somebody slipped me some acid last saturday (674 hits)
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Submitted by vagrantuallyvagabondafied <nahnoneofit.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-10-20 18:58:00 EDT
i was at a party with my fairly new but good friend and his firends last saturday in a fairly rough part of town. i usually keep to myself in these situations until somebody or something presents itself as interesting. i was standing in the kitchen and a group of guys came up to me and one of them piped up and said "sorry dude but im still trying to figure out where, or when, youre from."
i assumed he was making refrence to my clothes, people tell me i have an eighties kinda style or some shit, i just like tight pants and my leahter jackt is all.
after a while of talking to him this short built guy with curly blonde hair, bug eyes and a flannel on walked slowly over to me until he was about an inch from my nose and yelled "HI, what is YOUR name?"
before i could finish saying "will" he interrupted me saying "WILL? YOURE NAME IS WILL? ITS WILL?, THATS WHAT YOUR NAME IS ITS WILL?"
i didnt say anything for a while, i know how these intiation things go and i was pretty high already. i swear that just looking at the guy made me more fucked up then i was.
about an hour later or so im guessing i was sittin on a couch adjacent to the chair this mad man, larry his name was, was sitting in. he was drinking a cup of what looked like liquor and offered it to me, i downed it and it tasted like wine, but without the alcohol. i shrugged and went about my business.
everrytime i looked over at the guy he would catch me in a staring contest until he found it oppurtune to finally let out his now becoming signature move, slowly seperating his lips into a grin and letting out the most ridiculously funny laugh, like stevo from jackasses laugh but more genuine. everyitme he did it i couldnt help but laugh hysterically back.
after a while i realized that this guy was weirding me out alot more then i thought was normal,
im a weird bastard myself and usually would be in his position, harassing nervous looking people.
all of the sudden he started to look like one of those hologram picture things, where one thing in the picture looks like its three d where everything else isnt. i did sort of a double take and blinked my eyes really hard and my vision slowly came back after the blink with a more then normal amount of little spots you get from looking at a light bulb. i realized i was tripping.
i turned to my firend next to me to tell him what was up and i couldnt even talk, i felt long slimy tendrils breaking apart in my mouth as i tried to speak and again felt the gaze of the weird guy in the chair on my back. i turned to look back at him and he was all pressed up into the chair with his hands locked in front of his shins holding his legs up making himself into a little ball. as soon as i turned aruond andlooked ar him he burst out laughing, which mae everyone else in the room laugh. this mnade me really paranoid and i realizd that i had been vambusled. i was trippin on god knows what for who knows how long. now i enjoy shrooms alot but this was different.
i cante ven begint o explain the shit i saw/realized between then and seven thrirty the next morning when i finally started to come down. the bestpart was nobody would tell me what i was on. the guy stuck to his story of not knowing what i was talking about. when i came down i looked online to find out what acid does to you and surmised that thats what i had been given.
the novelty of tripping out of nowhere not knowing i was going to wqas the best part of the experience, whilst my lack of a good solid hold on my motor skills for a few days after the worst.
if you ever get a chance to slip someone acid, DO IT theyll thank you later
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Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2005-10-25 22:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Learn to spell fuckwad.
Submitted by Faidel (user info) at 2005-10-20 23:55:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Decent story, but plz spell check.
IF you use firefox look for the extension named "Spellbound"
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-10-20 22:52:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you sure it wasnt some dick they slipped ya?
Submitted by brokenlizard534 (user info) at 2005-10-20 22:23:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
liek omfg teh acid
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-10-20 22:12:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Um dood, run a spell check over your work before posting and um, do you know what a capital letter is? I gave up reading it.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-20 20:59:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Too bad it wasn't battery acid.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-20 20:52:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I would've rather watched paint dry than waste
the minute that it took me to read this.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-20 20:42:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha. Fucked up.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-10-20 20:24:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You did go through the effort of typing. I'll give you that. Don't do drugs either, suck dicks!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-20 19:22:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Marriage? Been there, done THAT.
How bout some meaningless and long lasting (i.e. 4 minutes worth) fucking instead?
Submitted by starshine (user info) at 2005-10-20 19:16:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SHLONGY MARRY ME.
i like the tendrils part, but acid? nope.
Submitted by The_Last_Prophet (user info) at 2005-10-20 19:13:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good... Got a little lost at the end when you said something about "Motor Skills". But, what the hell! Something like that happened to me once. Except, I went to sleep at a surprising hour and when I woke, my ass and jaws hurt something horrible!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-20 19:12:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You ate the acid?
Dammit, I meant for you to eat the rat poison, Wanker.