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Let me fuck with your eyesight a little (NGFE) (962 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 1.69 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by DC'CaptionContestWinner'Woody (View user info) at 2005-10-21 09:42:16 EDT


Firstly doesn't this message
'Bart, I'll give you $2 for every Urbane message you DON'T put on the uberboard.'

Count as an Urbane message?



Secondly I haven't been doing 'Woodys news' for ages (not that anyone cares), purely because I can't find any items that could be jammed into the headline 'The Germans are coming'.

I mention this because of the piece I read on BBCI entitled 'Zombie worms found off Sweden'

I'll let you imagine your own story.



NGFE stands for not good for eyes, some is quite simple confusing things, most of it moves.

Although being a jpeg, it cant move.




itsALIVE!!!!!.JPG (487 kB)

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Submitted by ledastwins (user info) at 2005-12-30 15:19:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ouchy

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-12-30 15:02:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I wandered away and then came back to my desk and this post was up. I don't know why so here is a +2.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-30 14:47:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I liked this post.

I didn't get that symbol from here though, I got it from google image search.

Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-10-21 15:43:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wtf?

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-21 14:27:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-21 10:06:55 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-10-21 09:47:08 (#)
Ranking: 1

My head asplode.


Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-10-21 10:32:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Arrrgggh! The pikchas is moving!!!1111llllooollll

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-21 10:26:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ha ha

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-10-21 10:18:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey, I bet I can get the green things to turn more full circles than you! Mine have already turned 3 times!

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-10-21 10:16:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WTF MY EYES

I GOTS ABOUT 6 FEAT BEFOR I CULD REED IT. R MI EYEZ BAD?

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-21 10:15:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I like the green circles, and the white and brownsquare/circles.

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-21 10:06:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-10-21 09:47:08 (#)
Ranking: 1

My head asplode.


Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-21 10:06:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Make it stop!?!?!?! ARRRRGGGHHHHHH

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-21 09:59:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by nya_nyo (user info) at 2005-10-21 09:48:10 (#)
Ranking: 1

Thanks, I was worried that I wouldn't be able to rate this after the grand mal seizure I just had

Submitted by alas_me (user info) at 2005-10-21 09:52:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

When i read NGFE i thought i wonder what that stands for maybe its Not Good For Eyes and i was right

+2 for me predicting you

Submitted by nya_nyo (user info) at 2005-10-21 09:48:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Thanks, I was worried that I wouldn't be able to rate this after the grand mal seizure I just had

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-21 09:48:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thanks for the migrane.
Like my hangover wasn't enough.

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-10-21 09:47:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

My head asplode.


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