Teh Hotness Part One: Christian Bale (5176 hits)
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Submitted by CookieLass (View user info) at 2005-10-20 09:17:45 EDT
Whether you wanted it or not, here it is. Sexy Collage #1, Christian Bale.
Full name: Christian Charles Phillip Bale
Height: 6'
Weight: 192
Some Trivia:
He's an accent addict. He has used a different accent/dialect in every movie he's appeared in (That's 30 since the year 1986)
His grandfather was a stunt double for John Wayne.
His first on-screen "role" was in 1983 in a commercial for Pac-man cereal.
Gloria Steinem is his stepmother (makes this naughty spread all the more satisfying, doesn't it, ladies?)
His birth mother was a circus dancer.
He dropped 63 pounds in 3 months for his role in The Machinist, then gained it all back in 60 days for Batman Begins.
Was accepted to, but did not attend, the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art, the London Academy of Music and Dramatic Arts, and the Central School of Speech and Drama at the age of 20.
Now, without further ado, I give you *drumroll* the sexy.
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Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-06-18 18:40:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-18 18:24:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
goddamn
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:36:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm glad you approve, Siren. Not sarcastically at all (honestly, I mean it), the approval of certain Uber-fems actually does mean something to me. I'm not ashamed to say it.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-11-17 15:23:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm starting to rate all of these now that I have time. I'd like you to know I approve.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-10-29 23:52:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would absolutely fuck this guy until I died of thirst, starvation, and exhaustion.
Submitted by smoke_in_my_lungs (user info) at 2005-10-23 21:14:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, he's a sexy man. Makes me want to turn the gay.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2005-10-22 17:25:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
He's cute, he's cute, but I've seen cuter.
Submitted by Lmarie22000 (user info) at 2005-10-22 15:27:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-22 10:10:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
done and done, Zoid. Those Kershner triplets should be fucking illegal. Either that or it should be mandatory that they have someone walk 15 feet in front of them, warning everyone that retardedly hot guys are approaching. That way, we all have time to get into good staring position. You know, so we don't hurt ourselves.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-10-22 02:08:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
a man should not be allowed to be that hot.
I nominate Andy Roddick for one of these
ooooh and the Karshner triplets
http://www.bletchley-park.com/images/karshner_triplets_111.html
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-10-22 01:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck, i never thought I'd pop a boner so hard, so fast, that it tore free and flew into the monitor...
but fuck, that monitor sex was good! I've never melted and burned like that before.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-21 19:52:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-20 14:27:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Definitely hot.
But he still scares
me from his role in
'American Psycho'
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PUSSY.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-21 19:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-20 15:40:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
I particularly like where in American Psycho, when he's banging that chick, he keeps checking himself out in the mirror to see how hot he looks while banging some chick...classic.
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The speech about Genesis and Phil Collins and Sseudio while interjecting commands for the girls' sexual positions - THAT was classic!
Submitted by coindon (user info) at 2005-10-21 04:57:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Phuzygish: trainspotting is a reference to the marks left on the arms of heroin addicts. tracks.. traintracks...
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-21 04:47:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Lucylou (user info) at 2005-10-20 17:20:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
And I vote Xcuses for next week...
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My fan club is beginning
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-10-20 23:07:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think Christian Bale is attractive, but when you put his picture next to Caulaincourt's, he seems a little less hot.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-10-20 21:13:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1142 hits?? Jeebus, that's more hits than my last four posts put together. That's it. New rule for Caesar: every future post comes accompanied by a collage of Christian Bale.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-10-20 21:12:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-20 12:39:13 (#)
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Thanks Caesar. I hadn't expected any backup from your corner, as I know your feelings on this (ie, it's all stupid crap)
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When did I say that? I mean, it is all crap, but I dont' recall ever saying that to you.
I honestly prefer a tasteful collage of sexiness to a blatant porn post with the heading "har har i luv pussy" or whatever. And since I'd would appreciate a collage of lady-hotness, I can't very well deride you for posting man-hotness. Fair is fair.
Plus, Christian Bale is ever so dreamy.
Submitted by WellFedEthiopian (user info) at 2005-10-20 20:46:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The best actor to play Batman. Seriously, what the hell were they thinking when they picked George Clooney?
Submitted by Lucylou (user info) at 2005-10-20 17:20:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
And I vote Matthew McConaughey for next week...
