What I think about Uberites-yes that's you! (915 hits)
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Submitted by Xcuses (View user info) at 2005-10-23 06:21:59 EDT
I've been thinking about writing this for quite some time, but never got up the energy to do so. It's not the first time someone from UBER has written the same exact post as I am about to do. After almost a year of watching, then writing on this site, I have made some observations about most of you. Not that you care, but this is how I feel about you...
Badass- Have to start with you. Why? Because you beat me in D-Prime Madness I and yet I still somehow found a way to win. Ever since then, you've been my little bitch that kept me locked in your closet for a long time as I ate your food and stared at your wife. Oh the fun we used to have....
Tigerlilly- What can I say. I enjoy your writing, think you are sexy, and like flirting with you. Hope to meet someday!
Loki- Becoming one of my newest favorites. It's not just the content you write, or the fact that I usually am entertained by it, but the FREQUENCY at which you post. Also enjoyed having one of your posts with my name included.
Manicmother- A local flavor, have met you and the hubby, and find you to be extremely fascinating. I get the sense that you like to avoid my posts of late, but still rank up there as one of my favorites. Also- cuteness factor is a 9.
Munkeypants- Best way to describe you is nice, sweet, sincere young lady that I respect immensely. I'll never forget the fun times we had camping.
Berty- Truly one of the funniest chaps on this site. I can't say that I've read a whole lot of your work, but I enjoy the reviews. Keep it up
Siren- One of my favorite authors on this site. When searching a post to read, yours is always a must and hardly feel disappointed
Pentameter- Nicknamed you the original Jennifer Gray even though you disagreed. Regardless I think you pretty attractive in the few pictures I have seen but more importantly enjoy reading your work.
Cookielass- Have enjoyed the friendly banter even if you and Badass don't see eye to lazy eye. I like your wit and honesty.
Knucklesnelson- You are always good for a quick funny line or two. I'm not sure you've EVER posted but know that you are lurking all the time. Good peeps!
DangerRanger- You seem to enjoy my writing which gives you auto props
Merlina- You too are one of my favorites, more for your personality and honesty than anything else.
Jeannneee- You seem to be one of the originals that came to my defense when I was brand spankin' new and pissing in the wind. Thank you for being my piss-catcher.
Caulaincourt- What can I say, you busted my balls early on but have seem to come around to the dark side...to join me
Iradney- We used to chat all the time but you've disappeared of late. Still, I enjoy the banter we had.
JohnnyX- Always enjoyed your comments. You also seem to have purchased a subscription to the xcuses fan club.
Shlongy- You were one of the first to rip my balls for my shitty posts but always enjoyed what you had to say. Even though you don't frequent my posts anymore, I still enjoy seeing your comments on other posts, often times agreeing with you.
Cornnugget- You helped me initially and I have to give you a shoot out for that. Even though you don't read my shit, I still peek at what you're up to. Hope all is going well.
Mike 01812 (or whatever # is behind your name)- You are part of the club so you're cool by association. Thanks for letting me beat you in DP1.
Diedra- I think you are one cool chick. I'd like to drink a beer or nine with you.
Forensicgirl- Another favorite author of mine. I try not to miss any of your works, and enjoy the comments you make on others.
Lisa- Although you aren't around much, I think you have one of the best honest comments on this site. I wish you were around more, and am glad I had a chance to meet you.
Dprime- How could I not include a 16 yr old guy in this post. WHAT??? Thanks for putting together a competition that I initially feared, but glad I took part of. Stop trying to grow up so fast, you're scarring me.
Well, that just about raps it up. I'm sure undoubtedly I've forgotten people that will remind me of such, but oh well. My memory isn't as good as it used to be.
Thanks all for creating an environment that has been mostly fun, sometimes brutal, and often times comical. You guys rock (you know who I'm talking to).
I'll leave you with my future writing plans...in picture form!
User Reviews
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-27 07:42:20 EDT (#)
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ok, I did not forget about Merlina....fuck me, I'm still sleepy
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-27 07:41:22 EDT (#)
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I forgot about Merlina-
You are one of my favorites on here. I enjoy reading your stuff and enjoy your unique take on things. You keep people in check.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-27 03:11:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-25 14:32:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, wait...was that going too far? ;)
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You... you TART Tiger. Honestly. You are SUCH a slutbag. Honestly!
ha ha ha ha ha
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-26 19:00:36 EDT (#)
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I'm thinking of doing a part II, but a mean version...
