Things that excited me when I was a kid (533 hits)
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Submitted by DrBenway (View user info) at 2005-10-21 03:57:24 EDT
Lego
Riding my bmx and making jumps in the park near my house
Lollies
Eating milo out of the can
Saturday morning cartoons
Birthdays and christmas
Spaghetti bolognese
Sports day at school
Choose your own adventure books
Fishing
Going on holidays
Staying up late
Watching r-rated movies
Summer generally
Money
Lighting fires
Pretending I was a soldier with my cousin
girls
I'm sure the list is much longer than this. It seems to have shortened considerably as I grew up unfortunately. e.g. lighting fires with girls while watching (now x-rated) movies with spaghetti bolognese in my hair.
P.S. list concept stolen from a book I'm reading. I can't remember the title, but it's good.
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Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-12-26 01:31:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
grumble grumble... regreting my own lost youthful innocence... gunmble grumble...
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-12-26 01:23:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
There was a concept to this list?
It looks like a regular list to me... did I miss something?
Submitted by Kova22 (user info) at 2005-10-21 14:22:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dumbass American doesn't know what Milo is!!
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-10-21 14:09:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
>>>Eating milo out of the can
So, who was Milo?
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-21 14:07:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-21 04:31:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
I was raised in poverty so the only things that excited me where throwing rocks at heroin addicts, rape and cheap gags about cancer.
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that's rich
no pun intended
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-10-21 13:51:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Seriosuly, where's the porn nowadays? I liked sitting on rusty poles, now I like sitting on girls' faces, impaled on rusty poles.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-10-21 05:39:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
girls
So they don't excite you anymore?
faggot
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-10-21 05:32:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For legos alone.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-21 05:27:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I remember purposely running into girls boobies with my elbows or any part of the body I could get away with as an 'accident'
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-21 05:15:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You see I'm just too nice.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-21 05:15:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know what excited me as a kid? Climbing the rope in PE and having my nuts masaged by a water jet.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-21 04:42:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So which came first, the legos or the girls?
Maybe not quite as exciting of a dabate as the chicken or the egg but...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-21 04:31:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry I rated incorrectly. I hate nostalgia.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-21 04:31:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was raised in poverty so the only things that excited me where throwing rocks at heroin addicts, rape and cheap gags about cancer.