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-20 16:51:25 EDT (#)
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Agreed, Vicious. His blythe, off-the-cuff attitude is what took that movie to a higher level, making it more of a social commentary than just a great slasher.
The book made me throw up, though.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-10-20 16:25:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bale is ridiculous. His overt sarcasm in American Psycho was priceless.
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-10-20 16:18:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Its hard to calm myself with all this hotness!!!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-20 15:49:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
One of my favourite scenes, Jonny. The only better one is when he's commenting on Huey Lewis and the News (or is it Whitney Houston??) as he moonwalks across the floor to hide the axe he's about to kill his secretary with. Oh, and the whole running-naked-cover-in-blood-wearing-nothing-but-sneakers part. Or when he crams a kitten into the ATM slot.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-10-20 15:42:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-20 15:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I particularly like where in American Psycho, when he's banging that chick, he keeps checking himself out in the mirror to see how hot he looks while banging some chick...classic.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-10-20 15:23:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
he looks like zoolander in the very top right picture
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-20 14:28:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And I just noticed the picture of Caul.
Hilarious.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-20 14:27:54 EDT (#)
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It's time for you to do a blatant camwhore post specifically for me to steal images to hide in my Hotness posts. UBERSITE DEMANDS IT!!
Calm yourself, Girlw/aclue. I have some pictures of Matthew that will make your toes curl.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-20 14:27:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Definitely hot.
But he still scares
me from his role in
'American Psycho'
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-10-20 14:19:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Definitely Matthew!!!!!!
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-10-20 14:17:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my F'ing god the HOTNESS!!!!
More cookie more....
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-20 14:09:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's all I got...I think
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71000
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72147
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64953
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58584
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58766
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-20 14:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Caul... if you don't stop being funny and nice, I might fall in love with you, and I don't want to do that. You're the only boy that I have this kind of pure, crystalline hatred for. Don't take that away from me... please.
Meanwhile, link me to a couple more of your camwhores for hiding in future posts.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-20 13:51:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat on civilization. """
I know how you feel.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-20 13:48:44 EDT (#)
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He's already on the list, forensic. He'll be coming soon.
Phuzzy, I believe that picture is from a spread done on him for The Machinist, and in that movie he looks bruised up because he plays a man dying of insomnia. Fucking phenomenal movie. He's so incredibly underrated.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-10-20 13:44:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Take a look on Google at Guy Pearce (Aussie). See what you think. This is your project, but I think you might like Pearce's look.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-10-20 13:43:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How come he looks all beat up in the first one?
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-20 13:34:26 EDT (#)
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"He's hot no matter what, but I do so love a tall, lean man with not overly developed muscles. "
You have my agreement 100% right there, mama.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-10-20 13:32:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah! Bale. +2 for good taste!
Plus another +2 because of some of the reactions. I for one am sick and tired of seeing tits, vag, overly round female ass, penetration, jizz on the face, and so on. So it's amusing that some of the fellas are getting their dander up.
Back to Bale, he's a hottie alright but I've always found him more attractive when he isn't so muscular. He's hot no matter what, but I do so love a tall, lean man with not overly developed muscles.
Thanks for the yummy today!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-20 13:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tisn't fighting, Phuzzy, it's *discussion* apparently. I call it ruining my light-hearted and happy post, frankly.
They think they can stop me, but I won't let them.
NEXT WEEK: EWAN AND MATTHEW - MORE HOT THAN ANY ONE WOMAN CAN HANDLE ALONE.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-10-20 13:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And trainspotting. Although I still ahve to figure out what the hell a trainspotter actually is. That, and who ate my last Custard Cream.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-10-20 13:24:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's lots of fightingness here. I don't love that. But I do love you Ro, you and your muscled men.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-10-20 13:04:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-20 12:32:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
I mean I could post pictures of giant slathering cunts and title it "I love pussy, teh pussy I love" and that would be cool.
And I'm talking massive cunt, big enough so you could fit your noodle in there for that whole 'born again' experience.
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We've already seen Urbane's. I'm afraid of how you might try to top that.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-20 13:00:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
pfft. Everything is better than the Welsh. Except Tom Jones. He's the King of the Welsh, as well as my heart.
It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat on civilization. Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to get colonized by. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a shite state of affairs to be in, [Bertram], and all the [Welsh ridicule] in the world won't make any fucking difference!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-20 12:54:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-20 12:39:13 (#)
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Thanks Caesar. I hadn't expected any backup from your corner, as I know your feelings on this (ie, it's all stupid crap)
I love you Bertram. I'll add you to my "exceptions" list and won't make you cut your hair to be fantasised about.