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-25 14:43:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-25 14:33:35 (#)
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Tiger-
I don't do Aim or Yahoo, but I give good phone.
I have to figure out how to get you my digits, safely
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AHAHAHAA...that was awesome!! I'll bet you DO give good
phone! I do too! ;) Or so they say.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-25 14:34:52 EDT (#)
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email me- dabenjam.at.maxhealth.com
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-25 14:33:35 EDT (#)
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Tiger-
I don't do Aim or Yahoo, but I give good phone.
I have to figure out how to get you my digits, safely
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-25 14:32:22 EDT (#)
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Oh, wait...was that going too far? ;)
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-10-25 14:10:26 EDT (#)
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"Tigerlilly- What can I say. I enjoy your writing, think you are sexy, and like flirting with you. Hope to meet someday! "
I like flirting with you too. I hope to meet you
as well. Lets make it happen. Are you going
skiing? I plan on going and drinking my face
off in the lodge.
Do you have AIM? Yahoo?
AIM = Ubertigerlil
YAhoo = Tigerlilly06053
Ok, what next....call me! ;)
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-25 07:16:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-10-24 02:42:13 (#)
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Apparently I'm a part of the young crowd here. I hear differing things, dependent upon the person, but when I turn 25 in 3 months, does that move me into the elder eschelon of the Uber age ranking system, or am I still a pup?
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im actually curious about this myself.
Williamson, make another ASL post.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-25 07:07:24 EDT (#)
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Crystle- Although I have enjoyed reading your work, we just haven't had the banter to be included in this list. Maybe next time
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-10-24 23:50:41 EDT (#)
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Sob
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Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-10-23 19:18:16 (#)
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!
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-10-24 23:20:38 EDT (#)
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It's great to see the Dicklicker paying me so much attention again. It's nice to know that somewhere, somehow, some millionaire (beside George W., the scheming prick) is thinking about me. I feel like Fievel.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-24 20:36:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-10-24 02:42:13 (#)
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Apparently I'm a part of the young crowd here. I hear differing things, dependent upon the person, but when I turn 25 in 3 months, does that move me into the elder eschelon of the Uber age ranking system, or am I still a pup?
No- you'll still be the same dumbass dipshit. Just an older one. Stay the fuck out of my demographic.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-24 20:29:57 EDT (#)
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Are you ready for some FOOTBALL
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-24 18:08:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-24 16:38:11 (#)
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you're not leaving, are you?
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Don't have plans to
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-24 17:01:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-23 21:16:17 (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-23 14:25:00 (#)
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ahh thats nice.
*hands Xcuses a freshly picked daisy*
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I was hoping a pic from your private collection- you know the one
but thanks for the daisy
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oooh... you mean a private picture.... ahh sorry hon..
have another daisy. *smiles sweetly*
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-24 16:43:52 EDT (#)
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Piss-catcher? PISS-CATCHER? I'll kill you.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-24 16:38:11 EDT (#)
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you're not leaving, are you?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-24 13:33:12 EDT (#)
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Mike- Check's in the mail
hahahahaha
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-24 12:14:08 EDT (#)
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Mike 01812 (or whatever # is behind your name)- You are part of the club so you're cool by association. Thanks for letting me beat you in DP1.
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What the hell is this supposed to mean?
You're welcome for the DP1 victory. You never sent that check either.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-24 11:22:07 EDT (#)
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Avg Dan- see, people like you get forgotten b-cause you are incosistent to my posting exp.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-24 08:29:17 EDT (#)
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Liked it, but I'm not in this one either.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-24 08:28:01 EDT (#)
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I am awesome aren't I?
You are pretty coo too.
Kind regards
Berty 'You'll regret talking shit to me when I'm big' MacBerterson
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-24 08:19:51 EDT (#)
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What about His Thornly Goodness? :-o
Have a +2 anyways, I like you.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-24 06:30:19 EDT (#)
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sorry Joedaddy, you are new to the scene for me anyway
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-24 06:21:09 EDT (#)
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Vicious, you're still a pup...just a tall one
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-10-24 03:54:22 EDT (#)
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no honorable mention?
o well, there's another 4 reviews i pissed off
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-10-24 02:42:13 EDT (#)
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Apparently I'm a part of the young crowd here. I hear differing things, dependent upon the person, but when I turn 25 in 3 months, does that move me into the elder eschelon of the Uber age ranking system, or am I still a pup?
