Perchance some poetry upon a fortnight? (547 hits)
Category: Quotes & Stories -> PoetryRating: 0.4 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by HFCS (View user info) at 2005-10-23 04:16:40 EDT
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Do you think the Goatse man's rectum actually smells bad? I mean, it's just BRIGHT FUCKING RED. There's not even a trace of shit visible in there. My guess is that it barely stinks at all.
Rose are red
Carnations are pink
Seriously, I have so many questions about the Goatse man, and I think we all do. One subject that always perplexes me is flatulence. Is there any noise? I can't imagine that there is.
Rose are red
Sunflowers are yellow
Tubgirl and lemonparty are also confusing in their own right, but there aren't too many questions I have for Tubgirl or the partiers. Well, maybe a couple for Tubgirl. Anyway, I could a whole weekend interviewing the Goatse man, and I would still have questions for him.
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Submitted by bowser (user info) at 2005-10-24 21:12:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I bet he uses a douche.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-10-24 15:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Goatse is over rated. Just think at what that guy could've accomplished if he didn't spent many hours streching his asshole. He could've built a rocket, gone to the moon, flown around the world, swam with dolphins, fucked a whore, gambled his life away, done drugs, quit drugs, gottn married, or even got seasons tickets to a sporting event. Instead, he streches his butt. What a fucked up sense of importance.
+2 because I like you.
Submitted by alas_me (user info) at 2005-10-24 05:49:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup (user info) at 2005-10-24 01:31:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77570
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-10-24 04:26:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That's not goatse, that guy is not married
Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup (user info) at 2005-10-24 04:22:56 EDT (#)
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Yes, I've read that interview before, and it does give some insight, but there's so many other things I want to know.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-24 01:59:56 EDT (#)
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Interview with the actual "goatse" man (With images and highly NSFW)
http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A20210/plp56/
Submitted by A-Daamage (user info) at 2005-10-24 01:16:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-23 09:14:41 EDT (#)
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I bet you read this sweet poetry to your boyfriend
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-10-23 07:56:20 EDT (#)
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and what's all this 'friend of wiggles' business?
this post actually relates to my next pending post, sort of.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-10-23 07:55:18 EDT (#)
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lemon girl???
i've missed that one
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-10-23 05:22:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hahaha
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-10-23 05:09:47 EDT (#)
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this is the stuff that keeps people up at night. "....i wonder if gotse's ass smells..."
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-23 04:48:00 EDT (#)
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I put to you that all questions to Goatse and tubgirl are irrelevant bar one: WHY?!
Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup (user info) at 2005-10-23 04:17:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I could *spend* a whole weekend with the Goatse man...