Ebola, I already have a Jason, and he puts up with my crap like a champ. I refuse to endanger that by dumping him for you. Plus, you're not ginger, and he is, and well... that wins.
Berty... wait a minute... wtf do you *mean* "whilst Cookie is Scottish"... you taking potshots at my heritage, limey?
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I have a cunnilingus fetish, tell your friends.
I'm just saying the Scottish have had to put up with a lot of prejudice in their time.
What with being defeated by the English a million and one times and the reccesion and the fact that Scotland is practically a third world country.
And everything.
But you propsered in spite of your racial handicap. Well, you left anyway which puts you above the rest of your people. Ex-people.
I'm just kidding, Scottish Venison is the best. Far superiour to the Welsh at any rate. They are like a sub species.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-20 12:43:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Happy....happy? Honey Uber has no postitive or negative effect on my life. A better person, no I don't think so but its hard to judge because I'm pretty fucking awesome as it is. I do however get better everyday so I'll come by tomorrow and let you know how today as a whole worked out. So far as your crusade for the betterment of Ubersite for the female gender well good on you, but if you remove my comments isn't your post still filled with a male majority? Where are your women Cookie?
I'm not preaching dear, like I said I like the post. I just find it funny that when Cookie decides to take up a cause its noble and just and when someone else has something to say its 'preaching' and they are being 'asses.'
Don't compare me to Caul dear we are two different people one of whom you've put on your 'hot menz' post.
And who's calling names Cookie, I've called you nothing but nice things since the beginning of this.
I didn't ruin your post dear it will forever remain a spot in the memory of some random server somewhere. If I did ruin your day well I'm sorry that wasn't my intent. I wanted to comment and walk away as it is I thought that we may exchange with resorting to name calling.
I'm out...poopiehead.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-20 12:39:13 EDT (#)
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Thanks Caesar. I hadn't expected any backup from your corner, as I know your feelings on this (ie, it's all stupid crap)
I love you Bertram. I'll add you to my "exceptions" list and won't make you cut your hair to be fantasised about.
Ebola, I already have a Jason, and he puts up with my crap like a champ. I refuse to endanger that by dumping him for you. Plus, you're not ginger, and he is, and well... that wins.
Berty... wait a minute... wtf do you *mean* "whilst Cookie is Scottish"... you taking potshots at my heritage, limey?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-20 12:33:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-20 12:31:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Berty, no... I like impossibly tall, very slender men with swimmer's bodies... no thick muscle, just lean and toned. I hate facial hair, I hate long hair on boys (sorry Bertram) and I really love tattoos that peek out from under clothes. Jason has a half-sleeve on his right arm that turns me on to no end.
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I keep telling you I'm you're man. PLUS, I'm from Texas, PLUS, my name is Jason. Come'n Cookie! You know you want me!
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He's lying, he's really a fat, horrid, mexican with greasy long hair.
He's rich though.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-20 12:32:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whilst Cookie is Scottish, she shouldn't have to defend her post to this level. So she posted pictures of some bloke, big whoop. She could have posted pictures of giant splooging cocks and titled "I love teh cock, teh cocks I love" and that would be fair enough.
I mean I could post pictures of giant slathering cunts and title it "I love pussy, teh pussy I love" and that would be cool.
And I'm talking massive cunt, big enough so you could fit your noodle in there for that whole 'born again' experience.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-10-20 12:32:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You know, I have a hard time imaginging all this drama appearing on a post where a guy posted a collage of babes.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-20 12:31:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Berty, no... I like impossibly tall, very slender men with swimmer's bodies... no thick muscle, just lean and toned. I hate facial hair, I hate long hair on boys (sorry Bertram) and I really love tattoos that peek out from under clothes. Jason has a half-sleeve on his right arm that turns me on to no end.
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I keep telling you I'm you're man. PLUS, I'm from Texas, PLUS, my name is Jason. Come'n Cookie! You know you want me!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-20 12:22:19 EDT (#)
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Get off your high-horse, Hadley. I started calling you out for being an unrelenting jackass for no reason on OTHER people's posts long before you brought it to mine. You're just as sad and pathetic as any of the people you call sad and pathetic. Oftentimes, moreso.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-10-20 12:18:09 EDT (#)
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Isn't it funny how I became a pathetic loser after I stopped giving you +2s and playing Uber grabass on your posts?
