Signs I might have been seriously toasted last night (460 hits)
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Submitted by DrBenway (View user info) at 2005-10-23 03:59:17 EDT
- I pulled out my chop in the main nightclub strip in my town, started pissing on a tree, and remarked to a female friend as she walked past "It must be a full moon tonight, everyone's acting pretty weird".
- I stole $20 from a stripper when it fell out of her g-string in front of me.
- I tore out a wad of pubes and chased a friend around trying to touch him on the face with it.
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Submitted by lackofcolor (user info) at 2005-10-23 14:40:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
thanks for wasting 8 seconds of my life, asshole.
Submitted by Jack_Burton (user info) at 2005-10-23 05:23:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I murdered Lo-Pan and The Three Storms last night.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-10-23 05:21:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Not very much content here. But at least it's not a one liner...
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-23 05:15:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Post could have read "I got really fucked up last night, have nothing to say, and thought I'd bore you with it" ....but either way