383 hits)

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Rating: -0.33 on 4 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <shogunmster.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-10-20 00:09:20 EDT


The entire room is dark. Blithe's eyes slowly open and slowly adjust to the darkness. He tires to move but finds his hands and feet are bound. He felt like he was high above the ground but could not tell for certain.

After a few seconds his eyes are partially adjusted to the dim light when all of sudden a bright white neon sign exploded into view in front of him illuminating the five counsel members sitting behind a high table. Blithe stared at the sign. "Smile!" and a large smiley face shown down upon him. Blithe was not smiling and had been since he had awoken.

His gaze drifted downward until the counsel came into view. All five where wearing the most hideous of smiles, each identical to the next. The center counsel member reached out a swift hand and quickly pressed a button on the table. A drop down monitor slowly eased into place in front of Blithe's head. He stared at it. The word "Smile" flashed before his eyes. Confused he looked back at the counsel members who were still smiling broadly. The center counsel member shot out his hand once more. A grinding sound followed by a sharp pain in his left shoulder followed. He looked down to see 4 inches of steel protruding from his shoulder. Blood speckled his shirt and the platform. A look a shock stole across his face. Another quick glace at the "Smile" sign was all he could manage before another spear pierced his body.

Blithe was in great pain now. Blood was pouring out of his chest and pooling by his feet. He slowly tilted his head upwards, back at the sign. Smile. Trying his best to fight the pain, he contorted his mouth into an awkward grin. The desired affect was partially achieved. His misshapen grin looked more like a scowl than a smile. But, the third counsel member paused. Blithe was doing his best to maintain his crude attempt to smile, even though blood was still oozing from his two wounds. His eye began to twitch. The counsel member started to look worried, as if he was displeased that he could not inflict more punishment on Blithe.

Blithe looked down at his wounds, which were throbbing in tune with his heart. The pool of blood was getting larger. Finally realizing how much his injuries were hurting, his smile began to flicker. The counsel member saw this as an opportunity to continue their merciless torture. Spear after spear was shot into Blithe's back. His vision slowly began to fade.

The pain was so great that it was blinding him. His head began to droop until he could no longer stand upright. As he keeled over his eyes lost their color, his mouth sagged into a frown. Blithe was dead. At once the center counsel member reached out and pushed another button. A gun above Blithe opened and shot his lifeless corpse. All that remained of poor Blithe was the blood stain.

Just Smile.


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Submitted by shadowofthedivine (user info) at 2005-10-20 19:40:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

its also on crapville
the toon is rather creepy actually

Submitted by Fr057m0urn3 (user info) at 2005-10-20 04:11:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/165898

Submitted by theshadypeach (user info) at 2005-10-20 02:05:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Then again, they could be lima beans. Lima beans are cool.

Submitted by theshadypeach (user info) at 2005-10-20 01:08:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The heads look like peas. I once barfed a bowl full of peas on my own shirt while sitting on the crapper because I was too wasted. And i had to sit there in my own murky vomit, composed of brown shity smelling peas and other shit i don't want to know.


I hate peas.


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