Jägermeister presents:Bloodhound Gang (492 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicRating: 0.97 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by EmptyRobot (View user info) at 2005-10-25 12:46:33 EDT
Location: Cleveland, Ohio.
Time: Yesterday night
Shenanegins: Many much
The Bloodhound Gang is one of the most creative bands ever to write music, and last night I had the great pleasure to see this band play live. The openers sucked ass with the exception of a band out of Tokyo called "Electric Eel Shock". This band brought it with its naked, six drumstick wielding drummer and constantly calling people in the crowd "BAAAAASTAAAAAAAADS"! But even this was no match for the awesome debauchery of the BHG.
As soon as BHG took the stage the crowd loosened up like a four-year old after double penetration. All sorts of people in costumes began to show up including hotdog man, the Village People, and even Superman. After their first song the lead singer(Jimmy Pop)already had 2 bras, a couple pairs of underwear and a flannel shirt. Because he's a real man, he put on the flannel and kept the female undergarments for his future pleasure. He then paid Superman fifty smackeroonies for him to turn into Fat Naked Man.
The next song began immediately after the challenge to superman. "LIFT YOUR HEAD UP HIGH AND BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT"! During this song, Mr.Pop decided to tear off the bassists shirt. So the bassist spit on Mr.Pop. So after the song Mr.Pop decided to inform the crowd of Fat Naked Man swinging around the sound booth like a fucking aborigine. Man that dudes testicles were big. Freak big. And then the crowd started to spit at the bassist. And in his mouth. And at the groupies trying to wipe him off. Another song. The lead guitar tries to kick out a drunk guy for being ugly, but the drunk guy was to drunk to understand, so he left anyway.
"HELL YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH". The bassist makes fun of Akron, C-Bus, and the Nati for being pussies because they were doing beerbongs at the shows. So he does a Jagerbong with the whole bottle. "Along came Mary". "You know what they call it when people fight over free clothing don't you? THE LOUISIANA PURCHACE!" 2 people from N'Olins walk out at this point, while people from the crowd laugh at them. "The ballad of Chasey Lane" Brought about a plethora of titties of all shapes and sizes a both wonderful and terrible thing.
"The roof is on FIRE". Someone throws a bottle at Mr.Pop. It went down like this
*bottle is thrown
Mr.Pop: Im leavin right now unless you guys point out who threw that bottle.
*Fifty people point to the same guy
Guy:BUh'uh
Mr.Pop: You know what, if I threw that bottle at you in the street it would be on so get the fuck out!
Guy:I dun need this.
*guy falls on the way out as he passes me.
Me: PWNED BITCH
The guy was wearing a "Don't mess with Texas" Shirt.
Last song. "Bad Touch" The only song I decide to venture to the crowd and away from my pregnant woman. I got elbowed in the Jaw, touched a pair of NICEUMS, fell over because I only wiegh 130lbs, and got to high five Mr.Pop. The band altogether drank over 30 beers(4 people), 1 bottle of Jager, kicked out 5 people, made 1 person get naked, and iduced the flashing of many titties. All in all I give the show a +2
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-25 20:35:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
"The Bloodhound Gang is one of the most creative bands ever to write music,..."
Where the fuck did you come up with THIS gem? Are you still high?
Submitted by drumfeeb (user info) at 2005-10-25 20:28:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"The Bloodhound Gang is one of the most creative bands ever to write music"
I can't believe anyone said that EVER.
Submitted by EmptyRobot (user info) at 2005-10-25 20:05:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The dude had to sit down before the last song because he was gonna puke
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-10-25 17:42:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sounds like a good time. I can't believe he Jagerbonged an entire bottle, that is intense.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-25 16:48:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yo yo yo yo YO. What it IS motherfuckers!
Aw shit, here comes Pac Man.
Hey Pac Man, what's up?
Me, you bitches! I'm high on crack! Wanna freebase?
No, Pac Man! Drugs are bad!
Naw, can't help you man.
PUSSIES!
*freebases*
WHOA, HOLY SHIT!
*arcade music*
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-10-25 16:34:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bloodhound Gang? What, are they amateur detectives?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-10-25 14:51:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mom and Dad, this is Chasey.
Chasey, this is my Mom and Dad
Now show 'em them titties!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-25 14:30:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't -2 yourself. I wasn't trying to harp or correct, just making a distinction of my own.
I'm glad you had a good time at the show.
Submitted by EmptyRobot (user info) at 2005-10-25 14:14:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-25 13:22:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
It may be better to say that, overall, they have creative lyrics, not creative music.
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You are correct sir. remember im a moron so i cant write correctly all of the time
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-10-25 13:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Wait a minute...BHG actually plays real instruments? They have a BASS player?!? I thought it was just all synthesizer shit.
Sounds like a shenanigood time though and the bottle incident narrative was priceless so have a +1 for making me smile.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-10-25 13:36:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-10-25 13:26:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hooray for boobies!
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-10-25 13:26:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hooray for boobies!
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-10-25 13:24:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sounds like an awesome time. They're pretty fucking sweet.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-25 13:22:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It may be better to say that, overall, they have creative lyrics, not creative music.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-10-25 13:20:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pretty hilarious review
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-10-25 13:06:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Got tix to see 'em in Glasgow next month. Sounds like it's gonna be a good un'.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-10-25 13:05:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Bloodhound Gang is one of the most creative bands ever to write music
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Wouldn't go THAT far, but they are a fuckload of fun. I love 'em.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2005-10-25 13:03:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Electric Eel Shock are awesome.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-25 12:58:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll be seeing CKY Halloween night, another Philly local band.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-25 12:55:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson
And forces you to play a game called 'Balls on Chin'
And what happens next is all a blur
But you remember 'fist' can be a verb
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-10-25 12:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yup.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-10-25 12:50:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I squeak like Stephen Hawkings yeah but I'm walkin'
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-10-25 12:49:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"The Bloodhound Gang is one of the most creative bands ever to write music"
-2DIE