Bottom line, your posts lately have been weak sauce. So have a lot of others. I don't say, "Hey, this person has tits, so I'll toss some +2s at them" and apparently that makes me a pathetic loser. You're entitled to your opinions, sugarpants, but don't get pissed when people in a public forum think it's crap and can point out instances where you're being hypocritical in their eyes.
You wanna rag on how I look? That's fine. You're entitled to your opinion on such things. I'll be above it and not mention how I think you look like a blimp with bad makeup. You want to make cutting comments about a lack of relationships in my life? Rock on, babydoll. I won't make cutting comments about how I think it's sad that your boyfriend was more interested in porn than fucking you regularly. I'll just leave my Worth reading (+0) and move on with my life.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-10-20 12:16:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OH MY GAWD!! I want his cock!
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Question;
What do women say to each other when they see teh hot guy?
Not normal women, but say a group of sociopaths locked in a mental institution...
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-20 12:15:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sweet jebus teh heat
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-20 12:08:16 EDT (#)
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Bam, if you *must* nit-pick to make your point, then FINE. This is not porn by Uber-standards. Happy now? Do you feel as though you're a better person now that you've taken something that was meant to be good clean fun and turned it into a platform for you to preach from? This post was made for fun. The girls on Uber rarely get a chance to band together in a positive light over anything. I was looking forward to this being an opportunity for us to show some solidarity, to have something where we could gossip and dish and make a good Thursday out of things without people feeling the need to come and shit all over it. I should have known better. The Carol Richards Morality Patrol just HAD to come camp on it. How about you go spout your holier-than-thous on one of the many many rape posts here? Or how about you go pontificate on the plethora of "women are whores and bitches and grasping cunts" posts? Surely THOSE authors don't mind if people call them names and act like asses. You're a jerk. Even CAUL could see the fun in this, and didn't have anything shitty to say. Thanks for completely ruining this post, assface.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-20 12:04:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-20 12:01:09 EDT (#)
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I don't need your +2's thanks, Jason.
Hadley, if you honestly take AIM conversations like that seriously, then I feel for you. I believe that I also offered to let circe make motorboat noises in my boobs, and at one point, Jason mentioned wanting to sex up Xcuses. There was a time when I didn't consider you a pathetic loser. But that's been over and done with for at least 2 months now, ever since you went on your latest bitch-and-moan campaign to leave snotty, rude, annoying comments on every single post you come across. Stop trying to be the internet zing-captain. You just come across as a stupid lump.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-20 11:58:41 EDT (#)
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Come on darlin, you know that pornography is a term left to wide interpretation. The ladies in the JCPenny catalogue may not be naked or attractive but if you think folks don't wack off to them you are mistaken. Come on honey your smarter than that.
As far as your rationale, 'I'm doing it because they're doing it' now that's just silly...tit for tat...monkey see monkey do...stooping to the level if you would.
Condescending, me? Surely you jest that card is not in my deck sweetie, I lack the intelligence to ever attempt to placate someone here on Uber site.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-10-20 11:52:55 EDT (#)
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Gloria Steinem is his stepmother (makes this naughty spread all the more satisfying, doesn't it, ladies?)
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Zing?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-10-20 11:48:36 EDT (#)
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So do you offer to smoke pot, naked, in a lot of "weird looking" mens' laps? Or am I special?
Don't forget, there were witnesses to that conversation....
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-20 11:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't condescend or attempt to placate me, Jason. Finding someone attractive does not make all pictures of them pornography. Porn is sexually explicit material. Pictures from Entertainment Weekly are not sexually explicit. My boyfriend gets Maxim and Stuff magazines constantly, and gets no fuss from me, because, while the spreads in those magazines are more risque than what I've posted, they aren't porn. He's not whacking off to them (so far as I know) or neglecting me for them. So why should I have a problem with them? Why should he have a problem with this? If photos like these are something you consider to be sexually explicit, then I feel for your mormon soul, because there's more skin in 20 minutes on primetime network television than there is here.
I didn't do this for heat, I did it because I got sick of the porn kings on this site and felt that the girls needed something of their own to look at. Call it what you want, but I'll call it evening the playing field.
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Bertram, I'll stop objectifying you when you cease to be so damnably stimulating. It really is shameful.
