Leroy Brown's Uber - Brit civil rights movement (742 hits)
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Submitted by Leroy Brown himself (View user info) at 2005-10-25 11:10:32 EDT
A turning point in history, the first annual civil rights rally for the NAABP, uber's National Associatiation for the Advancement of British People. Grab a warm beer and a union jack, aa we stick two fingers up to the American majority.
For too long now the American white man has kept the British white man down. Uber is run entirely by an American, and when I look at the most viewed authors list all I see is Amrican faces. Is this because Americans are genetically more capable of getting hits? Is it fuck.
Here's a phrase that we as a minority need to get used to: INSTITUTIONAL PREJUDICE. The SYSTEM is DESIGNED to keep a British brother down.
They promote their vicious stereotypes of the Uber Brit having bad teeth, and young Uber Brits see this and feel as though they have to LIVE UP to these stereotypes, and soon abandon oral hygiene altogether in a tragic scenario that too many of us are now familiar with.
The sad truth however is that if we want to make a change we have to acknowledge that we have a problem. I'm starting with the man in the mirror. It is a fact that although Brits make up only 14% of ubersite we cause 79% of stupid posts that occur annually. We must confront this uncomfortable statistic if we are to move forward.
The main blame in reality lies with the Americans, so to combat this we need an Affirmitive Action program to ensure that at least 50% of most viewed authors are British, aswell as a seperate board for Most Viewed Authors of British Origin.
All threads and discussions should require British minority participation, or else be talking about us. Giving a Brit -2 should be considered racially aggravated libel.
These are our initial demands.
And so concludes the first annual Brit civil rights rally!
I've been your host Leroy Brown, g'night Uber.
P.S Bart is a Polish Jew and this site was planned in the protocals of the learned elders of zion.
Cheerio.
User Reviews
Submitted by Leroy_Brown (user info) at 2005-11-06 17:55:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You need prison time.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-06 17:49:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't realize that you're ignorant AND a racist.
Toss in the fact that you last got laid...what....probably NEVER and you are the complete package.
Submitted by Leroy_Brown (user info) at 2005-11-06 17:37:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
awesome
Submitted by Leroy_Brown (user info) at 2005-11-04 19:31:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Submitted by Leroy_Brown (user info) at 2005-10-30 16:44:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
best post ever on uber? you bet.
Submitted by Leroy_Brown (user info) at 2005-10-30 15:09:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you already minus 2'd this masterpiece you greasy cock jockey.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-30 13:12:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It was Sunday, July 27th, 2008. James Dupont was found dead at the Riverside Docks. It appears he had his feet cemented then he was dumped into the water to die a watery death. But whom killed him and why?
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James Dupont, 34, has lived a life of crime and drug dealing, as well as being worked by the local mafia. Even though he was great at doing his job, he was failing to pay all money he made to the mafia, and he has been warned and almost caught many a times that if he was caught stealing from them, he would be sleeping with the fishies.
Today would be his last day being alive. As James worked a corner selling people the drugs they want, one of the people from the mafia spyed upon him and noticed that bits of money was being pocketed and the rest placed into an envelope. He was busted on the spot. The spy left to tell the boss what he seen and the boss didn't liked what he heard. He didn't like that he wasn't being paid in full. He didn't like people whom backstabbed him. After James worked the corner, he headed to the Riverside Warehouses to deliever the money he made, unknowning that the boss and few of is helpers awaited him.
As James approached the boss to deliver the cash, his helpers grab him by the arms. "Tsk tsk tsk" said the boss, "I have warned you plenty of times James, that if I catch you stealing from me, that you would pay the price."
"I don't know what you are talking about. The money is all there." said James.
"Oh really?...Then explain why one of my people watched you for over an hour, stealing money from me." said the boss. "James, I have caught you, and now you must sleep with the fishies. Get him out of my sight."
"Nooooooo!!! Please! Give me another chance!" screamed James as he was dragged out of the warehouse and off to the docks... James was warned that he should have paid in full, but now he has been delivered to his grave, he paid in full, with his life.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-10-30 13:01:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Apollo is like colin powell, he got fired.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-10-30 12:39:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Leroy_Brown (user info) at 2005-10-30 12:12:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
no.
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Oh yes, chump, yes. The British wouldn't make a wart
on the ass of any American. You're a fucking idiot.
Submitted by Leroy_Brown (user info) at 2005-10-30 12:12:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no.
Submitted by Leroy_Brown (user info) at 2005-10-28 12:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
yes.
