I have a child (973 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: 1.89 on 45 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Xcuses (View user info) at 2005-10-20 06:34:43 EDT
Yes it's true. I have a child...and I think he's really cute. So the other day I was shopping for a cute t-shirt but couldn't find anything I liked. I searched hi and low to no avail. Then I went into one store and found the perfect shirt. Well, I'll let you guys decide but I think he's adorable...
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Submitted by sweetkisses (user info) at 2005-12-06 16:06:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
cute.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-06 15:58:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dement them while they're young.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-06 15:53:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That is a really cute kid.
I like the shirt that says "failed abortion" though.
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-12-06 15:48:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That one made me giggle.
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-22 14:09:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-20 12:58:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-20 11:44:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you're one of my favorites on
here. Just an FYI
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Feeling is mutual but shhhhhh, we don't want the others to get jealous
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Too late.
I'm crying.
Thanks.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-21 05:05:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I missed the whole "well give it back then" joke.
*cries wasted dream tears*
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-21 04:40:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sleep is overrated
I'll sleep when I'm dead
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-10-20 23:05:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
at first I thought you were serious...
this is hysterical!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-10-20 22:22:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-20 17:14:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
call away Loki, I know NOTHING
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-10-20 16:55:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm calling social services.
Submitted by U927 (user info) at 2005-10-20 13:49:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAR PEENER PEENER PEENER HAR PEENER EYE
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-20 13:42:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok. I will be our little secret.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-20 12:58:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-20 11:44:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you're one of my favorites on
here. Just an FYI
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Feeling is mutual but shhhhhh, we don't want the others to get jealous
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-10-20 12:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
meh.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-20 11:44:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you're one of my favorites on
here. Just an FYI
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-10-20 11:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're starting him early...he'll be here -2'ing in no time.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-20 11:40:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sugar pants?
So if you lick me just right I melt? I like the sounds of that
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-20 11:39:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No one is going to tell me what to do.
Flirt away sugarpants.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-20 11:36:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well ya know, my biological clock is ticking away here.
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I thought you weren't allowed to flirt with me....this is flirting no?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-20 11:34:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my co-workers loved this
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-10-20 11:31:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-20 11:28:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-20 08:22:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
For all that no me...I would NEVER post any kid of mine on here.
I'm still waiting for Tigerlilly to have my children
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Well ya know, my biological clock is ticking away here.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-10-20 11:15:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh heh...that's awsome.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-10-20 11:14:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-10-20 11:07:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where can I buy that T-Shirt?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:59:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am an Idiot!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:21:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That kid's eyes are stealing my soul. OH GOD! MY SOUUUUL!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:07:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-10-20 08:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my God.
What a little doll baby.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-20 08:34:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-20 06:45:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
<ejaculates>
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-20 08:22:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no me or know me...either way
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-20 08:22:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
For all that no me...I would NEVER post any kid of mine on here.
I'm still waiting for Tigerlilly to have my children
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-10-20 08:14:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
really yours?
congrats.
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-10-20 07:20:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute kid , hope you hook him up for an account on Uber in a few years
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-20 07:16:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny, you can hardly see the black in him.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-10-20 07:14:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy crap, I want it! He's so warm and squishy looking! I want to squish him! In a non-violent way, of course.
Thanks for the compliment on my last post.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-20 07:11:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a naughty, naughty man!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-20 06:46:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now you get to make it a sibling because only children are weird.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-20 06:45:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<ejaculates>
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-20 06:43:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-20 06:42:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
That's not your baby, it doesn't have your big jew nose.
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That's so fucking mean and yet I'm laughing hysterically-dick
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-20 06:42:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's not your baby, it doesn't have your big jew nose.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-10-20 06:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You could have a harty barbeque out of that little fella.
Ribs anyone?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-20 06:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what a cute little bugger