If it wasn't 5:30AM then I wouldn't be calling you! (518 hits)
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Submitted by Da MagnificAnt Dyldo <lordofduct.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-10-21 05:36:46 EDT
I'm sorry, but I am drunk right now.
Just got home from the clubs and I don't know what the hell I am doing. I think I am just really bored.
I just called some random slut and woke her up to tell her she is a rancid cunt... she likes me.
I went to some fetish show last week and had an orgy with 2 other guys and 2 hot chicks... it was fun. I also had 6 guys and some odd amount of girls grab my dick. While in a cage dancing with a friend of mine we had this couple masturbate her and I. That was fun.
I advise you to never go to a fetish show.
This evening I spent 60 dollars I don't have. My bank account was at -4 dollars when I left home... I don't want to know where it is at now.
Tomorrow is my friends birthday party at this kid Dave's house. I haven't seen him in years as he has been in Germany with the AirForce. I didn't really get along with him years back... he is a pyro. I will get drunk and feel up random girls and guys.... I'm gay like that.
My birthday is in less then 2 weeks. November 2nd to be exact; my friends are bringing me to see Depeche Mode for my birthday. YEY!
My head really hurts right now and no one is in IRC. To bad for you all because that means I am here to bother YOU! Oh dear, my cats are hungry. Crap... I really am gay because I own cats. That sucks. Where is there some cock for me to suck so I can start making up for time lost of pretending to be strait.
I am a whore... I fuck WAY to many girls... way to many. Oh shit, my crotch itches.
scratcha scratcha itch moan scratcha scratcha
that feels so much better!
In highschool I actually had a crush on a guy. I thought he looked like Robert Downey Jr., then one time at this party we all went skinny dipping. It was a butt load of us. Sometime during it I was talking with Roberta and Robyn when Sean came up behind me butt naked and hugged me from behind. I could swear Christians would have mistakened me for Jesus as I walked across water with my long hair.
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Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-10-22 09:27:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-10-21 11:08:29 (#)
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Your bank account is at $-64....duuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrr!
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There is something called over draft fees. So it would be at...
-132 USD
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-10-21 11:08:29 EDT (#)
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Your bank account is at $-64....duuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrr!
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-10-21 08:45:12 EDT (#)
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now it is time to run off and do my errands and work for the day...
ugh
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-10-21 08:44:16 EDT (#)
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I just woke back up.
I don't remember writing this really, but you know what; I don't think it is really that bad for being written while totally oblitterated.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-10-21 08:29:27 EDT (#)
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Oh, and this post was only so-so.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-10-21 08:28:37 EDT (#)
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It's not so much that there's too much gayness in this (for 8:28 in the morn), although there most certainly is (OMG YOUR A HOMOFOBE GRR -2DIEZORRR).
It's really just this snippet: "we had this couple masturbate her and I."
I'm cool with you having sausage for dinner, but using "I" when you should use "me"--that's fucking gay.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-21 08:15:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You seem like you'd be a wicked lot of fun to hang out with, if I were drunk and high out of my mind on cocaine.
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-10-21 07:54:16 EDT (#)
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where do you live?
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-10-21 07:00:09 EDT (#)
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Well done i spose. No content though.
Submitted by insanedoc (user info) at 2005-10-21 06:44:34 EDT (#)
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Haha, gotta love the homos.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-10-21 06:40:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-21 06:38:28 EDT (#)
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Too much homo for my tastes.
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-10-21 06:05:49 EDT (#)
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XCuses: I do not have a boyfriend... actually I have never had any relation with a man.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-21 06:03:59 EDT (#)
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The mixture of conceit and self deprecation is off, but...
I dunno. There's something endearing about you sonny, like an aggressive ninja kitten.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-21 05:54:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-10-21 05:48:20 (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-21 05:42:05 (#)
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I don't know what to do with this. On one hand, you like guys, which doesn't really do it for me, on the other hand, well.....you like guys- sicko
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You are a bit judgemental. Are you a homophobe. Tell you what, I'll kick your ass and then tell everyone you had your ass beat by a fag... how do you think that will do for your reputation.
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I'll give you the address and we'll see how things turn out. Be careful what you wish for internet tough guy
and good luck with your boyfriend. I'm not judgemental, it's just too early in the morning for me to stomach this content-sorry!
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-10-21 05:50:44 EDT (#)
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It's what i do, I make women look and feel beautiful.
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-10-21 05:49:38 EDT (#)
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oh yeah... I should of said
SPT
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it is still technically my thursday as I work graveyard shift...
SPT
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-10-21 05:48:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-21 05:42:05 (#)
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I don't know what to do with this. On one hand, you like guys, which doesn't really do it for me, on the other hand, well.....you like guys- sicko
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You are a bit judgemental. Are you a homophobe. Tell you what, I'll kick your ass and then tell everyone you had your ass beat by a fag... how do you think that will do for your reputation.
Bitch
sorry, sorry, I just wow...
scratcha scratcha
damn these crabs!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-21 05:47:48 EDT (#)
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uh minus 64?
i have had the worst morning ever
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-21 05:42:05 EDT (#)
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I don't know what to do with this. On one hand, you like guys, which doesn't really do it for me, on the other hand, well.....you like guys- sicko
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2005-10-21 05:41:57 EDT (#)
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+2 for being amusing and proud to be bi
-1 for random drunk ramble
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-10-21 05:41:34 EDT (#)
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+2 for the confession. A butt load of naked swimming guys. Choice words