Submitted by Leroy_Brown (user info) at 2005-10-27 09:45:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG ANTISEMITE -2
Submitted by Leroy_Brown (user info) at 2005-10-27 09:38:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
plus two from a jew, thatll be the dayoo.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-10-26 08:27:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck the union jack, grab a cross of St George, English ever, Brittish never!
Submitted by Leroy_Brown (user info) at 2005-10-26 08:17:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
TO-GA
TO-GA
TO-GA
Submitted by Leroy_Brown (user info) at 2005-10-25 19:12:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-10-25 19:11:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
So you are a nazi? Burn in hell.
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So you are a Jew? Lose some weight.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-10-25 19:11:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So you are a nazi? Burn in hell.
Submitted by Leroy_Brown (user info) at 2005-10-25 19:08:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jonnyx:
it's nice that you're sexually attracted to me but I'm not a homosexual, so stop replying to all my threads with your anal-sex chit chat. kthnxbye.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-25 18:50:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Leroy_Brown (user info) at 2005-10-25 17:35:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
johnyx you always say that you want to put such and such up my ass, and I just saw this review from you.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-13 15:39:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
oh man, now _I_ want to have a rolling pin up my ass...
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psychologists would have a field day with you, motherfucking homo.
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not really - you on the other hand, digging around ancient posts for things I've said - you're a candidate for a prefrontal lobotomy, that's for sure.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-25 18:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Auto -2 nigger.
Submitted by Leroy_Brown (user info) at 2005-10-25 17:35:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
johnyx you always say that you want to put such and such up my ass, and I just saw this review from you.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-13 15:39:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
oh man, now _I_ want to have a rolling pin up my ass...
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psychologists would have a field day with you, motherfucking homo.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-10-25 16:58:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAH
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-25 16:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Leroy_Brown (user info) at 2005-10-25 15:19:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-25 13:57:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
you're a wog
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you're a fag, go figure.
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yes, and I would love to stick a splintered axe handle up your arse, you sniveling fuckwit - YOU SMELL LIKE CURRY-FLAVOURED VOMIT
Submitted by Leroy_Brown (user info) at 2005-10-25 15:19:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-25 13:57:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
you're a wog
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you're a fag, go figure.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-25 13:57:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're a wog
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-10-25 13:34:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Zionists
Submitted by Leroy_Brown (user info) at 2005-10-25 12:22:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
whatthehell:
shut up you stupid jew.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:55:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Now the south side of Chicago
Is (It's) the baddest part of town
And if you (you're gonna) go down there, you better (just)
bewareOf a man (cat) named Leroy Brown
Now Leroy (Brown) he's trouble
And he stands about six feet four
All the downtown ladies call him: "treetop lover"
The studs they call him: "Sir"
(Yeah) He's bad, bad Leroy Brown
Meanest (baddest) man (cat) in the whole damn town
Badder that old King Kong
(And( (He's) Meaner that a junkyard dog
Now Leroy he's a gambler
And he likes (digs) his (those) fancy clothes
He likes to wave his (that) (great big / big fat) (shinny)
diamond ring(s)
Under (In front of) everybody's nose
He's got a custom Continental
He's got an Eldorado too
He's got a 22 (32) gun in his pocket for fun
He's got a razor in his (the razor in the) shoe
(Yeah) He's bad, bad Leroy Brown
Meanest (baddest) man (cat) in the whole damn town
Badder that old King Kong
(And (He's) Meaner that a junkyard dog
Now Friday - 'bout a week ago
Leroy shootin' dice
And at the end (edge) of the bar, sat (was) a lady (chick) named
Dorris (Morris)
Man she sure looked nice
And (Well/Then) he layed his eyes upon her
That's when the big scene (trouble soon) began
And Leroy Brown he learned a lesson 'bout messin'
With the wife of a jealous man
(Yeah) He's bad, bad Leroy Brown
Meanest (baddest) man (cat) in the whole damn town
Badder that old King Kong
(And) (He's) Meaner that a junkyard dog
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:39:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:37:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck the British... go brush your tooth.
Submitted by bobotheclown (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:30:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
those fucdking lampshade heads, it's so hard to stop their meglomania
moses is to blame, that fucking fraud
i say redirect the Holy crusades away from clothheads towards the lampshadeheads
Submitted by bobotheclown (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fucking jews!
Submitted by Leroy_Brown (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:21:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BRIT POWER SALUTE
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:18:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:17:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
speaking as apollo88 (mva) I think you have got it the wrong way round, we should work within the system. I am like the english Condaleeza Rice or that Colin Powell chap.