I'm back again, Bart loves me... why won't you? (1113 hits)
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Submitted by WhatTheHell?? (View user info) at 2005-10-25 08:51:07 EDT
Yup, after a lengthy hiatus on a tropical island, I have again been allowed to peruse Ubersite and contribute my poignant and witty repartee as before. You are blessed to have me back and obviously Bart loves me like a red headed stepchild he's never had. (or has he?)
Anyway, commence all celebrations marking my return, as you wait with baited breast for my next work of art to be posted. I must add this political statement.....
"UNBAN SWAMP-DONKEY"
"UNBAN SWAMP-DONKEY"
"UNBAN SWAMP-DONKEY"
"UNBAN SWAMP-DONKEY"
He was unjustly persecuted for something he didn't do... that, and he's a hot shit adds some spice to this place once and a while...(it sure beats Urbanes fat cunt pictures)
BTW... you know the drill, if you aren't happy to see me back, and I can't think of anyone off the top of my balls who would fall into this category... then please feel free to felch your fathers semen from your sisters ass, at your earliest convenience.
In closing I must ask this question... who do you think would win in the death match pictured below?
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-26 08:22:03 EDT (#)
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I have NEVER sucked a mean cock...................
only nice ones, WHAT?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-10-25 21:40:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-25 20:24:06 (#)
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You're a fag.
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but he sucks a mean cock.
+2 for you WTH.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-10-25 21:29:03 EDT (#)
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Pinhead for shizzle!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-10-25 20:24:06 EDT (#)
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You're a fag.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-25 15:44:26 EDT (#)
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Koo koo kachoo.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-25 14:23:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-25 13:34:54 (#)
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Retalitory -422.
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Fucking bastard!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-25 13:34:54 EDT (#)
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Retalitory -422.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-25 13:30:24 EDT (#)
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Welcome home, young nasty boy.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-25 13:27:09 EDT (#)
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QUADRUPAL RETALIATORY -2 FOR ME.......... FROM ME........
HAHHAHHAHHAHA!!
I RULE!!
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-10-25 13:21:15 EDT (#)
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Retaliatory -2
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-25 12:58:13 EDT (#)
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Yeah, Swampy got banned for his "Labenpalooza" escapades a month or so back...
Something about 47 posts back to back, someones ass & a shovel.... I don't recall exactly <sic>
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-25 12:54:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:35:05 (#)
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PennyWise would kick pinheads ass, any day of the week.... and fugeddaboudit for those other horror movie queens like Freddie and Jason, although Mike Myers is a badass in his own right.
You just KNOW that Pennywise fucked those kids in the ass violently, before eating them...
WHAT? ... Nobody else thinks that?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...yeah, Pennywise is the scariest mo-fo ever. Welcome back. I had no idea SD was banned.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-25 12:40:48 EDT (#)
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Where did all you fags go?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:38:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:36:41 (#)
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Welcome back Kott...I mean shithead.
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HAHA... thanks fuckface....I mean fuckface.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:36:41 EDT (#)
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Welcome back Kott...I mean shithead.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:35:05 EDT (#)
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PennyWise would kick pinheads ass, any day of the week.... and fugeddaboudit for those other horror movie queens like Freddie and Jason, although Mike Myers is a badass in his own right.
You just KNOW that Pennywise fucked those kids in the ass violently, before eating them...
WHAT? ... Nobody else thinks that?
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:32:02 EDT (#)
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Pennywise
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:30:57 EDT (#)
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ENOUGH WITH THE GHEY CADDYSHACK QUOTES ALREADY!
Don't make me smack you, Beavis.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:24:01 EDT (#)
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This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff. Here, I've got pounds of this.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:23:26 EDT (#)
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Ty Webb: Let me tell you a little story? I once knew a guy who could have been a great golfer, could have gone pro, all he needed was a little time and practice. Decided to go to college instead. Went for four years, did pretty well. At the end of his four years, his last semester he was kicked out... You know what for? He was night putting, just putting at night with the fifteen-year-old daughter of the Dean... You know who that guy was Danny?
Danny Noonan: No.
Ty Webb: Take one good guess.
Danny Noonan: Bob Hope?
Ty Webb: Ha ha... No, that guy was Mitch Comstein, my roommate. He was a good guy.
..............i can copy/paste from imdb as well.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:20:02 EDT (#)
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Thanks Jeff, I thought it was a Caddyshack quote..and obviously underestimated your infatuation with the movie!!
Good job!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:17:22 EDT (#)
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So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:17:03 EDT (#)
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iddqd ??