Anna, it's one for Ewan, one for Matthew. Somebody's going to have to pull the tie-breaker vote or else I'll have to unload 20MB of Ewan photos collected over the last 10 years of my obsession with him. It could crash Ubersite.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-20 11:44:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I will however give you a +2 if you post one of these on Berty....mmmmm....droools!
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-10-20 11:42:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*Drools*
Ewan McGregor next week please!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-20 11:42:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cookie, BadAss is right. I for one am sick of women objectifiying me as a sex object. I'm more than just a sex toy you know, I'm a dildo with feelings. I eat burgers, not batteries.
I'm not just a cock, I'm a human being.
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-10-20 11:42:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmmmmhmmmmmm...
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-20 11:41:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't be mad at me sweetie...you wanted heat and I'm just here to help.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-20 11:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:27:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
I found more than one nudie pic of him, but I promised no peen (girls who want the pics can e-mail me and I'll totally fork them over)
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No drama darlin, I responded to your post...that's what happens here...feel free to ignore me.
And you can stop with the explanations of whether this is porn or not...is he hot and are you looking him because of it...plain and simple.
It's cool, we're cool...hell I might flick my bean to this later I just don't agree that this is in no way hypocritical.
Carry on honey.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-20 11:34:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-10-20 11:25:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:27:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
I found more than one nudie pic of him, but I promised no peen (girls who want the pics can e-mail me and I'll totally fork them over)
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-20 11:15:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
This is not a "collection." This is a post. These pictures don't live on my hard drive any longer than the time it takes to turn them into a collage and hit "Submit."
So which is it? How can you fork over what you already deleted?
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it's called Google image search. They aren't hard to find... he waggles his peen quite often. Stop trying to act superiour, Hadley, you pathetic, lonely piece of crap. Go attempt to ruin your own relationships... oh wait. I forgot. You don't have any because you're weird looking and bitchier than a roomful of lesbians on the rag and nobody wants you. *weeps emo tear*
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-20 11:33:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:52:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
It's alright X. I know you only -2 them because you're heartbroken that you'll never have their cock in your ass. I won't hate you unless I catch you +2ing naked whores. Because then that's just stupid.
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No way, +2 naked whores is totally acceptable in my book (where I write all the rules) It's called a double standard and perfectly acceptable :)
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-20 11:31:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul writes: "We understand that you're a bitter ugly person :-)"
Not bitter and far from ugly, but good try
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-20 11:30:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This isn't porn, Bam. These are photos that have appeared in magazines like Vanity Fair, GQ, Entertainment Weekly and the like. As well as one or two still-shots from his movies. I'm also not using this to flick the bean over. I don't look at these pictures, get wet, and stuff my hand into my panties. I don't turn Jason down for any form of attention, sexual or otherwise, because I'm busy looking at shirtless pics of Christian Bale. I don't hide these pics from him because I know I'll get in trouble. He did, in fact, help me with it. He finds it childish but funny, and has an excellent time reading the reviews from the women. As soon as I can convince him to sign up on Uber, he'll throw in his own 2 cents on the subject. If I felt that I could be harming my relationship with him in any way by making these posts, then I wouldn't do it, plain and simple.
Stop trying to drum up controversy and drama in a place where there is none. Especially when there are SO many better places to do it.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-10-20 11:25:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:27:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
I found more than one nudie pic of him, but I promised no peen (girls who want the pics can e-mail me and I'll totally fork them over)
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-20 11:15:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
This is not a "collection." This is a post. These pictures don't live on my hard drive any longer than the time it takes to turn them into a collage and hit "Submit."
So which is it? How can you fork over what you already deleted?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-20 11:22:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cookie dear I'm not bitter honey. To think that I might be bitter over this...over Uber...Over YOU...come now let's act like grown ups.
Fact is I like the post, I like the series, and if I was gonna fuck a hairy ass it just might be Bale's. I just think it's hypocritical that YOU are the poster.
So far as posts of girls and the like, I challenge to find one that I have commented on where in the poster has spewed his personal feelings about his mate looking
looking at porn and then turned around and did the same thing.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-20 11:22:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"You don't know the first thing about myself or my boyfriend, or the sort of situation we've agreed to."
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I find the concept of you and your bloke agreeing to a 'situation' intruiging. Obviously none of my beeswax but should you decide to post about it I bet it'd get rave reviews.
