in the other car (461 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.5 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Bushy (View user info) at 2005-10-21 11:18:12 EDT
My first exam is in five days. My second exam is in five days and a morning. That morning is filled with another exam. I am here on a Friday night, pissed as a cunt, ready to party. This will be my first drunk uber post, and I hope you love it. I am ready for your shit.
How does a bloke deal with the hot chick in the other car, who has clearly noticed you singing along to "god gave rock and roll to you" by KISS, and is chuckling quietly to herself?
I always, and I mean always, keep singing. I suppose it is a hope that she loves the fact you are rocking out in your own little world, and she finds that adorable. Bottom line is, of course, that you look like a fucking tool. That's not so important. The problem is, even if she thinks you are the bees knees, you are in one car, and she is in another. There is a massive barrier between you, the rock and roll freak, and her the girl who wants to ride it till you're sore.
I have no solution to this groin throbbingly painful situation. I've tried smiling. I even tried the yell out the car window idea...it doesn't work.
Help Uber, help
Good dog, woof.
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-21 12:14:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
'Accidnetly' collide with her vehicle and then put the moves on her.
Submitted by Bushy (user info) at 2005-10-21 12:03:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that idea, Faithless_whisper is cute, and something i could not abide.
Good idea though. i'm sure there is a market out here for such a product. You never know, that could be your million dollars right there. unless of cours it alrady exists. Thankfully here in the land of oz, it doesn't.
Submitted by Faithless_Whisper (user info) at 2005-10-21 11:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You need to have one of those pull down window shades that folks tend to horde...and write your phone number on it. You can pull it down when the mood strikes, and give hot babes your digits.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-21 11:48:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because my nickname in college was Bushie LePorkchop.
Submitted by Bushy (user info) at 2005-10-21 11:39:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
there will be no rape
as for sweaty monkey love, that wasn't even considered.
We've all been there. cute girl, two cars...
be constructive!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-21 11:34:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
uh, you don't.
just 'cos a bird smiled at you doesn't mean she wants sweaty monkey love.
rape her and report back.