Do you like my butt? (1313 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -1.42 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Erik Kuhn <gokukuhnerik.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-10-20 23:19:15 EDT
My dog walked up to me as I was jacking off the other day. He started licking his chops. I thought this was an invitation for me to stick it in his mouth. I had never gotten sucked off by a dog before and I thought it would be fun.
I shoved my slimy, smegma covered dick into his mouth and rammed back and forth. He yelped and tried to get away but I held him still. It felt sooooo good. My big, throbbing penis was almost too big for his little mouth. I continually slammed the back of his throat with my penis.
After about 5 minutes of this, It was time to unleash my load. It came out with amazing force. The cum flowed out of his mouth and dripped all over the floor. I let my dog lick it all up.
It was an experience unlike any other. Better than a pussy. I highly suggest you try it with your pet.
User Reviews
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-10-21 17:18:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
gay...
Submitted by hoojAmAphut (user info) at 2005-10-21 15:52:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Damn it, my name is Erik, you're giving us a bad name asshole
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-10-20 23:53:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
my dog would anally rape you if he ever met you
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-10-20 23:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bestiality is a crime. You will hear a knock on your door soon. It will be men in uniforms who will put you into a nice warm cell with a large black guy called bubba. He will be very freindly.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-20 23:41:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-20 19:24:30 (#)
Ranking: -1
This is horrible. Even 'I' write
better than this and that's not
saying much.
Method give it a rest already.
It is making it hard to keep
up with all of you.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-20 23:41:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh wow! I almost forgot: ONE POST PER DAY, ASSWIPE!!!!!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-20 23:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No talent, no class, no brain.
Why don't you write something we can read
in the church of our choice? Like maybe
the Uber Tabernacle. Not all of us are
bullshit freaks. -2 DIE!!
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-10-20 23:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH ALL THESE NEW CUMMERS?
fuck pussies. not dog mouth. you could get a fungus.
dog's eat shit. usually their own, but sometimes other
dogs shit as well. you're shock value intrigued me
however. why didn't you kill him in the story if you
wanted to go that far?
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-10-20 23:32:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was going to rate this negatively, then I realized that you write higher quality material than most of the MVA.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-10-20 23:24:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you just killed santa claus.
you asshole.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-10-20 23:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Really original for this place
Submitted by Snuffleupagus (user info) at 2005-10-20 23:22:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+2 for recognition of the smegma peoples of America.
-1 for stupidity.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-10-20 23:20:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sorry