Anyway, I support Scottish women's right to celebrate beauty. To not allow that would be like preventing a cripple from celebrating old sporting achievements.
Kind regards
Berty
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-20 11:20:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
anytime, forthewin. You're good people.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-10-20 11:17:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for the +2s, cookielass!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-20 11:15:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hee hee... travishamockery. Those were excellent commercials. Stop being bitter Bam. Technically, your tacky question doesn't deserve an answer, as it's ruining the mood of my post, but I'll do it anyway.
This is not a "collection." This is a post. These pictures don't live on my hard drive any longer than the time it takes to turn them into a collage and hit "Submit." I am also not using them for my own sexual gratification to the point where I neglect him. You don't know the first thing about myself or my boyfriend, or the sort of situation we've agreed to. Why is that? Because I haven't felt the need to tell you about it. And why is that? Because you're an Uberer, and therefore not trustworthy in my eyes. Sorry if you don't like it, but it's the truth. The few things that you *do* know about myself and my relationship with my boyfriend are nothing more than what I've posted openly. Go bitch about hypocrisy someplace else. Wah fucking crybaby wah to those of you who are cranky that I'm doing this. I don't see you on any of the posts with full-on naked porn women bitching about quality of posting and hypocrisy. Just mine. Shocking.
And to think that I even posted this first rattle out of the box so as not to push down quality posts that hadn't had their due, even though I know that mid-morning is the best time to post.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-10-20 11:10:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
.... And silence filled the air ....
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-20 11:02:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm wondering, now that you've perfected this heatwhoring travishamockery, how your 'porn' collection matches up with Jason's?
This place reeks of hypocrisy.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-20 11:01:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
<ejaculates>
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-20 11:00:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:45:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
sorry cookie- you know I love you but I did say that auto -2 for hot guys...hope you understand """
We understand that you're a bitter ugly person :-)
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-20 11:00:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:57:39 (#)
Ranking: 1
calm down calm down, I was only asking if I imagined that song or not.
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I've never heard it but there is...
Actually no, I'm not going to say it. It'll give too many clothes as to Super Bert's real identity.
Earn my trust, young man, and maybe I will grant you an email with all the knowledge you seek.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:57:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
calm down calm down, I was only asking if I imagined that song or not.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:56:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stop crying, Bertram. Tisn't manly.
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Men that don't cry suffer mini strokes and, ultimatly, serious erectile dysfunction.
I read that in National Geographic.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:42:52 (#)
Ranking: 1
What? cartoon? what cartoon?
You're confusing me now.
I just thought it was a bit of a coincidence I mean, if you're going to just pick some random word to be your nickname, Berty doesn't immediately spring to mind.
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Berty is an ace nickname.
It's better than DCWoody. What kind of name is that anyway? It's like an even nerdier version of that dork from Cheers.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:52:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Girls, I have 46 names on my list. FORTY SIX, MAN! That's alotta weeks. So some of these blokes are going to get doubled-up, because let's be honest... I won't stick with this for 46 weeks. I'll be lucky if I can keep it up for a full month.
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you can stop anytime now...you do know that the internet was made for horny men to look at the beautiful ladies right?
No? Well fuck me then!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's alright X. I know you only -2 them because you're heartbroken that you'll never have their cock in your ass. I won't hate you unless I catch you +2ing naked whores. Because then that's just stupid.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:51:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:57:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
sometimes that's the only thing that keeps me going, Wright.
Berty, no... I like impossibly tall, very slender men with swimmer's bodies... no thick muscle, just lean and toned. I hate facial hair, I hate long hair on boys (sorry Bertram) and I really love tattoos that peek out from under clothes. Jason has a half-sleeve on his right arm that turns me on to no end.
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Have you been stalking me with your ultra long telephoto lens Cookie?
I swear you just described me exactly. Seriously.
Anywho, plus 1- I don't mind admitting that bloke is good lookin'.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:49:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He does have a little bit of a lisp... but I'm weird. I love speech impediments. My boyfriend stutters, and I really honestly think that's why I'm horny all the time.
Stop crying, Bertram. Tisn't manly.
Girls, I have 46 names on my list. FORTY SIX, MAN! That's alotta weeks. So some of these blokes are going to get doubled-up, because let's be honest... I won't stick with this for 46 weeks. I'll be lucky if I can keep it up for a full month.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:46:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now I feel bad
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:45:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sorry cookie- you know I love you but I did say that auto -2 for hot guys...hope you understand
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:42:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What? cartoon? what cartoon?