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-10-23 21:35:40 EDT (#)
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Another list i didnt make gawd, nice list though and i concur except for Danger Ranger, i think he wants to fuck me.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-23 21:26:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-10-23 21:16:49 (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-23 08:02:21 (#)
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I've never seen such blatant dick/vag/anus suckery in all my years.
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Hey Michael Flattley...just because no one reads your shit doesn't mean you have to be poopy pants
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-10-23 21:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-23 08:02:21 (#)
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I've never seen such blatant dick/vag/anus suckery in all my years.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-23 21:16:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-23 14:25:00 (#)
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ahh thats nice.
*hands Xcuses a freshly picked daisy*
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I was hoping a pic from your private collection- you know the one
but thanks for the daisy
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-23 21:06:27 EDT (#)
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See- I always forget people
I'm a Vicious fan...although we were making fun of you when you started jamming out, not cause it was bad, just LOUD (and you know old folks can't take it)
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-23 21:04:43 EDT (#)
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Penetemeter-
I think you are way hotter than her, better?
Submitted by Leroy_Brown (user info) at 2005-10-23 19:44:49 EDT (#)
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so what we had means NOTHING to you I see.
TOGA
TOGA
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-10-23 19:18:16 EDT (#)
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!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-10-23 18:40:07 EDT (#)
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Back atcha, Babe!
Submitted by iradney (user info) at 2005-10-23 16:10:27 EDT (#)
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dude! i lost your address - someone got into my mail account and deleted my address book :(
Submitted by Santa_Claus_ (user info) at 2005-10-23 14:47:30 EDT (#)
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I kill my girlfriends every month or so, so it's okay.
Also, she had AIDS, so I wore a rubber. I guess you didn't, so you'd better go get tested!
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-10-23 14:36:30 EDT (#)
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So glad you enjoy my writing.
Still pissed you think I look like that bitch.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-10-23 14:25:00 EDT (#)
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ahh thats nice.
*hands Xcuses a freshly picked daisy*
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-10-23 11:55:47 EDT (#)
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My very last review before my computer is taken down.
Just for you X-man. I'll give you a call when we get our shit together at the new place.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-10-23 11:40:43 EDT (#)
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what frightens me is that I know who all these people are
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-10-23 09:28:18 EDT (#)
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Really? That just brought a tear to my eye. I should post more, then, just for you, X.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-23 09:18:28 EDT (#)
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Auto +2 for ass-kissing.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-23 09:09:49 EDT (#)
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shut it, Punchy.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-23 08:56:40 EDT (#)
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Nice link mynamestim
I forgot to mention you but here it is....
I think you played the shanniagans card one too many times with Krissi but overall, enjoyed reading your stuff.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-10-23 08:47:22 EDT (#)
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what I think about - http://www.ubersite.com/m/68681
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-23 08:44:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-23 08:02:21 (#)
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I've never seen such blatant dick/vag/anus suckery in all my years.
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Oh please, you NEVER seen this sort of behavior on here...open your eyes. I suck cock/pussy/butt just like the rest of them
Also, you were one I forgot, sorry
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-23 08:02:21 EDT (#)
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I've never seen such blatant dick/vag/anus suckery in all my years.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-10-23 06:48:44 EDT (#)
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WOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ANOTHER LIST!!!!! I. FUCKING. ROCK!!! UP YOURS EVERYBODY, I'M ON ANOTHER LIST 'CAUSE I LIKE HIS POSTS APPARENTLY!! FUNNY HOW SCATHING CRITIQUE CAN BE MISCONSTRUED AS SARCASTIC REVERENCE!!! FUCK YOU, XCUSES!! AND IT'S EXCUSES, E-X-C-U-S-E-S - YOU SAY IT!!! USE IT IN A SENTENCE, BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-ATCH!!! MINUS TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2005-10-23 06:43:46 EDT (#)
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you forgot about me
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-10-23 06:34:14 EDT (#)
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I like a lot of the people you listed; just as you do.
I still think you're a moron.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-23 06:32:57 EDT (#)
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Needs more Sphagnum!