my friend potato! (861 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.65 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by sic (View user info) at 2005-10-20 20:39:29 EDT
Sooo lyyk OMG! I sore this potato and it was soo funny, it was like "hi im a potato" LOL! OMG CAN YOU BELIEVE IT. The silly potato talked to me and it wasss funny! Hehe! I luv me a potato cuz they are nice and yummy lolz! I fink you should know that I love them potatos loL! They are my friends they like me and they talk to me. unlike other people whoz laugh at me, but not potatos! They r my friendz! Hehe!
So me and my friend potato decided to goto a night club because I don't have any friendz except a potato! So he came wif me and we were trying to pickup chicks and it worked because he's so smooth he's the hell player potato from naaam. he's so neat all the girls wanted to sleep wif him im so jellous of my potato but I don't hate him because we r friends bestest friends as friends can be.
My mummy sayz I should get sum reaal frendz but lyk OMG I dont fink I need any because potato is the beststest buddy in the world. One time I was at home wif my friend the potato and we were drinking and I started to touch him because I was feeling a bit norty! He was like OMG at first!! HEHE... but then we started making out LOL! it was the most sexual night of my life! I bet your frienzzz don't do that wif you!!! maby you should talk to a potato tooo! Here's a poem:
I love my potato, he's really neat,
I love my potato, he says I'm a meat HEHE
When your felling sad, he don't get mad,
He's glad and finks your rad!
If your heart is broken and needs to mend,
Buy a potato and he'll be your friend!
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Submitted by NewGuy08 (user info) at 2008-07-29 16:29:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by PommyTom (user info) at 2006-12-18 23:35:53 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-08 09:53:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:56:33 (#)
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in fact, here's another cause highvoltage rocks
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:56:33 EST (#)
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in fact, here's another cause highvoltage rocks.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:50:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
For your 3 retal hits, I will do the same.
Submitted by monsieurstabby (user info) at 2005-10-20 23:43:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Potatos are for eating. Damn good, too.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-10-20 23:42:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
stoopid.
Submitted by Snuffleupagus (user info) at 2005-10-20 23:27:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Ditto el articulo" [sic]
-Snuffy
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-20 22:39:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This was [not] a good post.
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2005-10-20 22:30:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ART alright.. A.R.T! can you not see a classic?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-10-20 22:23:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Razor blades are now delicious AND nutritious!
Submitted by brokenlizard534 (user info) at 2005-10-20 22:22:55 EDT (#)
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fuck no.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-10-20 22:19:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2005-10-20 22:17:16 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-20 22:16:45 EDT (#)
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And to think: You've rated others with negative ratings.
The irony in that is just astounding.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-10-20 22:09:54 EDT (#)
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He's glad and finks your rad!
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You realize that there's a guy on this site called Rad, right? And that you just defiled his name?
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2005-10-20 21:47:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow i liked this story!
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-10-20 21:43:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wow. you tried hard didn't you?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-20 21:01:49 EDT (#)
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godammit this broke the AOL translator
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-10-20 20:56:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
22222. Or in this case, -22222.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-20 20:51:47 EDT (#)
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"HEHE... but then we started making out LOL! it was the most sexual night of my life! "
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You had sex with a potato? You old spud fucker, you. . .
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-20 20:48:40 EDT (#)
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Can you like, try write normal?
I know that must be a stretch
but give it a try.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-10-20 20:46:10 EDT (#)
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Did anyone else hear Balki from "Perfect Strangers" reading this?