Why myspace is misleading (shorty) (1934 hits)
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Submitted by jack aholic <theshadypeach2000.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-10-23 20:31:50 EDT
Why myspace sucks ass part II:
A profile is always misleading. You never get to understand the ENTIRE person. Sometimes these profiles are pretty misleading. LIKE CRAZY HELL.
Take for example this young girl named Lynx
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=21098841
According to her information provided, she's cute, hot (if it's real in the first place), and seems to be a romantic. She lists her interests to be music, movies, etc. Normal stuff. Overall, she seems pretty cool and pretty hot. However, when you run her name through on google...
http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=1231684&page=3
HOLY FUCKING SHIT A NEO NAZI.
And the images match to boot. Her sister is marked as a friend on her myspace as well, and is the other girl in the photo in the neo nazi article. Her name is lamb, connotating something peaceful. Irony.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=20807900
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Submitted by userpete86 (user info) at 2005-10-24 13:29:42 EDT (#)
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This is for the discussion afterwards...
I think their horrible beliefs does in fact level the playing field if anyone wanted to do anything "bad" to them. I guess berty is a good person in my book... how strange.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-24 08:42:32 EDT (#)
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Hey jackoholic, your first link's broke.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-24 08:19:49 EDT (#)
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Did any of their daddies fuck their mouths for that matter?
I'll bet it wasn't consenting. I bet it was rough and violent.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-24 08:18:50 EDT (#)
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I have actually taken the time to speak to EMO kids and not one, not a single one, engaged in adoring felatio with their fathers, indeed they where all quite unhappy with the relationship with their fathers.
Consensual incest + genetic engineering + cybernetic enhancement = best human EVAR
But seriously, are any of your prisoners/entrusted little people/delinquents/human playthings EMO kids?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-24 08:04:27 EDT (#)
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you've seen those EMO kids, right?
a direct result of being raped as little boys.
I think I just came up with the perfect argument against child molestation.
"diddling kids will only make their generation's music worse than yours"
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-24 07:29:21 EDT (#)
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What about punishing boys with rape?
Nevermind, that's a silly idea.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-24 07:18:53 EDT (#)
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On one hand, paedophilia is seen as a negative influence on the victims, so thusly if you didn't like what these girls stood for, you could somehow punish them in the worst way possible: by sexual abuse.
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I don't think the idea of 'punishing' girls with man meat is a civilised thing to do. Rather they are in a classroom environment and everybody gets naked and puts their anatomy into one anothers anatomy and they all have a big hug for half an hour. It can replace the mid-morning break.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-24 07:18:39 EDT (#)
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rape
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-24 07:15:17 EDT (#)
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Never the less, if more young children where weened back to the nipple or onto the cock I think we'd be a more caring, sharing people. Just like the Greeks, only with robots instead of slaves.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-24 07:04:22 EDT (#)
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I guess that is less like the horns of a dilemma and more like you cant go wrong no matter what you do.
that evens out my playing field I guess.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-24 07:03:29 EDT (#)
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this is where we are on the horns of a dilemma, my friend.
On one hand, paedophilia is seen as a negative influence on the victims, so thusly if you didn't like what these girls stood for, you could somehow punish them in the worst way possible: by sexual abuse.
on the other hand, if you look at paedophilia as a healthy activity that only has negative connotations in society because of judeo-christian influence then our fucking these girls until their entire faces turned a shade of "prussian blue" is a positive influence in their lives; and in my case would make them worship the half-breed jewish cock.
The way I see it, you cannot go wrong either way in this case.
(i dare anyone to prove me wrong)
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-24 05:32:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-24 05:24:58 (#)
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these 13 year olds are the reason why paedophiles are an intregal part of the substructure of our culture and we need them, no matter how much we despise them. Much like the common housespider.
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I reckon it's the other way around, I reckon they are neccesary to give good lovin' to kids that otherwise wouldn't have access to good lovin', like orphans and stuff.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-24 05:26:17 EDT (#)
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I reckon I could convert a neo nazi female. I mean a woman would only pledge her support if it was family learned (sic. from brothers or father) or if she had a desperate longing to be dominated by violent cock.
In either case, Berty could show her another path of love and peace because I am Chocolate Jesus.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-24 05:24:58 EDT (#)
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these 13 year olds are the reason why paedophiles are an intregal part of the substructure of our culture and we need them, no matter how much we despise them. Much like the common housespider.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-24 05:18:23 EDT (#)
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A beautiful girl who's a neo-nazi.
You know, this would be an interesting time to discuss 'loving someone despite/because of their faults'.
Could I honestly fuck a nazi? I mean they stand against everything I believe in, they stand against my perception of life. What if you loved one though? Shared tender moments of gentle noises under soft covers?
Deep.
Not really though, she'd only end up fucking one of her shaven headed bretheren. Makes you think.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-24 05:05:45 EDT (#)
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NEWSFLASH MYSPACE IS CRAP.
OMG BEST DELETE MY ACCOUNT.
Submitted by celine (user info) at 2005-10-24 00:08:44 EDT (#)
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The link doesn't work.
Plus, myspace is just another lame-ass personal site. Don't bother.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-10-23 22:59:54 EDT (#)
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No. Those articles were completely unrelated.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-10-23 22:37:12 EDT (#)
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yeah, because at 16 years old, i had a set belief system and had life completely figured out too.
fucking evil girls. i bet they have the gay sex with each other.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-23 21:20:58 EDT (#)
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She's named after a fucking cat.
Being racist is the least of her troubles.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-23 21:08:37 EDT (#)
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wow.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-10-23 21:07:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WellFedEthiopian (user info) at 2005-10-23 21:07:26 (#)
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Seeing them getting gangraped by a group of black guys will be the greatest moment of my life.
YES!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-10-23 21:07:32 EDT (#)
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wow.
pathetic.
Submitted by WellFedEthiopian (user info) at 2005-10-23 21:07:26 EDT (#)
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Seeing them getting gangraped by a group of black guys will be the greatest moment of my life.
Submitted by smoke_in_my_lungs (user info) at 2005-10-23 21:05:10 EDT (#)
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Anyone who uses myspace likes peener in their buttocks.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-10-23 21:03:23 EDT (#)
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"I am racist and don't really care what you think of me because I am who I am and I don't need you if you don't except me for that."
Not one to give lectures on "exceptance."
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-23 20:59:19 EDT (#)
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Someone go shoot her mom, please.
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2005-10-23 20:57:33 EDT (#)
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shes a bitch but the point of your article is wrong:
she says she is a racist in her profile
+1 for research though
Submitted by Leroy_Brown (user info) at 2005-10-23 20:40:32 EDT (#)
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She says right there in her profile "I am rascist".
Submitted by Rope (user info) at 2005-10-23 20:38:06 EDT (#)
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That girl group was on Louis Therouux a while ago. Weird.
I kind of knew she'd be a neo-nazi when i first saw her profile, what with the Nickelback video and all.
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