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Category: Romance

Rating: 1.75 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Tech-junkie (View user info) at 2005-10-21 23:58:25 EDT


Yes, you read it right. Ms. Shannon Leigh is about to become my Uber-bride. We've been together for four years and I've loved every minute of it. I broke up with her last December for one month just come crawling back to her because I knew she was the one for me.

When I hear her voice, I can't help but smile. When I see her after I come home from work, I'm reminded of why I work so hard to support her.

Many people ask me "Why are you buying the cow when you're getting the milk for free?" I simply reply, "You start to think differently when you're crazy in love like I am."

I didn't always have it this good. I never had much luck with love when I was in my teens. I really thought (and so did everyone close to me) that I was going to have end up settling for some sub-par fat chick with an ego, but then Shannon came waltzing into my life and we swept each other off our feet.

Shannon, I love you, and I promise to be the best companion I can be.





















Normally, one would post a picture, or something of the like in the attachment. I will attach a song.

I would like to dedicate this song to all those people that thought I was going to die alone and miserable.



lovesong (0 bytes) [application/octet-stream]

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Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-10-22 00:15:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I prefer to to go against the grain and reply to this post. Great song selection, though.

Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2005-10-22 00:06:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Yay for you.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-10-22 00:04:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

does this bride of yours have an uber name?



Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-10-22 00:03:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Congratulations. <insert tasteless joke here>

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-10-22 00:01:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Woo!



Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-10-21 23:59:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Eh, the attachment didn't work.

It was a Wesley Willis song, and I'll just leave it at that. I'm getting married and that's all I care about.


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