Things I've learned playing Doom 3 (713 hits)
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Submitted by coindon (View user info) at 2005-10-21 21:36:00 EDT
1: never ever ever fiddle with the fabric of the universe. It will always end in demonic, fiery, painful, calamitous tragedy. Especially on Mars.
2: If you can't kill it with a chainsaw your best bet is to run- reload and run.
3: There is always something big and mean and nasty waiting around every dark corner to rend you to teeny tiny pieces and eat you. Always.
4: The instant someone becomes a demon fueled zombie they instantly gain sniper-like precision with firearms... and chainsaws.
5: If something sounds big and mean and nasty: it's big and mean and nasty. If something sounds cute and cuddly and fuzzy: it's big and mean and nasty- and insidious.
6: If the big mean nasty sounding thing sounds like it's unhappy to meet you- odds are you are going to be unhappy to meet it.
7: Everything works better at very, very, very close range. especially the big mean nasty things' claws and teeth.
8: Rocket launchers are good, clean family fun.
9: If the lights in the room suddenly go out; something very, very bad is about to happen.
10: If it moves: shoot it repeatedly. Five or more times is probably a good idea. If it doesn't move: shoot it anyway. Twice should do.
11: Flashlights are great for finding things. However, sometimes it's better not to see it coming.
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Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2005-10-22 14:44:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-10-21 21:45:14 (#)
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This especially holds true in grocery stores.
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No shens, man.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-10-22 05:10:25 EDT (#)
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agree. But play F.E.A.R. ; you will have to write a new definition when you have...
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-10-22 00:28:00 EDT (#)
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LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
Did you get these from your little brother?
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-10-22 00:18:30 EDT (#)
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I see Shlorty prowls out of the corner with his "please like me" -2 and "young, hip, biting commentary" again. Bravo, 5'6.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-10-22 00:03:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-10-21 21:45:14 (#)
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This especially holds true in grocery stores.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-10-22 00:02:43 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-22 00:02:08 EDT (#)
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BFG
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-10-21 23:35:47 EDT (#)
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Hell... I got the Doom book at Border's (its a book store...) thats based on the movie.
I also seen other doom books there as well... even one that I never heard of...
Can't remember the exact title (after DOOM: ) but it was about humans having the last outpost in hawaii... so I guess hell came to earth and totally kicked our ass... and it seems there are some aliens there to aid human kind... so someone has to go back up to mars and communicate to them or some shit... I don't know..... but I only had enough money for one book... ($6.99)
DOOM is the best ever.
+2.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-10-21 23:19:28 EDT (#)
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I saw a preview for the Doom movie a few hours ago. I think the Rock is in it.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-10-21 22:49:00 EDT (#)
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Ah look, it's Mr. "I'm too fucking cool (read: old) to play your stupid video game things (read: be able to identify what you're talking about)! Old snobby pieces of shit rock! I live in the crappiest state in the country!" Shlongless.
Shlongy, try snapping your cockholster shut. I created you.
Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2005-10-21 22:34:09 EDT (#)
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Doom 3 is the scariest damn game ever.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-10-21 22:12:06 EDT (#)
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+2 because I grew up with Doom
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-21 21:55:40 EDT (#)
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Was one of them "you're a geek"?
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-10-21 21:50:03 EDT (#)
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Fear the babies.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-10-21 21:45:14 EDT (#)
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This especially holds true in grocery stores.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-10-21 21:41:50 EDT (#)
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What the hell is a Doom3?
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-10-21 21:39:32 EDT (#)
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GOD THIS POST SUCKS.
+2!!!!!!!
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-21 21:39:23 EDT (#)
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This post lacked, but Doom3 is like my fav game so whatever.