Confessions of a Transexual Frankenstein Monster (646 hits)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (View user info) at 2005-10-25 10:43:46 EDT
"I've done it!" cried Insane Radio Shack Mac, gloating over a blanket-covered corpse. "I've grafted the cheek bones of George Michael, the eyes of Stephen Gately, the sassy wit of Oscar Wilde, and the culonés of the combined village people!"
"MMRRRRRRRRR!" Bellowed the Thing under the blanket.
"Yes, my sweet!" Radio Shack Mac cooed, stroking its tender diodes. "He said I couldn't do it, didn't he? He said I couldn't create the perfect gay lover! But now I'll get back at him! I'll show the guy who runs the Orange Julius stand!"
"MRRRRRRRRRoOOOoooOOb!" Bellowed the Thing.
"Yes!" Mac cried in exultation, laughing wildly at the Verizon Wireless display, laughing into the smug glasses of that nameless spokesperson. "Yes! It is time to release you into the world, my sweet! Time for you to make your debut!"
He pulled the blanket up, and the massive thing hove itself off the formica. A big gay mountain shambled.
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" It said.
"Yes, my sweet! It will take a while for the digital camera battery I plugged into your brain to function properly! But come, concentrate, what first words do you want to say to your master?"
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" It repeated. "MMMMMMMMMMMMM-BOP!"
Mac stopped dry-humping the Verizon guy and took his tongue out of the cardboard ear. "What?"
The Thing took two steps forward. "MMMMMMMM-BAAAA DUBA DOP BA DOOOO DOP!"
"You fool, Igor!" Mac fumed as The Thing put on rouge and a training bra, "in your mad rush, you put the Hanson's brain in by mistake!"
Off in the corner, Mac's Homosapien hung its molded plastic head in shame.
"WHERE'S DAAAAAAA LOOooooOVE?" Transexual Frankenstein came forward on cherry pink pumps, making to embrace Radio Shack Mac, who cried 'WTFOMG!' and crashed right through the bars and into the open night air of Maplewood Mall.
TO BE CONTINUED...
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Submitted by fatgirl (user info) at 2006-07-03 08:17:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hahahahaha...
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-10-25 19:46:29 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-25 17:07:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
auto +2 for Frankenberry
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-25 12:47:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not quite there for a +2...hard to follow. But I'm convinced you can redeem yourself.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-10-25 12:33:36 EDT (#)
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No worries!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:54:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're definitely enjoying this quasisexual Halloween kick you're on.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:53:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and have a +2 for your story.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:44:01 EDT (#)
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My fault for just drawing the names from the list of winners that was put together in the reviews for Round 1.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:15:29 EDT (#)
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Back in the original Uber05Frightfest post.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-10-19 13:50:14 (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-10-19 13:45:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
We still going with the match-off thing? 'Cause with all the crap I have going on this month, I doubt I'll have time to do more than one post...
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Me too, bub.
halloween is a week and a half away.
24 = 12 pairs ofwriters, round one
12 = 6 pairs of writers, round two
6 = 3 pairs of writers, round three
And that leaves 3 writers, so we, ah, umm...
See, this is why I don't do shit in Ubermadness but write.
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Also mentioned it in my story and in Ax's "Space". To be fair, he got more votes by the deadline anyways. I only pulled ahead after it was over.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:11:49 EDT (#)
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Dude, I want that FRANKEN-BERRY head!!
NOW!!!!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-25 10:59:48 EDT (#)
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Everything that I gathered from the end of Round 1 showed you advancing due to the higher rating.
Since when did you forfeit the round?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-10-25 10:56:41 EDT (#)
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thanks for the heads up, Tron. Thought my forfieture (before the first round even) went to Ax, though?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-25 10:52:52 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/77637
You need to give Stardamage a title for Round 2 of GrUeberfest.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-10-25 10:51:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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