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Have sex, don't worry it's on me (1428 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: -0.6 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by David Saint Hubbins (View user info) at 2005-10-25 11:38:53 EDT


Go on you know you want to:

Call 07815 841664


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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-10-25 17:32:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Classy

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-10-25 17:29:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy shit I'm going to call!!!!!!!

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-25 16:54:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:47:47 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:39:54 (#)
Ranking: -2

NSFW you dumb fuck


Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-10-25 15:37:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Only because there was no NSFW banner and female colleague saw it. Awkward moment, check. Still have job so far, check. Fucknut.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-25 13:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

That shot is impossible! Jack Nicholson himself couldn't make it!

-- Homer Simpson
Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-10-25 13:40:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Eight six seven oh three oh niiiiiii-eeeeeeeee-iiiiiine.

Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-10-25 13:32:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Absolutely revolting.

Submitted by Magickmuse (user info) at 2005-10-25 12:27:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

She's hot, reminds me of somebody...

Submitted by safeway_security (user info) at 2005-10-25 12:19:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

asshole

Submitted by the_cole_guy (user info) at 2005-10-25 12:02:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

NSFW Jesus Christ NSFW
How am I supposed to eat my lunch after seeing that???

Submitted by Kova22 (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2DIE

Submitted by bobotheclown (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

sweet mama!

pity she's not asian tyhough

hey! i wonder if tere is an elderly asian lady porn site????

recently i have become a bit infatuated with the middle aged chinese madam of the local cat house, and am hoping to lure her out of retirement. she is very graceful and civilized with a relaxing friendly manner, and even after rooting one of her girls our little chat in her office made me erect again.

mind you, that was partly because her girl had duped me out of my expected second ejaculation.

the appeal of rooting someone older is also partly caused i think by hte possibility that she would actually find my body young and succulent, rather than old and washed up.

Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:49:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nothing like a good bit of granny porn, reminds me of this time when i worked in the old folks' home....

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Your mom is ugly.

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:47:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:39:54 (#)
Ranking: -2

NSFW you dumb fuck

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:47:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

rookie mistake

Submitted by alas_me (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

NSFW you moron

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:42:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I believe this is the incorrect site for this post....

perhaps you confused UBER for www.pimpmymom.com

Try and select NSFW in your pea-sized brain next time too.

Some of have jobs on this site.

Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:39:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

NSFW you dumb fuck

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-10-25 11:39:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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