You're confusing me now.
I just thought it was a bit of a coincidence I mean, if you're going to just pick some random word to be your nickname, Berty doesn't immediately spring to mind.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:40:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:37:04 (#)
Ranking: 1
Answer me Berty is that where your nomer is from?
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Not from some ghey cartoon or some shit, it's just my nickname.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:39:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:36:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
All hotness aside... doesn't he have a lisp?
I coulda sworn I heard a lisp in Batman
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He was actually born with a cleft pallete. Just goes to show that even the ugliest child can grow into beauty.
*flicks gorgeous silky hair over sturdy & manly shoulder*
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:37:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Answer me Berty is that where your nomer is from?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:36:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All hotness aside... doesn't he have a lisp?
I coulda sworn I heard a lisp in Batman
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:30:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
+0 Hypocrisy
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:30:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:19:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
Berty, it's not that I don't love you, it's just that I'm not *in* love with you.....
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*starts drinking gin*
Always shagging the bridesmaid, never the bride...
Still nevermind, in between the eating of fatty food and the pains in my chest and the smoking and the driving in the oncoming lane with no seatbelt it should all work itself out in the end.
*drinks more gin*
Nobody like my shoes...
*cries 40 year old spinster tears*
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:26:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Berty!!!!!!!!
you are from Birmingham!!!
BIRMINGHAM BERTY!!!!
Ha, Im not imagining that song am I? dead old really popular (in its day) song called Birmingham Berty?
Ha!
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:25:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:57:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
sometimes that's the only thing that keeps me going, Wright.
Berty, no... I like impossibly tall, very slender men with swimmer's bodies... no thick muscle, just lean and toned. I hate facial hair, I hate long hair on boys (sorry Bertram) and I really love tattoos that peek out from under clothes. Jason has a half-sleeve on his right arm that turns me on to no end.
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Dammit I was in there until the long hair and tatoos.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:19:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Berty, it's not that I don't love you, it's just that I'm not *in* love with you.....
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:15:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Berty, no... I like impossibly tall, very slender men with swimmer's bodies... no thick muscle, just lean and toned. I hate facial hair, I hate long hair on boys (sorry Bertram) and I really love tattoos that peek out from under clothes. Jason has a half-sleeve on his right arm that turns me on to no end.
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Stop trying to guess my damn name.
Sorry for thinking you liked fattys. It was just a weird feeling based on nothing but bollocks. As for your disliking of me and my manliness factor, well, that's your loss really. Although swimming is the best excersise. I haven't been swimming in ages and I love swimming. The water is so polluted around here though, it's horrible.
Anyway what I'm trying to say is DAMN YOU FOR NOT FINDING ME SEXUALLY APPEALING!
*cries big ghey hair tears*
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:15:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Guy is in Shape I'll give him that.
This was about to be a +1 and then I just thought of the scene in American Psycho when he's banging the two prostitutes posing in the mirror. I fucking love that scene it's hilarious.
Take a +2 and be proud.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:13:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jason Statham = English Bruce Willis
Submitted by Wrightcopy (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:05:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
It's fun to just completely forget about real life and think about the hotness that exists in the world. """
I'll take that as a backhanded compliment since I'm included in this.
*ego swells dramatically*
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Haha, yes, you can take that as a compliment. :)
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:12:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
careful, Caul, or else your head won't fit through the door anymore, and you'll have to stand outside with Apollo and his giant melon.
Hadley, go away. You're a sandy twat that's ruining the fun of this post. Take your eeyore-cloud and preaching someplace where it'll be appreciated, like the Urbane posts.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:05:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's fun to just completely forget about real life and think about the hotness that exists in the world. """
I'll take that as a backhanded compliment since I'm included in this.
*ego swells dramatically*
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-10-20 10:04:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
See Berty? She's not a chubby chaser, she's the chubby chased.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:57:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sometimes that's the only thing that keeps me going, Wright.
Berty, no... I like impossibly tall, very slender men with swimmer's bodies... no thick muscle, just lean and toned. I hate facial hair, I hate long hair on boys (sorry Bertram) and I really love tattoos that peek out from under clothes. Jason has a half-sleeve on his right arm that turns me on to no end.
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:54:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 Made me smile
+1 Made me smile twice.
