I'm getting married (retry) (961 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.04 on 30 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Tech-junkie (View user info) at 2005-10-22 00:05:25 EDT
Yes, you read it right. Ms. Shannon Leigh is about to become my Uber-bride. We've been together for four years and I've loved every minute of it. I broke up with her last December for one month just come crawling back to her because I knew she was the one for me.
When I hear her voice, I can't help but smile. When I see her after I come home from work, I'm reminded of why I work so hard to support her.
Many people ask me "Why are you buying the cow when you're getting the milk for free?" I simply reply, "You start to think differently when you're crazy in love like I am."
I didn't always have it this good. I never had much luck with love when I was in my teens. I really thought (and so did everyone close to me) that I was going to have end up settling for some sub-par fat chick with an ego, but then Shannon came waltzing into my life and we swept each other off our feet.
Shannon, I love you, and I promise to be the best companion I can be.
Normally, one would post a picture, or something of the like in the attachment. I will attach a song.
I would like to dedicate this song to all those people that thought I was going to die alone and miserable.
lovesong.mp3 (2 MB) [audio/mpeg]
User Reviews
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-03 00:49:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that middle part is way too empty...needs some crazy beats
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-03 00:48:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha, i gave this a one the first time i heard it. probably deserves less
+2 anyway.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-10-24 22:45:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-24 17:14:19 (#)
Ranking: -1
where's the pic?
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It's a song, just click the link.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-24 17:14:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
where's the pic?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-23 05:17:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-10-22 18:53:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
xcuses, i got $100 on six months, tops.
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maybe we can double down for another six hundy that she sleeps with his best friend as of yesterday
xcuses= his best friend
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-10-22 18:53:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
xcuses, i got $100 on six months, tops.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-22 18:10:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-22 15:19:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
OH MY GOD THAT SONG IS FUCKIN' HILARIOUS!!!
Wow. I didn't know you were retarded.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-22 15:19:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH MY GOD THAT SONG IS FUCKIN' HILARIOUS!!!
Submitted by WellFedEthiopian (user info) at 2005-10-22 14:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"When I see her after I come home from work, I'm reminded of why I work so hard to support her"
Key phrase: "I work so hard to support her"
That's a red flag if I ever saw one.
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-10-22 14:03:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-22 07:28:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
Uber-bet
Divorced in less than two years?
Any takers?
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hahaha
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-10-22 13:58:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
She gives lousy head
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-10-22 12:54:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This post was too boring to justify any time spent writing a creative and humorous review.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-22 10:54:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This isn't even remotely humorous. The song sucks more ass than the post.
The Uberites that think that is, of course, have a collective IQ of about 9.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-10-22 09:56:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-22 07:28:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Uber-bet
Divorced in less than two years?
Any takers?
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-10-22 04:23:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus, that's funny.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-10-22 04:01:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This was the cheesiest thing ever. I would be a better sport about it if I had a girlfriend, though.
Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup (user info) at 2005-10-22 03:54:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Marrying a CHICK???!?!
I don't even need to tell you how gay that is.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-22 03:49:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You start to think differently when you're crazy in love like I am."
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THIS TOO WILL PASS
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-22 03:48:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DONT DO IT
Submitted by drumfeeb (user info) at 2005-10-22 03:00:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was all set to give this a -2, and then I clicked on your song link and it was the daddy of rock and roll.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-22 01:43:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i've been humming songs from "my fair lady" for 20 minutes and its all because of your fucking title.
if it weren't for your mp3, i would have stuffed you in a barrel and rolled you off niagra falls.
Submitted by starshine (user info) at 2005-10-22 00:30:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
-1 for the tubgirl review. sorry.
Submitted by bowser (user info) at 2005-10-22 00:23:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That isn't very nice..
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-10-22 00:22:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by bowser (user info) at 2005-10-22 00:20:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
http://stuff.ubersite.com/1122780466549727681/1/fiancee.jpeg
This was my fiancee before she got killed. :(
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I laughed my ass off!
Submitted by bowser (user info) at 2005-10-22 00:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://stuff.ubersite.com/1122780466549727681/1/fiancee.jpeg
This was my fiancee before she got killed. :(
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-10-22 00:18:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus disapproves of this marriage.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-10-22 00:15:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why buy the cow, when you can get a normal girl instead of a fat cud-chewing blob of a cow like your fiancee?
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-10-22 00:11:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Woo!
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-10-22 00:07:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There, got it to work.