things I have learned playing Doom 3 (390 hits)
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Submitted by coindon (View user info) at 2005-10-21 21:30:43 EDT
1: never ever ever fiddle with the fabric of the universe. It will always end in demonic, fiery, painful, calamitous tragedy. Especially on Mars.
2: If you can't kill it with a chainsaw your best bet is to run- reload and run.
3: There is always something big and mean and nasty waiting around every dark corner to rend you to teeny tiny pieces and eat you. Always.
4: The instant someone becomes a demon fueled zombie they instantly gain sniper-like precision with firearms... and chainsaws.
5: If something sounds big and mean and nasty: it's big and mean and nasty. If something sounds cute and cuddly and fuzzy: it's big and mean and nasty- and insidious.
6: If the big mean nasty sounding thing sounds like it's unhappy to meet you- odds are you are going to be unhappy to meet it.
7: Everything works better at very, very, very close range. especially the big mean nasty things' claws and teeth.
8: Rocket launchers are good, clean family fun.
9: If the lights in the room suddenly go out; something very, very bad is about to happen.
10: If it moves: shoot it repeatedly. Five or more times is probably a good idea. If it doesn't move: shoot it anyway. Twice should do.
11. Hell isn't such a bad place, I love thier decorating- they could use some serious HVAC in there though.
12: Flashlights are great for finding things. Sometimes, however, it's better not to see it coming.
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Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-10-21 21:42:48 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHA!!!!
Same crappy post twice!
I'll +2 this one too.
WTF IS WRONG WITH ME TODAY, AGGGGH
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-21 21:39:57 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah
Capitolize.
and write about something interesting.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-21 21:32:16 EDT (#)
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