Uberpoll: Halloween (356 hits)
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Submitted by David Saint Hubbins (View user info) at 2005-10-25 10:34:25 EDT
Since it's that time of year once again when we're all besieged by little kids, begging for candy so in return they don't put a brick through your window.
No, it's not Michael Jackson day, but Halloween.
So, in the spirit of this "great excuse to dress up and get shit faced" day, what will you be doing this Halloween and what scary movies will you be watching over this weekend?
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Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2005-10-25 17:10:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Costume parties! Haha I actually bought a FAT SUIT, which is awesome because I'm a skinny guy! HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA It's leet. Mebbe I should camwhore in it...?
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:37:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well the other month we kidnapped a couple of japanese college students on a school trip. We have been starving them and anointing them and on all hallows eve we will take them up Muswell Hill and burn them in a wicker man.
Submitted by youarewrong (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:28:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh and I'll be watching your kids on CCTV.
ALL NIGHT.
Submitted by youarewrong (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:27:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want all ghey ubers to come over all over my hairy ass this Halloween. I'm hoping for the largest all male gang-bang. Any takers?
Nobody over 15 will be aloud up my ass.
Unless they're a dwarf.
In a dress.
Wearing my mothers panties.
And look like Joan Rivers.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:19:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:17:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
<ejaculates again>
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:16:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Same as last year, same as every year: spend the evening dirty and minimally clothed, hiding under the front porch until I can go tearing across the lawn after little kids in costumes as I scream wildly and flail droplets of blood until the chain around my neck goes taut and I flip over backward to land on my face, much to the delight of the sidewalk full of parents dutifully protecting their little crumbsnatchers.
If I ever catch one, though... have your video camera ready or no one will ever believe the story.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:13:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll be peeking through my bushes, jerking off to all the little girls in their skimpy costumes!!
<ejaculates>
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:03:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll be pounding your girlfriend's ass whilst wearing a goalie mask and singing Screamin' Jay Hawkin's "I Put A Spell On You" at the top of my lungs.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-25 10:58:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whores. Whores and candy!
The chagalaga stole my body
and the aftertaste stole my mind
left me dangling down defenceless
after you just said goodbye
Now my teeth are worn and useless
my eyes to sunk to see
My tounge swolled up to twice it's size
and all I wanna do is eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatt...
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-10-25 10:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll be busy spiking juice boxes with bleach and dipping mini-snickers in rat poison.
Submitted by Mrs.Love (user info) at 2005-10-25 10:55:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WildcatMcGee and I will be dressing up and going out in a limo with friends getting trashed all over Norfolk...like we did last year. He's a Ghostbuster and I'm Rainbow Brite.
Submitted by youarewrong (user info) at 2005-10-25 10:53:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The usual, trying to get laid.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-25 10:50:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm going to be watching the Georgia-Florida game, and then going to a Death Cab for Cutie concert. Football and indie douche-music, two of the awesomest things ever.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-10-25 10:46:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will be in Kent, getting pissed with some old mates dressed as the crow (but twice as pretty)trying to sexually intimidate garden furniture.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-25 10:46:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm going to bury myself in my front yard and make a sign telling all the kids to pick the mushrooms as they are made of candy. but I'll leave my pecker out of the ground to look like a mushroom. If they can't pull it out maybe they'll just naw on it as it lays.
Submitted by randomhero83 (user info) at 2005-10-25 10:43:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-10-25 10:36:33 (#)
Ranking: 1
I'll be jerking off to gore movies in a dress.
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This guy stole my answer.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-10-25 10:43:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Great Post!
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-10-25 10:36:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'll be jerking off to gore movies in a dress.