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Cookielass and FilthyAssistant's Most Excellent Adventure (NSFW) (1726 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 1.29 on 34 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2005-10-21 11:42:13 EDT




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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-27 13:55:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You think?

I was thinking "Less hits".


Hmmmmmmm....

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-27 13:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This post deserved more hits.

Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-12-01 14:11:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Genius.

Just plain Genius.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-24 17:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the last time my stomach was that flat was in 1982.

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-10-21 21:17:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

VERY TEEHEE

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-10-21 21:07:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-10-21 19:21:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If it's only 45 degrees out then tell me why the fuck I'm fanning myself right now.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-10-21 19:04:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


The last two were fucking priceless!


Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-10-21 18:58:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

the last pic was slightly amusing.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-10-21 18:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-21 11:49:28 (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude. Me and Filthy would never get it on with each other.

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No, I'd totally fuck you. In the eye socket. With a dremel tool. Until your miniscule brain dribbled out of your nostril in a kind of high-pitched, bottle-red, vacuous puree.

As for the post....last picture - hilarious. The rest? Not so much. I appreciate you giving me a nice arse though.

Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-10-21 18:11:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

For the final picture/caption.

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-21 16:29:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Damn I'd not seen arsematcher before, we have some dayumn fine womenz oh here

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-10-21 16:16:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Scene deleted!?!?!?! I feel cheated...

And why wasn't Kracka in the last group shot?

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-21 15:27:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love me some hot woman

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-21 15:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Oh yeah...I remember Cookie.

You're number 16, right?











Bauahahahahahahaaaa...I crack myself up...constantly.

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-21 15:01:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Schlongy, you can find my ass on this post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/59504

I'm hardly as tan as these two (stupid redheaded genetics) but I've been told that my bum was cast from a mold of perfect. Not that I'm bragging or anything.

And I don't spend every waking moment on Uber. Just the ones at the office.

Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-10-21 14:42:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I like the pics, but it needs something. More cowbell!!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-21 14:22:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 for the last picture and caption...I missed it the first time.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-21 14:21:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

If EITHER of these two broads had an ass like either of those two broads in the pictures...they sure as shit would never be spending their waking hours on Ubersite, buddy.

Submitted by pfs4life321 (user info) at 2005-10-21 14:08:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I didnt read ur story but i have a response to your question

I knew a Greb Webb back in high school about ten years ago. Are you him, by chance (graduated '95 from UTHS in East Moline)?

No im not the greg webb you knew because im a sophmore in high school still sorry

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-21 14:02:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-21 13:58:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

My point being was, if you don't like it, write/post something better, if you have the time. I rate honestly on content.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-21 13:56:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Bushy (user info) at 2005-10-21 13:09:02 (#)
Ranking: 0


Thank you, Caulaincourt.

just to rub it in, perhaps in a juvenile manner, your definition of new is quite strange:
--------------------------------------

I *never* said new - I said "four-post wonderboy." Trust me, I check userid before shouting "N000000b!" I know you're not. So why you still camping on this post if you don't like it?

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-10-21 13:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2zillion for the last picture/caption. Hysterical!

Submitted by Bushy (user info) at 2005-10-21 13:09:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Thank you, Caulaincourt.

just to rub it in, perhaps in a juvenile manner, your definition of new is quite strange:

Everything you ever wanted to know about CaptainThorns
User id: 15613
Registered on or around: 2005-01-18 15:43:09

Everything you ever wanted to know about Bushy
User id: 11808
Registered on or around: 2004-09-01 10:11:06

yeah, i got four thousand odd users behind me before we even hit Captain Thorns and at least three months. New, although i appreciate the compliment, is not necessarily true in this case.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-21 12:52:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-21 12:04:31 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Bushy (user info) at 2005-10-21 11:49:45 (#)
Ranking: -2


i hate this self-referential shit. uber-schmoober.

And to top it off you decided to mention that 'urbane' person...fuck whoever that is. All you regular posters need desperatly to get the fuck over whatever the fuck made her leave.
--------------------------

....cries the four-post wonderboy. HEY MAN, IT'S FRIDAY! LIGHTEN UP!
===
New people have often more interesting and valid opinions than the sugar-titting people of this "community".

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-10-21 12:16:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

heheheheh

Where the hell did that come from? Did I miss something?


Is it on tape?

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-10-21 12:12:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Those words could have been more pictures you know?

Submitted by Bushy (user info) at 2005-10-21 12:09:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i'll only -2 once.

Anywho. i might have only four posts to my name, but i'm here every thrid or fourth day. i keep up with the usuals, even if i don't write a review. My record pales in comparison to my actual attendance. Luckily here noone is keeping a role.

So, i'll take my four posts and be happy. thanks very much.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-21 12:04:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Bushy (user info) at 2005-10-21 11:49:45 (#)
Ranking: -2


i hate this self-referential shit. uber-schmoober.

And to top it off you decided to mention that 'urbane' person...fuck whoever that is. All you regular posters need desperatly to get the fuck over whatever the fuck made her leave.
--------------------------

....cries the four-post wonderboy. HEY MAN, IT'S FRIDAY! LIGHTEN UP!

Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-10-21 11:50:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Deleted scenes? damn, you mean I'll have to buy the directors cut to get the good stuff?

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-21 11:50:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*Whimpers*

Submitted by Bushy (user info) at 2005-10-21 11:49:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


i hate this self-referential shit. uber-schmoober.

And to top it off you decided to mention that 'urbane' person...fuck whoever that is. All you regular posters need desperatly to get the fuck over whatever the fuck made her leave.

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-10-21 11:49:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dude. Me and Filthy would never get it on with each other. But still.. excellent stuff, and the chick that plays me in this is hawt. I'd do her, for sure.


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