I hope PINHEAD fucks you in your ass tonight, while you sleep.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:15:50 EDT (#)
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i dont bring any hate, i got no issue with anyone, i just think if bart, who in my interactions with him seems to be a completely laid back and cool guy, has to resort to banning you from *HIS* website - then you were way the fuck out of line, and i dont care if youre my best friend, if bart feels you fucked up, then you fucked up HARD and you dont deserve a second chance.
but thats my opinion, not barts, so be glad its his website and not mine.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:14:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:23:25 (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:17:23 (#)
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Me depressed......NEVER
I've been getting laid
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Alone, or with a partner?
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depends on the day
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:09:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:06:20 (#)
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-25 10:46:21 (#)
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But PENNYWISE ate children, and that's the bomb.
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But anyone can eat children. And I KNOW you know this....
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HEY, it was just that ONE time in Daytona man... WTF??
She wanted me to do it man, and I didn't know she was 13, ok?
Jeesh...can't a guy make an honest mistake?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:06:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-25 10:46:21 (#)
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But PENNYWISE ate children, and that's the bomb.
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But anyone can eat children. And I KNOW you know this....
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:05:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-10-25 10:59:19 (#)
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i think that anyone that gets banned, no matter what cool shi they may have said or done, should stay banned.
fuck you, and everyone else who gets banned, for putting bart in the position of being some nazi police officer cunt.
remember that no matter how 'public' you may think ubersite is, it isnt. if you dont like that, start your own website.
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Hey, "JAM OUT WITH YOUR CLAM OUT is what I say about that.
Why you bringin the hate man?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-10-25 10:59:19 EDT (#)
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i think that anyone that gets banned, no matter what cool shi they may have said or done, should stay banned.
fuck you, and everyone else who gets banned, for putting bart in the position of being some nazi police officer cunt.
remember that no matter how 'public' you may think ubersite is, it isnt. if you dont like that, start your own website.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-10-25 10:55:45 EDT (#)
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ohhhhhhhhhh......i can't stay mad at you. you're like that little kid the nice restuarnt that won't stop whining. it's fucking miserable at first, but after a while, after the kid gets spanked by mom and dad in front of everyone (see: bart banning you), it gets fun to watch the show.
preach on, little boy.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-25 10:48:23 EDT (#)
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Ok, ok, Sherlock, In a one on one fight between a man with pins in his head or a giant spider with pincers, I'm backing the giant spider with pincers.
Also lets not bring ninjas into the argument again, because clearly your fondness for them, I would go as far to say, your sexual desires for a cancerous ninja raping to your submissive gayhole, have nothing to do with a fist fight between two horror legends.
(No offence or anything)
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-25 10:46:21 EDT (#)
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But PENNYWISE ate children, and that's the bomb.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-25 10:43:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-25 10:40:18 (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:05:58 (#)
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Pinhead wins....dude he's got PINS in his HEAD!
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Pennywise is actually a giant spider with pincers though.
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Pinhead is a ninja wizard
Pennywise was killed by a bunch of astmatic children with slingshots
Pinhead was a sado masochist and rape artist
Pennywise liked to make stuff float
Pinhead had an army of mental minions who where also S&M Rape artists
Pennywise commanded a mentally ill man who went on to get beaten to shit by an asthmatic novel writer.
Case closed. Berty has answered the question; Pinhead wins.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-25 10:42:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-10-25 10:39:21 (#)
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goddammit. i enjoyed the silence.
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And here I thought you and I were "buds"???
I stand corrected.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-10-25 10:40:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:05:58 (#)
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Pinhead wins....dude he's got PINS in his HEAD!
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Pennywise is actually a giant spider with pincers though.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-10-25 10:39:21 EDT (#)
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goddammit. i enjoyed the silence.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-25 10:28:31 EDT (#)
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WHAT THE HELL IS EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT?
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-10-25 10:02:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:49:03 (#)
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No raise, but I can give you this advice:
Gungha la Gungha.
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Big hitter, the Llama.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:59:37 EDT (#)
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Caddyshack?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:53:03 EDT (#)
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Trust me....most of this room will know what it means.
You don't get out much, obviously.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:51:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:49:03 (#)
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No raise, but I can give you this advice:
Gungha la Gungha.
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I'll pretend I know what that means?
??????
I can't sorry ...WTF are you talking about?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:49:03 EDT (#)
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No raise, but I can give you this advice:
Gungha la Gungha.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:48:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:45:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:44:23 (#)
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I thought I told you this: I RUN this web site
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My bad, I forgot... can I have a raise then?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:44:23 EDT (#)
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I thought I told you this: I RUN this web site.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:41:00 EDT (#)
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You just posted your personal information on the site, you're gonna get yourself banned now!
