Something about Puke (591 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.79 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Erik Kuhn <gokukuhnerik.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-10-20 19:21:12 EDT
It was a day like any other. I was hanging out with my friends at lunch. Suddenly a mad chinaman charged at me from the restroom. I jumped to my right and he plowed into my friend, Mark, that was behind me. He big into Mark's flesh and ripped off the skin. Blood sprayed everywhere. The startled Mark Chen was so shocked that he didn't even scream. I leaped for the madman and tackled him to the ground. I pounded my fists into his head until it was a bloody pulp and I was just beating the ground. Everyone ran towards us to see what had happened. Kids were throwing up left and right causing more people to become sick and barf. Pretty soon the whole ground was covered in the puke. People tried to run, but slipped on the puke. I couldn't find one person that wasn't covered in puke. Everyone looked the same. This brought happiness to my heart because nobody could determine what race you were. I learned that everyone is the same even though they're different. It was a nightmare, kids were pushing and hitting eachother to get out of the way. Some kids got trampled on and died. I couldn't believe my eyes. Watching this, I forgot all about my friend in pain. I turned my attention to him and found that he was lying in a pool of blood. He wasn't moving. I checked his pulse, but there was nothing. In anger I charged into the crowd of people and started throwing punches and kicking. I grabbed what I thought was a girl, ripped open the ass, and stuck my dick in it. The puke served as a good lubricant. The crowd started to dissipate but a group stayed to watch me fuck the girl. I gave her the best dicking she'd probably ever get in her whole life. I pulled my dick out of her ass and rubbed it on her face and tits. When it was time to unleash my load of cum, I aimed my dick at her eyes and let it go. The group applauded. I went home and took a large shit on my mom's face. I know she enjoyed it because she was screaming at the top of her lungs with happiness. THE END.
User Reviews
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-10-20 22:44:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF im not reading all that.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-10-20 22:25:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fucktard
Submitted by brokenlizard534 (user info) at 2005-10-20 22:24:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i need paragraphs damnit.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2005-10-20 22:19:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-10-20 22:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Where you dropped on your head as a baby?
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-10-20 22:08:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Didn't you learn the first time, master of the shit-balls?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-20 21:30:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Piss poor is all I can call it.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-10-20 20:55:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No paragraphs give me a headache. Suck-on-dis-a-one-time! Oh snap! Cowabunga dudes!
Submitted by Cam (user info) at 2005-10-20 20:32:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
so wrong on so many different levels
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-10-20 20:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-20 19:24:30 (#)
Ranking: -1
This is horrible. Even 'I' write
better than this and that's not
saying much.
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Submitted by monsieurstabby (user info) at 2005-10-20 19:43:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
gross
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-20 19:34:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
...makes me puke.
Submitted by starshine (user info) at 2005-10-20 19:26:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're an ass cookie.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-20 19:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This is horrible. Even 'I' write
better than this and that's not
saying much.