MMMM Chicken (579 hits)
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Submitted by EvolvedChicken (View user info) at 2005-10-20 23:49:27 EDT
I'll admit it. This post sucks. I got bored, and I haven't posted in a while. Unless you really wanted to read this, just get out of this article.
So, it was a Saturday night, and I was bored, so I decided to visit my good buddy named Brian. We share a lot of the same opinions and we tend to get into intelligent conversations whether about religion or politics, and I've been able to learn a lot from him. He will soon be posting on Ubersite since I introduced it to him.
Alright, I'll just go on with the story. So, we both live in different school districts. Thus, we go to different schools. Brian shared with me a story about while he was at his school; there was a group of black people who decided to commit random acts of violence against a few white people. Someone got their teeth knocked out and someone got bloody, but everything was alright later since someone called the police and the blacks ran away.
So this gave me an idea. I am now going to carry chicken jerky with me wherever I go in case this event ever happens around me. That way, I'll be able to randomly throw it and everyone will stop to eat the chicken. So, Brian decided to act this out, and said "Here, negro, have some chicken." Sure, he thought the idea was stupid. But what if we have a group of Hindus committing random acts of violence against the white folk? What will we do? Give them beef jerky? They'll kill us and then pray for the dead cows that were consumed by the white devil!
The point is meat solves all problems.
Now that I've been rambling on and making this one of my worst posts ever, I'll say something a little smarter.
Adam Carolla, The Colbert Report kicked your show in the crotch.
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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-10-21 17:29:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You're introducing a friend of yours to uber?
God damnit!
(Not -2 because Adam Carolla's show munches my taint.)
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-10-21 06:36:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm a chicken addict. I swear my baby's gonna come out with a bloody beak at this rate.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-10-21 03:25:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Did you see Bill O'Reilly's appearance on The Daily Show? He got PWNED, bitch! PWNED!
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-10-21 00:27:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-10-21 00:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Chickens dont urinate.
Submitted by Snuffleupagus (user info) at 2005-10-21 00:04:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pretty much... You'd get +1 for my love for you, but you have yet to reply to my article on the main page, so that's -1.
Submitted by EvolvedChicken (user info) at 2005-10-20 23:57:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't worry. I'll work on making a better post.