I Am Big & Clever (680 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.11 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by CHR15 (View user info) at 2005-10-24 09:18:14 EDT
I am big and clever,
What 'you going to do?
I am big and clever,
And all I say is true.
I was big and clever,
The day I stole your pack,
I was big and clever,
I didn't deserve that smack.
I will be big and clever,
Everyday from now,
I will be big and clever,
I'd like to tip a cow.
I am big and clever,
Your protests are a joke,
I am big and clever,
And filthy fucking broke.
I was big and clever,
That time I humped you Granny,
I was big and clever,
She took it in the fanny.
I will be big and clever,
You just wait and see,
I will be big and clever,
But only for a fee.
You're not big and clever,
Don't you make me laugh,
You're not big and clever,
You molested a giraffe.
User Reviews
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-23 08:26:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good poetry is so hard to find.
I'm still looking.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-01-23 08:23:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It's a bit shite though isn't it? It's not on a par with the written word.
CHR15! Know your limits!
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2005-10-24 21:45:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
meh
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-10-24 17:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought this was okay, but the picture really brought it all together.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-10-24 12:31:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
eh.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-24 12:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've always loved that picture.
Good filename, too.
Submitted by pfs4life321 (user info) at 2005-10-24 11:05:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nasty picture lmao
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-24 09:51:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-10-24 09:42:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dr Suess move over.. CHR15 is coming for you
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Naked and with a disturbed grin..
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-10-24 09:42:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dr Suess move over.. CHR15 is coming for you
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-10-24 09:41:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I chuckled.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-24 09:36:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
B@T?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-24 09:22:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
B@T