That's just fucked up.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:39:32 EDT (#)
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SO JUST FUCKING DO IT, AND STOP TALKING IT UP AND DOING NOTHING!!
It's the internet for the love of jeebus...none of this shit really matters, remember?
Jeesh....
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:37:19 EDT (#)
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Let "it" go?
The lonely, cowardly cock sucking loser still emails me when he's had a few beers and has no real friends to talk to.
You're pointing your finger at the wrong guy, dipshit.
From: swamp donkey <swampdonkey_2005.at.yahoo.com>
To: nolan.at.baseballwriter.net
Subject: Dear Shlongy
Date: Mon 10/24/05 01:06 AM
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Dear Jeffrey Labia
I just wanted to take a moment to apologize.
I'm sorry you're suck a fucking prick.
Love,
Swamp
As soon as I knock his teeth down his throat, all will be forgotten.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:29:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:26:41 (#)
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Swamp Donkey is a lonely, fatass, celibate coward.
You're just lonely and fat.
So, you're incessant begging, pleading, whining, crying , bitching emails finally wore down bartbart, eh?
Nice.
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I'm not lonely dumbass.
Time to let the Swamp Donkey thing go, you arrogent little toolbag... it's OVER, just like your musical career and your youth, and spontanious erections, and hair growth ...etc.
(PS, I missed you too Princess!!)
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:27:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:25:50 (#)
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Oh, I choose...George Castanza.
He would win that fight. Hands down.
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But could he kick my mom's ass?? I doubt it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:26:41 EDT (#)
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Swamp Donkey is a lonely, fatass, celibate coward.
You're just lonely and fat.
So, you're incessant begging, pleading, whining, crying , bitching emails finally wore down bartbart, eh?
Nice.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:25:50 EDT (#)
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Oh, I choose...George Castanza.
He would win that fight. Hands down.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:23:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:17:23 (#)
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Me depressed......NEVER
I've been getting laid
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Alone, or with a partner?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:22:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:18:24 (#)
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My mom would win, hands down!
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Ouh... OK, but she wasn't exactly IN this contest.
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:18:24 EDT (#)
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My mom would win, hands down!
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:18:13 EDT (#)
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Welcome back felchasaurus.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:17:23 EDT (#)
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Me depressed......NEVER
I've been getting laid
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:14:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:13:40 (#)
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Nothing has changed
Nothing ever will
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Man, someone hide the sharp objects from this depressed motherfucker!!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:13:40 EDT (#)
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Nothing has changed
Nothing ever will
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:07:16 EDT (#)
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Ahhh Mofo, pennywise is a BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD mothertrucker though.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:06:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:01:58 (#)
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the burning questions of the day are thus:
why were you banned?
how long for ?
why does jeannenenenenenen hate me?
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1. Not really sure, I think it was for THIS POST ---- >http://www.ubersite.com/m/76489
2. Around a month or 2 I think...I can't recall with any clarity this time for some reason?
3. Because of your freakishly large head I think.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:05:58 EDT (#)
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Pinhead wins....dude he's got PINS in his HEAD!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:04:11 EDT (#)
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Thanks for the update Mofo!
I was banned for like a month or something, Apollo.
Thanks Jeanneeee....I'll look forward to the beating, please bring the Aloe this time, my ass still hurts.
AND NOBODY IS ANSWERING THE QUESTION!! Who would WIN, Pinhead or Pennywise?
And I'm not sure about the email thing, the confirm email came as a shock to me this morning.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:01:58 EDT (#)
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the burning questions of the day are thus:
why were you banned?
how long for ?
why does jeannenenenenenen hate me?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:00:23 EDT (#)
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ok to fill you in on the happenings while you were gone.
- rad has set the world right by correctly adjusting the Best Ever page.
- apollo has succeeded in his quest for a throne
- all of Uber got together for a big sex fest...everyone came.
- Urbane is still a funny and cool topic to post about
- rape and retardation are 'in'
- I am God now.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-25 08:57:31 EDT (#)
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Welcome back. Behave yourself or I'll beat you within an inch of your life, just like you've always wanted me to.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-25 08:57:30 EDT (#)
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I got stung by a bee.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-10-25 08:53:48 EDT (#)
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I was going to say something witty about how I didn't even notice you were gone and yadda yadda yadda, but I haven't had any caffeine. That and I really don't care that much.
How many emails did it take to get unbanned this time?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-25 08:52:51 EDT (#)
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how long were you banned for this time?