My Weekend Adventure! (552 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.96 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Erik Kuhn <gokukuhnerik.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-10-20 23:38:37 EDT
This weekend was a weekend like any other. I went to my friends house where i would stay for two whole days and have good times. Another friend came over. We had good times.
Suddenly the Power Rangers came on TV and the other friend got an urge to fight! The friend would throw a blanket on me so i couldn't see and he would punch me. This went on for a few hours. I didn't mind. But as it continued, i kept getting angrier and angrier until i finally challenged him to a fight to the death! It was a battle that would go down in history.
I threw a punch and got him in the neck. That really got him angry. A roundhouse kick came towards my face. I ducked and made his balls meet my fist. A sharp cry flew out of his mouth. Along with that sharp cry came an energy blast to my head. It was so fast i barely had time to dodge it. All the hair on my head was sizzled to a crisp. This really got my blood boiling. i grabbed him by the neck and he did the same in a blur of motion so fast that a human wouldn't be able to follow it with their eyes. We both had eachother in our deathgrips.
We started kneeing eachother, but every time our knee strikes canceled eachother out. this went on for 10 minutes. During those 10 minutes, i had an epiphany. I found out how to use my locked up powers. I transformed into smoke and started suffocating him. He grabbed a vacuum and sucked me up. I transformed into acid and melted through the floor. i then changed back to my natural form.
I pulled out my dick and gave him a golden shower. LOL. My new powers allowed me to pwn his ass, but he was somehow unbreakable.
We fought for 10 hours until the other guy died from holding in his shit too long. I was the champion. THE END.
User Reviews
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-10-21 17:40:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
On second thought, you have real issues with paragraphs don't you?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-10-21 17:39:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I didn't read it. I'm very sorry.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-10-21 17:39:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I laughed at this, but you definitely suck.
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-21 17:29:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
GO AWAY ALTERS GOD FUCKING DAMNIT IM SO SICK OF THIS SHIT
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-21 15:49:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
something tells me you're the Pink Ranger...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-21 09:54:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-10-21 09:45:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow. I haven't heard anyone refer to the power rangers in about 8 years.
There is a fucking reason for that.
They sucked.
And so did this post.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-21 07:53:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually laughed at this as well,
if you aren't some asshole alter, try breaking up the text so that people can read it without
requiring lasek surgery after.
Good Post.
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-10-21 03:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually laughed at this
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-10-21 00:26:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and now, for some originality:
-2DIE!
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-10-21 00:12:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You need to use paragraphs (consider your reader) please refrain from using LOL in posted stories (its just, well, silly). Try and make your story entertaining if that fails post pics of naked chiks.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-21 00:04:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*retaliatory*
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-21 00:03:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You, chump, are an alter. Retaliatiry -2s show your
lack of brains. Bart hates pukes like you. . .
Submitted by brokenlizard534 (user info) at 2005-10-20 23:55:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
STOP POSTING
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-20 23:47:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck. Your mother sucks. You and your whole family eat shit.
Why do alters think we can't see them? Only a gutless moron
with a terminal disease would post as an alter. Go home
and fuck yer Granny, you brainless fuckstick. Die. Die. Die.