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Some of the Do's and Dont's on Uber (840 hits)

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Rating: -1.37 on 32 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Virii2u (View user info) at 2005-10-24 17:54:18 EDT


Being the obvious newb on here, would anyone care to shed some light on the subject?

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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-10-24 17:34:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

at least you leanred something

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:48:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:14:53 (#)
Ranking: -2

Figure it out for yourself. The rest of us bent over and took our flaming like good little n00bs, now it's time for you to do the same.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:37:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-24 19:06:49 (#)
Ranking: -2

Don't AIM with Caul or Shlongy, they're gay.


Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:14:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Figure it out for yourself. The rest of us bent over and took our flaming like good little n00bs, now it's time for you to do the same.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

yeah.

DO'S: Die.

Dont's: Post here again.

Submitted by resignator (user info) at 2005-10-25 08:59:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-10-25 08:41:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Don't: Knock 1/2 decent posts off the front page with this bunch of arse because you're too lazy to work it out for yourself.

Do: Use correct punctuation.

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-25 04:20:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You freakin' peen-ass.

Submitted by smoke_in_my_lungs (user info) at 2005-10-25 02:36:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Get on your knees and open wide, baby!

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-10-25 02:34:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-10-25 02:28:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by bowser (user info) at 2005-10-25 00:52:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Don't let the assholes get to you. I have a comprehensive list of ubersite features and tips on my homepage http://www.lemonparty.org

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-10-25 00:17:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The Official Newbie's Guide To Ubersite -----------> http://www.ubersite.com/m/51940

Bart needs to permanently link the post to the front page.

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-10-24 23:52:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Just...don't.

Submitted by internetslacker (user info) at 2005-10-24 23:02:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Do's and Don't on Uber:

- Don't post other people's stuff.
- Read other people's stuff and either provide constructive criticism or insult them, it's up to you.
- TRY to post interesting messages, i.e. actually work a little on that story or article before posting it on Uber. The higher quality stories, the better Uber is.
- visit my website, www.internetslacker.com
- insult my website, www.internetslacker.com

There ya go, hope it helps.

Submitted by inbreakingnewsT.A.N. (user info) at 2005-10-24 22:48:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why are people so mean? I think you're nerd pic is cute! Please rate my post..

http://www.ubersite.com/m/56261

Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-10-24 21:35:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Man, you're fucking stupid.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-24 20:53:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

DON'T try to be a smartass. You're no good at it.


Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-10-24 19:08:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Don't ever post again, or reproduce for that matter

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-24 19:06:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Don't AIM with Caul or Shlongy, they're gay.

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2005-10-24 18:38:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Tell me where you live. I want to kill you with a harpoon.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-24 18:35:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

DON'T ever post again.

DO kill yourself.


Take it from Shlongy. I know what I'm talking about. One of the few here who does.

Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-10-24 18:24:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks Jonnyx exactly what I was asking for.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-24 18:22:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Here, I wrote this up a while ago. Don't forget to rate...

http://www.ubersite.com/m/55488

Submitted by Lucylou (user info) at 2005-10-24 18:09:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

DON'T have grammar mistakes in your subject.

DO be an alter. Everyone loves an alter. And a slinky.

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-10-24 18:06:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Don't ask questions, sit back and observe

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-10-24 18:02:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Aw Jesus. You bumped your other post for THIS?!

I take back the +2.

And pick a freakin' screen name.

Sheesh.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-24 18:00:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"Do" leave now.

"Don't" ever come back.

Does that help?

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-24 17:58:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Sigh.

Post once a day.

Like topping your dad before he goes to work.
Like douching your nethers.
Like...nevermind.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-10-24 17:56:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Don't post twice a day.

Like you have just done.

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-10-24 17:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This was a classic "Don't"

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-10-24 17:55:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh man. Have a sympathy +2. You'll need it.





Stupid alter.


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