Bar Brawls (542 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.46 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by jeveux... (View user info) at 2005-10-25 03:47:59 EDT
NSFW
Recipe:
Cliched story line + absurd amount of dialogue + use of narration to show author's wit + capitals used because no other way of conveying anger in characters + poor literary value =
Ghey Post.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77679
Garnish with the claim of non-fiction to make a fun meal for the whole family.
"That's only if she's around. It's only you and me, cocksucker." Cocksucker, what an original insult.
(Witty narrator!)
"BECAUSE THAT BASTARD HAS HER BRAINWASHED, SHE WON'T ACCEPT ME AGAIN UNLESS HE'S DEAD, AND I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM WITH MY BARE HANDS!"
(Feel the hate!)
""Your shot.""
(Good grammar.)
here is a visual representation of such a story:
User Reviews
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-10-26 01:51:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-25 18:57:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by KillerAngel (user info) at 2005-10-25 04:53:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
so let me get this straight...you didn't like a crappy post, so in response, you made an even crappier one?
do hate right, or dont do it at all...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:18:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
Submitted by ghey (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:13:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Recipe:
Cliched story line + absurd amount of dialogue + use of narration to show author's wit + capitals used because no other way of conveying anger in characters + poor literary value =
Ghey Post.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77679
Garnish with the claim of non-fiction to make a fun meal for the whole family.
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I never claimed non-fiction. Yeah, it was a bit verbose, but this is one of the first stories I actually used narration. Also I used capitals to try to differentiate the characters; as usual I was drunk and the voices in my head were running together. Plus you'd have to know the inspiration for the character of Scott, he speaks in capital letters, emphasizes every other word. Kind of annoying.
I do, however, agree with the 'poor literary value' part.
Submitted by ghey (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:07:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm honored, I wrote a post sooo mediocre it got it's own farce post! Thank you for validating me! Hell at least I know you read it.
Submitted by JSultan (user info) at 2005-10-25 05:50:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I dont think many people see the genius behind this post. Pity, neither do I.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-10-25 05:20:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Keep up the good work.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-10-25 05:05:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2005-10-25 04:28:51 (#)
Ranking: 1
i actually thought it was ok
at least you bothered to do a proper post. If people didnt try ubersite would be full of lame shit.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77681
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Then why did you give it a plus 1 you dumb fuck?
Submitted by KillerAngel (user info) at 2005-10-25 04:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
so let me get this straight...you didn't like a crappy post, so in response, you made an even crappier one?
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2005-10-25 04:25:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-10-25 03:55:04 (#)
Ranking: +2
awesome
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thanks.
Submitted by JusticeSocks (user info) at 2005-10-25 04:20:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Bull, cow or just a good curry?.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-25 04:18:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
holy shit
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-25 03:57:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Better luck next time.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-10-25 03:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
awesome
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-25 03:52:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your gay