So yesterday. (548 hits)
Category: PoliticsRating: -1.06 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Starshine (View user info) at 2005-10-20 22:21:04 EDT
Yesterday I met my uncle for the first time. His name is Shawna so I wasn't too sure what to think, but when I saw his picture on the Massachusetts State Prison website I just knew I had to meet him in person. We had a few conversations on the phone, but you know as well as I do that there's no business like showbusiness. I hopped onto the bus and flew the fourteen miles to the post office. After the leprachaun led me threw his labyrinth to the land of all that is Gumdrop-ful, I saw Shawna.
I know what you're thinking, this makes no sense. Oh but it does, you just have to keep reading.
When I saw his jello-pot I really got suspicious that he was working for you know who (and no I'm not talking about Dumbledore). You see, when he took off his cloak the sunshine clearly scorned his mother. I'll never know why he did that to this day but you can't always reason with black penguins, especially the aardvarks of the sea, you know? I learned that the hard way last summer.
Happy birthday!
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Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-12-14 07:43:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This was random for the sake of being random.
You should write more stuff like that Pandora post of yours. That was pretty good.
Submitted by IntangibleHands (user info) at 2005-12-14 07:39:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This made me giggle like a little schoolgirl.
Submitted by jollydodger (user info) at 2005-10-30 13:11:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Too mediocre to be bad. You're just taking the piss.
Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-10-30 12:59:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
just a step below "meh". congrats.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-10-21 01:00:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I dont trust penguins, never trust someone in a dinner suit.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-20 23:58:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I knew I needed to puke. This did it.
Submitted by Snuffleupagus (user info) at 2005-10-20 23:24:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You tried waaay too hard, but your -1 was because gumdropful does not require a hyphen.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2005-10-20 22:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i want to make fuck to hillary duff
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-10-20 22:50:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-10-20 22:50:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what in the holy name of FUCK was that?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-20 22:38:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was actually really good until it got all ridiculous. You should try writing a serious piece, because this had a lot of potential.
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2005-10-20 22:37:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's day time here
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-10-20 22:36:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Night time on Uber, when the losers come out to play!
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2005-10-20 22:35:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
rubbish... simply insluting to the human interlect
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-10-20 22:32:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
didnt hillary duff write this?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-20 22:23:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Swing. Miss.
Submitted by starshine (user info) at 2005-10-20 22:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yay here come the -2dies
Submitted by starshine (user info) at 2005-10-20 22:22:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i MEANT to say it.
Submitted by starshine (user info) at 2005-10-20 22:21:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck i can't believe i said threw. oh well.