Submitted by Wrightcopy (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:52:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:44:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, there's been an addition to the list as I watched Transporter last night... Jason Statham, how could I forget you? Sexy bald man...
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Oh yeah, that's right. I was going to go see The Transporter 2 just to watch him and hope that he randomly takes his shirt off like he did in the first. I swear, my eyes must have lit up the first time I saw him shirtless in that movie... <drools>
It's fun to just completely forget about real life and think about the hotness that exists in the world.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:51:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd go on a man date with Christian Bale.
What? He was Batman.
Submitted by Wrightcopy (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:50:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My vote goes to Matthew McConaughey. I love them both, but that man's got something about him that I absolutely love.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:44:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
If you really want to know what kind of boys I like, I'll tell you... but it's not going to be anything you'd pick up from the movie stars I'd shag.Real life and fantasy life are completely different, you know.
Oh, there's been an addition to the list as I watched Transporter last night... Jason Statham, how could I forget you? Sexy bald man....
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Let me guess, in real life you like big men with huge waists and a hearty appetite for chicken?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Manic, There is nothing wrong with a person celebrating their love for the opposite sex.
That's what the pope said anyway. Not that German dickhead, the REAL pope.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you really want to know what kind of boys I like, I'll tell you... but it's not going to be anything you'd pick up from the movie stars I'd shag.Real life and fantasy life are completely different, you know.
Oh, there's been an addition to the list as I watched Transporter last night... Jason Statham, how could I forget you? Sexy bald man....
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:41:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Bushy (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:39:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no batman, you suck.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:38:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:33:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
Stupid tab button being close to the caps lock... Chubby chaser, Berty? That had better be bad humour right there... this man is a vision!! A VISION I TELL YOU!! I never knew that a man could be so sexy in nothing but tennis shoes and blood until I watched American Psycho. *sigh heartflutter*
*prepares campsite*
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Of course Mr. Bale is not chubby. I thought that you liked chubby's that you liked them with a bit of meat on the bone, something to sink your fingers into, a big arse to slap, A bit of mass above you to fully piledrive you into the bed.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:36:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry Cookie, I'm not going to rate this positively.
And I'm disappointed that you had to drop to the "surfing the web with a raging hardon" guys' level.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:34:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The inclusion of Caul just makes one thing clear. Cookie wants to do him in the pooper.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stupid tab button being close to the caps lock... Chubby chaser, Berty? That had better be bad humour right there... this man is a vision!! A VISION I TELL YOU!! I never knew that a man could be so sexy in nothing but tennis shoes and blood until I watched American Psycho. *sigh heartflutter*
*prepares campsite*
Ladies! Next week... should it be Ewan McGregor or Matthew McConaughey? You decide!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:32:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Watch the movie Equilibrium. It contains one of my favorite movie scene. Mr. Bale here grabs some futuristic guard, breaks his wrist, his knee, his elbow and his face. Gratuitious violence is hilarious.
Submitted by Wrightcopy (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:30:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Youphoric (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:26:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you very, very much for this great way to wake up.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:29:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank-you cookie!!!!!!
...and for not putting up any pictures of him from The Machinist (ick).
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:29:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:28:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*gasp* CHUBBY CHASER!?!?!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:27:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:21:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh god I hate this shit. No really, penises (penii?) are just not as attractive as titties and ass. But, since you're a good sport here's a +2.
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There are no peens in this collage! Mind you... I found more than one nudie pic of him, but I promised no peen (girls who want the pics can e-mail me and I'll totally fork them over)
Caul: Not just you, but also M. Gouda. God I love hating you.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:27:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It has to be said that he is a superiour version of Tom Cruise. Not that Tom Cruise is bad, although I keep expecting shite from him. Your man Bale is a marvelous living prop and you have to wonder how he maintains his vision with the camera flying the fuck juice all over him, they just love him that much.
I'm surprised though Cookie, I thought you where a chubby chaser.
Submitted by Youphoric (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:26:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you very, very much for this great way to wake up. :o)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:24:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a star, baby!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:23:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YES
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:22:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think that guy looks like a goof ball.
He definitely scratches his ass and smells his hand.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:22:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm straight and all, but Christian Bale is a good-looking motherfucker.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:21:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh god I hate this shit. No really, penises (penii?) are just not as attractive as titties and ass. But, since you're a good sport here's a +2.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:20:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
+2 for Caulaincourt
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-20 09:18:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm